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Jabba is his nickname, his first name is Jabroni

All millennials think they’re identified by “Kids” but really it’s Chumbawumba’s “Tub Thumping”

a low-flying pig just pooped on my car when will dems fix that shit

I got to tell a work colleague about Mitch Williams today and now I’m bestowing that blessing on you youtu.be/D97NKHccGzs?...

lyin dyin flyin Hawaiian go ‘Bows

this is easily the highest-quality cinematography of one of my boats racing that i have ever seen (ours is the boat closest to the camera)

Billionaires are a policy failure but if I ever become one this I vow: my first act will be to do a promotion at every sports venue in the country to hand out a food or beverage ticket embossed with “[my enemy’s name] sux”

Last time I saw her in this kind of pose she was seconds away from ripping an amazing fart

Me: [desperately trying to prove DC is fun and cool and not overly threatening] DC:

Wow weird I wonder if the environment is somehow suboptimal

This was the least suspicious thing I saw during a nice Sunday afternoon stroll

As a lifelong Sienan, I’ll just say: go Siennes or whomever

Yesterday I saw affordability polling results which had gas as the most affordable thing in Americans’ lives, I wonder if this will impact that

Did you get this in Keelung or Hualien?

for $79 million could you eat five golf balls in one round

these were in increasing order of how much time i had spent there, until the last one www.maptap.gg February 18 98🔥 95🏅 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 993

shoutout to my rowing team, which chose this picture of my dog as a puppy for our internal comma channel banner picture

I am listening to this week‘s episode of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and I heard Holly say the best band in her high school was the ska band. As a loud and proud member of the Skamikazes, I can say that (a) she’s right and (b) it’s a real indictment of the other bands there at the time

I’ve never met anyone who is 72.0 inches tall, they do not exist

Is the broadcast audio being infected by the fullcast haint

my dog [looking at a marrow bone, then me, then the bone]: either thou or I or both must go with him

I genuinely thought he had already done that in like 2022

I wish I had known about this when I confused Eddie Murray, an 18-year-old white guy, with Eddie Murphy

Too bad UW won’t let their assistants do videos as coaching headshots

make a bond movie academic You Only Live Twice: Joint and Survivor Rules Post-Uriah v. CITGO

This is only a two part sign because the Democratic People’s Republic of New Jersey criminalizes sex work

A partner once got angry because I emailed a client without deleting the internal email chain below my response. The entirety of that chain was the partner saying “can you respond to this”

Seeing Ryan reskeet this put me in a weird existential place for a minute like when did Pitt become a gridiron powerhouse

I think Bluesky style guidelines require writing the title as THE HEIST: CAUGHT ON FILM (dir. by T. Muse Director) (2025). I’m probably mixing in blue book style

If you’re wondering what an NFL-level juke feels like, today I asked a Caribbean nurse where to get edibles she looked me dead in the eye and said “I’m married to a cop” paused for like 10 seconds and said “just kidding”

Thanksgiving a time for gathering with family and arguing about which beach chair to grab and who stunk up the privvy

What a leaking bag of giblets taught me about SSAS #linkedin #sponcon #chubbyfire

@edsbs.bsky.social have you made a Baja blast espresso yet

He’s a Milford Man and you know what that means

So far one boat club folded after the founder threw a punch at a race official (very hard to do when you’re in one boat and the official is in another), another had to move cause their property was taken by eminent domain, and the Earth is reclaiming a third

Unprompted and being 100% sincere, yesterday someone asked me how hard it could be to get kicked out of a boat club

I called Senator Schumer. I live in DC and see my neighbors in pain everyday, but the most I can do is yell at some septuagenarian’s voicemail, pls make us a state

Hugh Freeze was the amuse bouche to last night’s feast

Ah you think being blocked is your ally? You merely adopted being blocked. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't know others seeing my posts until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but overwhelming

Years ago some NPR reporter had the idea to short the entire US stock market. I’d like to do that but for data centers

Spring 2006. A young me is in Yoram Keinan’s debt instrument taxation class thinking “wow mortgage backed securities sound like a great idea a stupid person once had, will anyone top that ever”

The most relatable exchange of all time in my home. Wife: you use Reddit? 13-year-old son: only at my most desperate

Yeah but Odin never threw a complete game shutout on two days rest suck it vikings

Blake Snell the most middle school shop teacher smoking in the parking lot looking ass

how’d they do on their second try (serious)

This was not the guy I eavesdropped on last Saturday but boy were there plenty of people like him (me, I am the guy who has said “see you at the kong. you know what day it is? a miserable day to be a miller lite”)

Watching playoff baseball

Current status: in a hotel bar in newton ma tryna recruit fellow travelers into the joy and pain that comes with unironically hollering go vawls

Got dang pawwwwll look at the sleeper cell here