I got a new one, and NO, you ain’t gettin’ the patent!

So, the mouse got Thanksgiving? Jokes on them, I’ve just found a way for the All-Mine Remote to take CONCEPTS! Hope ya weren’t lookin to get Christmas either, Micheal Rat!

Just give it 5 years an’ yer gonna be staying mad too!

No fair! Now I gotta make me a movie!

I mean nuh uh!

Maybe if I get that heart I can clone it and make another killing!

Hey, who’s gonna judge? Not me! I buy stuff.

(As more critters flee the chaos, a geyser of oil bursts from the ground.) Yeah, like that!

You look like if Einstein fused with King Kong for even worse reasons and got the voice of a 79-year old Kremling!

Show em!

Call me Mr President! I am Void Kong of VoidCo and I will be back in the sun before I let any competition get in my way!

Nuh uh

Stro. If they’re background characters you’re a one-use gag in a game franchise the devs don’t even mention as a joke You’re like MiniLadd if he was terminally online post-controversy

OOC. //I don’t want to be that one person to get involved in drama despite running a parody, but... We got a traitor for siding with the weirdo.

Their dreams are small!

Puh-lease! I’m a CEO, they never go after CEOs! Ask Elon and Jeff, I don’t remember any eldritch horrors going after them!

And I’m moneyhungry, what’s your point?

I dunno, but I wanna put them all in a little EXE zoo and show them off to the public! It’ll be my best venture yet!

You’re gonna Tusk Act 4 them to death? (He read JoJo’s part 7, don’t question it.)

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Who said I’d use it at VoidCo?

THEN ILL BUY IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

(As more creatures flee, a shrill voice can be heard.) COME ON, COME ON, DOUBLE TIME, DO WHAT I DONT PAY YOU FOR!

Ooh, can I sell that?

(There are sounds of drilling in the distance as as a menagerie of forest critters scurry past her in terror.)

DONT YEET THE MONKEYYYYYYYYY

Try me, I dare you.

@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social I dunno why everyone’s doing it but I want in!

I HATE YOU ALREADY

(Couldn’t find a template, like for a rival interaction!)

OF AN OIL CORPORATION

YOU CAN CALL ME “MR PRESIDENT”, POPEYE THE SAILOR MORON!

I’M AN AYE AYE! DO YOU PEOPLE NOT KNOW WHAT THAT IS?!

Looks like someone got around to the eye drops! Hey, progress is progress!

Wow, that’s new.

How much for a copy of that code? Preferably on a microchip or 100! I pay in Banandium!

I’m the president of an oil drilling company! Whaddya got that can help with that?

Oooooooooooooh, hello there! How can I use your code for VoidCo? (He walks up in his mech.)

Ooh, a fight!? Where is it, I gotta get this on pay-per-view!

Ooh, robot! *yoink

Choccy milk for ME. Because IM epic!

(Out of the ground nearby, a VoidCo robot drills out, and scans for its surroundings through a camera that Void Kong is looking through remotely.) That kid?

THIS!

Why are they in bottles? So we can drink it!

Okay, jeez, sorry! Now get out, you’re gonna live in my nightmares rent free.