I'm playing hooky 🤫🤭

I looked cute the other night

I think its wild how glp-1 has changed my relationship with food. I still think about food, like rn I sort of in theory want pb&banana toast but not nearly enough to stop playing a video game, make and then eat it.

Nvm its the 9th lol

Should I buy a ticket to see Passion Pit tonight? 🤔

Just two testosterone shots have me going from zero to feral

Don't call me fat if your face is busted 🤷‍♂️

Hey man, I just wanna watch Summer House. Please stop talking to me about Nintendo and why the won't translate Mother 3 in 2026.

I would fucking love an adaptation of My Heart is a Chainsaw tbh

I need someone to come over weekly and give me my testosterone shot because that was, pun intended, a pain in the ass.

I'm entirely too comfortable spending all my time by myself as a single late 30s adult lmao

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2012/2013 feels so far away 😭

I'm a fan

Something Very Bad is Going to Happen is stressing me out. I'm on episode two.

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Hello!

Seeing baby Ryan Dunn in the Jackass trailer made me cry a little bit

All I could think about today was that they were filming the Summer House reunion and I'll never see all 8 hours of footage.

Florence opening the show by transitioning from the Suspiria theme was fucking wild.

I really see Florence + the Machine tomorrow 😭

It's always Mikey your balls are so huge! Never how do you deal with the burden of them constantly threatening to slip out your shorts.

What do you mean I was working by the Chesapeake Bay yesterday and I'm working in the Blue Ridge Mountains today?

I'm sick as fuck so all I wanna do is lay on the couch and watch dark, atmospheric horror. I'm currently watching the Blackcoat's Daughter again because I was a little delirious from the meds/edible combo last night.

I'm at my most parasocial during a Bravo scandal and I'm team Ciara til I die.

I have to print like 40k pages tomorrow 😭

Forbidden Fruits was fun.

I fell flat on my ass (back) this morning before leaving for work and slowly I think my body is giving out today 😭

I think Big Hit/Netflix really missed the opportunity to call the BTS doc "BTS bts."

I need to get back on my bullshit now that I have it on PS5.

There is a part of me that wants to try to make.peace with my father. I know hes not a great person, but I didnt know that when I was a kid. Those memories still linger too. Its tough.

I was really nine years old and stressing out over Beverly Hills, 90210 plot lines, huh?

I'm realizing I was unprepared for the period of life when my mom's old coworker's are starting to die. I spent a lot of time at my mom's job (she ran an angio lab) so they were like bonus aunts/uncles.

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I kinda miss being regularly horny but I also like that the seroquel keeps me hinged.

Something is going to make me cry today, idk what yet, but I can feel it 😭

It's been a long day, someone should come play with my hair.

Yall just giving the government ideas and the keys to your sanity astounds me.

I remember going to see the Rugrats Movie in theaters and my mom being absolutely pissed that they named the baby Dill Pickles. She thought it was so stupid 🤣

Proof of life

Don't waste my time, because I'll call you out, and you won't like it 🙄

I'll be honest I do find the 1st person sections of Requiem to be scary 🫣

Its been 20 years and I still hate Emma Nelson

Right before I took a bong rip that caused me to feel like my soul left my body.

I read a plot synopsis for Scream 7 and honestly it seems meh.

I juat need a free day to go get blood work done so I can get on Wegovey 😭

I'll be a Stephen Demarco hater til I die but everything after his lil "mmm hmm" was objectively hilarious.

Whenever someone begins a comment on a social media post thats gone outside the scope of a queer space with "as a gay man" I know its probably going to be followed with some delusional pick me bullshit.

Sometimes I contemplate deleting my social media presence but I know I'd get bored

red flag when a bear listens to primarily male singers