Wow, that’s new.

How much for a copy of that code? Preferably on a microchip or 100! I pay in Banandium!

I’m the president of an oil drilling company! Whaddya got that can help with that?

Oooooooooooooh, hello there! How can I use your code for VoidCo? (He walks up in his mech.)

Ooh, a fight!? Where is it, I gotta get this on pay-per-view!

Ooh, robot! *yoink

Choccy milk for ME. Because IM epic!

(Out of the ground nearby, a VoidCo robot drills out, and scans for its surroundings through a camera that Void Kong is looking through remotely.) That kid?

THIS!

Why are they in bottles? So we can drink it!

Okay, jeez, sorry! Now get out, you’re gonna live in my nightmares rent free.

Oooooookay, how can I get you to leave without motivating you to jump me in my sleep?

What, you think I’m actually SCARED? I only jumped ‘cuz you jumpscared me!

You do NOT sound like a human, you sound like a crazy guy trying to be the ghost of Christmas future if he was a birthday clown!

(He’s playing a copy of MHOJ2.) Ooooo yeah, this man’s gonna get me to Number 1 Hero! (He then glances behind him to see Edd, jumping back in fear, hiding behind the tv he has in his robot.) AHH! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU?!

(Drilling right outside his house.) SORRY, I CANT HEAR YOU! CAN YOU REPEAT THAT?

Mark my words, you’re not gonna be all buddy-buddy with Rool eventually! Mark my words, kid!

//I got this scam a while ago, you could tell he was starting out

//teehee

YES! Tell that fraud it’s karma!

Same thing! (He seems to have a realization.) Oooooooh, you’re a brony? C’mooon, spit it out, kid!

Wait, like, the pony?

Good day, sir, or bad day, I don’t care- I’m Void Kong of VoidCo, and I’ve taken this place’s oil. All of it! Just a little FYI.

Aaaaaand that escalated quickly. That’d be good for me and VoidCo, but jeez, man.

I’d take it so the role of the rich in society isn’t run into the ground!

Not me. Ya really think you can stab ME? Try an’ stab through my giant VoidCo mech!

That is the WORST take I’ve heard come out of your mouth. I’d trust that bumbling ape more if he started talking gibberish and said it was Shakespeare!

𝐊𝐄𝐘 OKAY SO WE MIGHT NEED TO START UP THE CONVO AGAIN BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN “I HATE PEOPLE WHO SAY LOLI = BAD”?????????

rokket If ANY of you ever talk bad about Atlas it is on FUCKING SIGHT BITCH. I don't play when it comes to using my close friends for Slander.

Ooooohhh nooooo, anything but that! Not like you’re gonna need it anyways! HAHAHAHAHA!

Let me make this as clear as possible. I feel genuinely unsafe from these degenerate fuckers. Otaku likes animals and a fucking 8 year old duck from mcdonalds. Lunacy, and otaku, have been talking behind MY back.

(Like to see what Void would steal from your muse!)

Imagine having to pay taxes.

Not if I make it a massive VoidCo factory first, mousey boy!

What’s the big deal, kid?

(Drilling a giant hole into what used to be an ant colony.) Whawazzat?

Gimme 2 and we got a deal!

Don’t get me started! I had everything in line, wish in sight, then that stupid handbag on legs ruined it!

I gotta find that thing! It’s literally made for me!

I don’t bet anything on anyone! Everything I own is mine!

What’re ya gonna do with it? Just sit on it and wipe yourself with it? Do what I do with the stuff I have and USE your stuff!

SOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

(To be real, Void would probably use this gif unironically)

//Void Kong, a victim of "fuck around and find out" Though someone would have done it eventually, let's be real

(This strikes the fear of God into the corporate aye-aye, who, by some miracle, sputters out something that sounds like an “ok, I’m sorry!”)

About as nice as getting beaten up by an eldritch horror and being knocked out for a few weeks.

Oh joy, the king is back. You people love making things impossible for people like me.