In hindsight letting Rohl have his op so he’s fit in time for AFCON has backfired a bit

Taking Keane out my nerd soccer team worked a treat there!

Get the fuck in.

This is getting unbearable and that’s before the phenomenal amount of time they’ll find to add on from nowhere.

Lovely goal that

If I’ve not turned this off and fecked off to bed by 9:30 I’ll be pleasantly surprised

Wow. That’s an awful decision

Not seen a review take this long since Everton last scored

See the crickets going well.

See the crickets going well!

Went to see Lorde in Manchester last night, absolutely magnificent. I’ll never moan about the prices in BMD again though having been fleeced by the AO Arena last night. £9.95 a pint. The wine “deal” 2 bottles for £60 “save nearly £10”, cor thanks! Little change out of £4 for a water.

I notice Everton are the only club to have 2 Puskas award winners scored against them. “You’ll never sing that”

Arsenal moved to 8 on the Saturday, should be home just in time for the Kings Speech on Christmas Day

Newcastle not won away yet you say. *Checks fixtures*

Nick Pope showing once again why Jordan Pickford is England’s undisputed number 1 there.

This knobhead who normally barks at someone walking down the next road totally un phased, the other one on the other hand shaking like a leaf.

Everton’s Miss of the Season competition heats up week by week

Don’t you dare disallow that.

Judging by the comments on here a repeat of Traffic Cops was the better choice of viewing prior to kick off.

That huge B&M at the top of Edge Lane needs to be that big to fit all the fucking huge lips and eyelashes on 70% of the clientele. What a place.

Fed up of my inbox being clogged up with Black Friday sale emails already, it’s not even November yet nor a Friday.

I see Google are trying to destroy productivity around the world today.

Woman on a Place In The Sun must have said “yeah” at least 100 times in the first 25 minutes

What a noise in there for the last 20 minutes. Big shout out to Palace’s number 10 for waking the place up with his shithouse antics.

Sad news that she’s kicked the bouquet

It would appear my Sky contract has come to an end hence it’s nearly doubled in price! Can’t believe it’s been 2 years since I last played the old “oh I can get it cheaper elsewhere” trick?

Farcical that Dewsbury-Hall is now suspended for having been booked in consecutive games for nothing, no wonder he was fuming.

That all seemed very lowkey “we’ve not won, entertain yourselves

I’m exhausted after that and there’s still an Everton game to get through in the next 24 hours.

Thank feck for that.

Would never tire of punching Griffin and his fucking awful sunglasses

ROSE!! What a shot

Well I upset an awful lot of people when that goal went in.

If you’re going to make stuff up at least make it moderately believable. £65m months after signing a new 5 year deal, yeah OK. www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...

Looks like Sky are using that filter that makes you look like you’re about to burst into tears when they show anyone on the US team

Finnis should just plaster Dechambeau all over the tee box there. Up the angry Toffee’s

The official Premier League app currently showing a sad face instead of the latest score as their beloved reds are loosing.

Multi-tasking at it’s finest here. Oh and it’s underlay it doesn’t matter what colour it is!

Christ they’re in insufferable aren’t they like a nation of kopites.

ODFO

My mate has just asked me if having a digital ID card will make looking at mucky stuff on the internet easier.

Trophies are over rated anyway. I’m going to stick to lifting dogs

It’s days like this I’m glad Everton’s away allocation is now a closed shop this is the sort of shite I’d have subjected myself to years ago because there was tickets on general sale, instead I’ll be in bed 3 minutes after the final whistle. #winning

Saved me having to type it

Gary Neville keeps telling me Doku has done great, not sure we’re watching the same game, zero end product from anything he ever does, could have played for Everton for the last 5 or 6 years.

See the corner kick for a keeper holding onto the ball too long rule has been scrapped for the big boys already.

Well this feels a bit weird. Coincidentally sat in the seats directly behind where my son and I sat for 15 years, hoping my daughter doesn’t have to wait as long for a hint of silverware.

Slot not moaning about there only being 5 minutes of added time now then. To have 5% of their spawniness would be nice..

Carnage