What in the hell were they doing there?

What is Phils record in games started by fifth starter ?

There’s something very satisfying about picking a weed and getting the entire root.

Gansey cooking

My account was hacked. I’m cooperating with authorities

Fully, fully embrace the Jaylen Brown Era.

Nola is a brutal watch.

Bryce drinking a Mickey in the dugout ?

Reported for violation of terms and conditions

As someone whose entire personality is remembering random athletes, I have to throw up my hands here.

At one point, I blacked out and launched a twenty minute rant about Mr. Fuji dumping Demolition.

JT should prolly be batting 10th.

Bohm makes Mike Lieberthal look like Vince Coleman

I’m incapable of creating an 82-0 team without Dana Barros.

Happy for the Phils, Nola — and Duran is awesome — but these boys gotta start scoring runs at some point.

This Tiafoe match is a great example of why I retired at 24. The wins come and go. The excruciating losses stick with you forever.

Do we need to start another cheer campaign for Trea?

Do position players apologize to their starting pitchers after games like last night? If I’m Sánchez, I’m demanding an apology.

An infuriating series that I had blocked out for 23 years. Thanks, Cobs.

Wheeler is such a stud. Love that dude.

If I was the owner of the Sixers (and never went to Epstein Island), I’d fire Morey and hire Hennigan or Collison from OKC. Not Nurse’s fault, but he’d be part of the spring cleaning (Sam Cassell or Chris Quinn in Miami). Look to trade Jo, but may only find a way to move off of PG’s contract.

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When the Sixers lose a playoff game, they really roll over. Better for my mental health honestly.

Back to Quantum Leap

Might watch the Sixers, but Quantum Leap is also on, and I’ll watch anything with Scott Bakula.

Sixers gonna lose 7 of 11 games these playoffs and it won’t even crack the top-10 of end-of-year flameouts.

Screaming “Score!” at the TV

Need a hoop.

Call one travel.

I’m already hurting, Cobs

I would say Bona is gonna get 25 minutes but he’ll foul out after three.

If Philly sports were gonna go 1-2 tonight, I’d have liked some say in which team won.

Ray Ferraro sounds like Bret Hart and it’s throwing me off.

When the Sixers lose a playoff game, they really roll over. Better for my mental health honestly.

Had a few pints last night and tried to remember the @libertyballers.bsky.social Twitter account password to fire off some tweets. It must’ve changed in the last 14 years.

I watched the win from a Buffalo Wild Wings because fortune rewards the brave. Go Sixers

They did it.

Flyers and Sixers both tomorrow night? I don’t get a say in this?

A Weber heat check ?

I was at those games in ‘98. Mark Parent stunk up the joint. Made my Phillies book.

Not even Michael Irvin pushed off as much as Jaylen Brown.

Honestly, I respect how the Pens radio guy said, “They scored,” which such utter contempt.

Fly Guys? FLY GUYS.

Liking the Sixers remains my biggest character flaw.

We’ve lost that same exact home playoff game against Boston like ten times.

Sixers refuse to get a defensive rebound. Committed to the bit.

Andre Miller was incredibly underrated yet also maybe the reason the Sixers didn’t get Kevin Durant. So I’m conflicted

Tough morning for Septa.

Me, completely broken after yesterday’s news, before my final breath: “Well, the Sixers could use some scoring punch off the bench …”

Appendicitis was +800 on “What obscure medical issue will derail the Sixers playoff run” I had typhoid +1500.