A little glamour, a little mischief, and a whole lot of black-and-white magic. Just a girl on a piano, playing by her own rules. 🎶✨

Well… it finally happened. My other account got suspended. 🤷‍♀️ Oh well. Follow me on twitter on my other (small) account x.com/TurbayVeronica

Adidas just dropped the Colombia 2025 World Cup cropped tee and hoodie 🇨🇴🔥 I need both ASAP to cheer properly 😭⚽️ Who’s gonna be a sweetheart and gift me one? 👀 (They’ve got e-gift cards too btw 😌💳 www.adidas.com/us/colombia-...

Remembering those who served, those who returned, and those who never did. Your courage built the world we live in. ❤️ Happy Veterans Day 🇺🇸

Day 34 of the government shutdown… are we great yet?! 🗓️ Anyway, I’m watching The Purge to get some tips just in case. 😌🤣

Happy Halloween 🎃 now get on your knees and confess your sins to me. 🙏

Watching the new Netflix doc on Aileen Wuornos… I’ll die on this hill: she didn’t deserve the death penalty. She was a victim. It pisses me off hearing ‘he was a good man, a family man’ 🙄🙄then why was he picking up swrs on the side of the road?

Nobody wants me more than a conservative white man 🤣😇

Pretending to be lovers for a wedding tomorrow. Some girls fake smiles, I fake relationships. The escort life 😘

Honoring Indigenous voices, power, and survival, because there was never a needed to be “found.” 🪶. Today and every day, honoring the original stewards of this land, their history, resilience, and beauty. 🌎❤️ Happy Indigenous Day.

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Sunday mood: sugar, spice & just the right amount of 🔥💪✨

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Like my new T-shirt? 🖕🏼

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New hair. Blonder. Shorter. Hotter than your summer forecast 😘☀️💇‍♀️

New hair. Blonder. Shorter. Hotter than your summer forecast 😘☀️💇‍♀️

Phoenix, first week of July? I might just bring the real heat. 🔥💋 Stay hydrated… you never know who might show up.

Just got back from voting. And of course... my precinct was being my precinct. 🙄 Democracy doesn’t die in darkness, it dies in broad daylight, through inaction. Protesting with signs is cool and all, but if you’re not voting, you’re part of the problem.

The only people who support trump are billionaires and racists… and I know most of y’all aren’t billionaires. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Serving soft summer on the outside… and unholy intentions underneath. 😇🔥

ust finished the OceanGate documentary on Netflix and I’m floored. They asked the accountant if she wanted to pilot the sub?! 💀 The first engineer was the real unsung hero. Meanwhile the CEO was a textbook narcissist driving a $250K death tube straight into the abyss. Incredible watch.

He took the hottest pics of me tonight… but can’t post them here.
Why get flagged? For what? Breathing too sexy?? 😂💻 They’re up on my OF where the algorithm minds its business 😌📸💋

May every hater, every passive-aggressive reply, every bitter comment on my posts alchemize into cold, hard cash in my bank account. Talk slick if you want, just know the universe bills you on my behalf. 💅🏽💸✨

He wants a military parade yet defunds veteran agencies 🤨

Today a client said, “We got to see some of the tanks 🪖 they were so cool!” and I was like, sir…you’ve never seen a tank in your life!? Then I remembered 💭yeah, not everyone’s spent 20 years around military bases, waking up to bomb drills, helicopters, and fighter jets like it’s their alarm clock.

Not telling anyone how to run their business, just saying, be extra careful this weekend and through Tuesday. Remember the strange energy and bizarre inquiries from the first week of January 2021? Yeah… that.. Especially providers of color in the DC, VA, MD area.

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Colonizers took the gold. Now their great-great-grandsons Venmo me for attention. Balance. 💸💸💸💸

Funny how the same men who pay for sex call me immoral. Sweetheart, if I’m the problem, why’s your credit card sweating?! 🤔💭🤔

He booked me for 2 hours and spent 90% of it telling me I’m amazing. I’m gonna start calling this self-care with benefits 😌✨

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He said “gym clothes” and I showed up lookin’ like your favorite reason to cancel leg day 😘🖤🏋️‍♀️😁

Sunday gym fit: lilac legs, loud music, and zero excuses 💜💪🏼

Got a new neighbor… a Marine. I decorated my door for Pride Month and this genius didn’t realize I have a Ring cam. Caught him throwing my rainbow wreath off the 2nd floor. He’s about to meet this pissed off Colombian at 5:15. 🏳️‍🌈🔥

🚨 Y’all beware: there’s a new fake review claiming to be me 🙄 That is NOT my number 😑 I don’t have a public phone. If you see 518-631-3924 listed, do not call or text it. That is NOT ME. Report it if you can!

Happy bday to meeee! If you need me, I’ll be accepting gifts, compliments, and cake all day. 🎊 🎂🥳

Sunday vibes: blasting Green Day and bonding with my plants. Chaos + chlorophyll.

Apologies to Steve Madden, I was not familiar with your game. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 You know what, Steve Madden shoes are not THAT uncomfortable 🙂‍↕️😅

Finally started Shameless on Netflix 📺 originally just for background noise, but now I’m hooked! Currently on S3E5. Fiona deserved SO much better. The emotional trauma and responsibility she carried? Unreal. I love her character. This show is wild. 😜

I do all my gardening at night. Everything’s asleep, quietly processing the day. Plus, a woman in a headlamp digging at midnight? Terrifying. Is it a body or basil? No one knows 🤷🏼‍♀️and I like it that way.

Morning meetings looking a little different today… coffee in bed & trouble on the agenda ☕️😈 😈

Nothing screams “I’ve never worked retail” louder than a customer proudly announcing they never wash their clothes because “it comes clean from the store.” 🫠🤢🤣

Nothing hits like the customer who thinks they’re better than you while swiping their fifth declined card like it’s a scratch-off ticket, yelling “speak English” as if their balance is lost in translation. 😂💳😂

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