He's also a fan

I will take random belly pics over random dick pics any day tbh 🤷‍♂️

I still cannot believe my boss was like "are you sure you don't wanna save your pto for another day and come to the luncheon?" Sorry but I'm not driving to Fredericksburg to sit in a Cheesecake Factory with my coworkers I've never even met irl.

She loves her heating pad hehe 😻😸

I love Attack on Titan so much.

My cat's grumpy because I left the big light on today which is valid.

The face I made the entirety of the first three episodes of Tell Me Lies

Tell Me Lies is already giving me anxiety 😭

He got a hot pad today and he's very excited about it!

Yam Yam is a cutie though 🥰

I hope Michael Rapaport is banished/murdered early. He's so fucking annoying and I hate a zionist.

The Secret Traitor feels like a way for production to control who doesn't go home too early tbh

I used to be very concerned with not wanting to be single, but after the last two idk maybe its not so bad 😅. At least I'm nice to me.

I really enjoy Fallout 4 because I could dick around with settlement building forever.

Hot Take: I enjoyed IKWYDLS as a silly little summer slasher and remember IAKWYDLS well enough to know how awful this one really could have been.

I basically just read Bret Easton Ellis, Chuck Palahniuk and Agustus Burroughs books my senior year of high school and no one clocked that I was a faggot.

This man is hot but also evil.

It was funny to hear Hoe's Depressed in Dispatch because its been my meds alarm forever lol

Wanna be my plus one? :p

My friend did warn me the Tell Me Lies is triggering if you ever dated a narcissist and she was correct. I can't stop watching though, this man is evil 😅

You ever miss someone you shouldn't so you read your final text exchange to remember the disrespect to snap out of it?

Sometimes at 38 years old I still find myself randomly mumbling "Rocky loves Emily" under my breath

Merry Christmas from my mom's guest bathroom.

Gee guys do you think she'll call me back?(She may not 😅)

I miss this one individual a lot (like its bumming me out) but also I shan't be reaching out to them because that would be disrespectful to myself

I turned down a position I really wanted today because money :(

I've gained too much weight this year :(

I don't think this could have been more iconic

38

Hello Kitty Star Remina

What a nice evening ☺️

At least I won't be wasting five hours of my birthday driving home from someone who doesnt give a shit if I die this year 🥰

Staying warm and cozy on this chilly evening

I got a haircut and feel less like a unkempt freak

If anyone wants to buy me the West End Girl butt plug for my birthday I won't stop them

Tomorrow is my last day and then im off Friday and all of next week! I'm so excited about all my silly little birthday week plans!

I also really enjoyed Shelby Oaks. Its also just very cool that Chris Stuckman made his first movie.

Strange Harvest was way better than I had expected it to be. Not that it matters I will watch a shitty found footage/docustyle horror movie any day of the week.

Honestly I want a Hereditary themed evening for my 38th. Is that really too much to ask?!

I'm just a sleepy lil guy who needs a lap to fall asleep on

I love when downtown feels empty.

My emotional support blueberry Hello Kitty came to work today

I'll never forgive Showtime for canceling this gem after two seasons and giving us that fuck ass movie.

Finally home and freeing my self from clothing

Ate good too

I was specifically invited to the work function at this one office and I know I'm about to eat so good 😊

Round man seeks cuddles from another geographically undesirable man (on brand.)

I really have been eating this fall

Oh nooo I didn't mean to miss that person rn or at all 🥲. Time for bed to avoid any unnecessary texting 😅

I am absolutely gutted to learn And Dum Sum is closing 😭