Wait… THAT’S WHY THEY CALL IT X-MAS???

I’m all for anime waifus… obviously. But getting obsessed and parasocial over a real person is weird as fuck.

How are we letting them successfully deflect by making this a "added the wrong person to the group chat" thing and not a "we had a group chat on an unauthorized app where we shared classified plans" thing? This is absolutely insane.

I FUCKING LOVE 100 GIRLFRIENDS

Everyone has always talked about moving to Canada in response to trump, but unironically at this point I would actually do it if I was in the financial situation to do so.

I love how youtube stops working when I need it to fall asleep.

Bad girl???

all my homies love nekonomiya sensei

Harem authors belong in prison

Year 3 of anime tier lists... Jesus christ Nokotan just showed up with the steel chair!!

...Blue Exorcist actually goes hard for once?

Barragan is the soul king’s left nut

man i wish i could turn into a girl when water is splashed on me

Having personality tests behind a paywall when it isn’t immediately evident should be illegal. I just spent 15 minutes taking this test only to be told I have to pay for the results. I wouldn’t have wasted my fucking time…

Wait do people not put meat in stuffing? What the fuck

Arcane is gay propaganda, it’s so cool

Anyone else have their X account locked? Possibly false reports?

@Ashlyn_Finiti ):

I cannot stop singing the Krusty Krab pizza theme song

Yoooo the goat

Kinda wacky that republicans are always trying to kill trump

Anime main character be like: “I am a perfect human being who is completely unbiased and totally without any preconceptions, and I treat woman like human beings, so that is why all of the bitches want me” Bro this is so stupid

Anxiety is like the worst feeling ever

Man I sure love it in romance anime where the girl is only attracted to the guy because he’s the only person to ever treat her like a human being despite being the most bland and boring mother fucker imaginable.

Why can’t I stop fantasizing about donald trump and nokotan being best friends

I really can't stand every fucking UI being designed around smartphones. I'm on a fucking computer, just give me UI that makes sense for a computer jesus christ

To people who blow up a bathroom and then close the door: Why? The smell doesn't just magically disappear because you locked it away in the shadow realm. Leave the door open and let that shit disperse.

You know, chicken marsala tastes good an all, but sometimes it just straight up looks like vomit and that’s just extremely unappetizing. Look at this nasty shit!

Okay but Athena is for sure the best god/goddess in greek mythology right?

Why the fuck is it impossible to go into the game settings while ingame, and why can’t you change the voice language in genshin impact? What the fuck is wrong with this game.

frimken

i fucking hate the baseball minigame in a link between worlds

It would be pretty funny if trump showed up to the next debate in a wheelchair with his head covered in bandages, like in a cartoon. Because reality is a cartoon now I guess.

being straight is illegal

Is it just me or does fiction just feel so much more real than reality

fumkin dumbis

You know the illuminati show up in fiction so much that I often forget that it’s a real conspiracy theory

Why do I hear minecraft witches every day

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Double cheebzorger

the only part of tears of the kingdom that I liked was when you had to help the guy hold up his sign with a bunch of random wooden objects. Other than that fuck that game

giggity

Peeeeeeeeter

Does anyone else remember getting massive pickles from the deli as a kid? That shit was so awesome.

Minecraft story mode

Why does rotisserie chicken taste so good. It’s just chicken but wtf

Snickers: Lizard Style

Why do british people sound so smart when they say dumb shit

stewart griffin

I’m a featherless biped