All I could think about today was that they were filming the Summer House reunion and I'll never see all 8 hours of footage.

Florence opening the show by transitioning from the Suspiria theme was fucking wild.

I really see Florence + the Machine tomorrow 😭

It's always Mikey your balls are so huge! Never how do you deal with the burden of them constantly threatening to slip out your shorts.

What do you mean I was working by the Chesapeake Bay yesterday and I'm working in the Blue Ridge Mountains today?

I'm sick as fuck so all I wanna do is lay on the couch and watch dark, atmospheric horror. I'm currently watching the Blackcoat's Daughter again because I was a little delirious from the meds/edible combo last night.

I'm at my most parasocial during a Bravo scandal and I'm team Ciara til I die.

I have to print like 40k pages tomorrow 😭

Forbidden Fruits was fun.

I fell flat on my ass (back) this morning before leaving for work and slowly I think my body is giving out today 😭

I think Big Hit/Netflix really missed the opportunity to call the BTS doc "BTS bts."

I need to get back on my bullshit now that I have it on PS5.

There is a part of me that wants to try to make.peace with my father. I know hes not a great person, but I didnt know that when I was a kid. Those memories still linger too. Its tough.

I was really nine years old and stressing out over Beverly Hills, 90210 plot lines, huh?

I'm realizing I was unprepared for the period of life when my mom's old coworker's are starting to die. I spent a lot of time at my mom's job (she ran an angio lab) so they were like bonus aunts/uncles.

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I kinda miss being regularly horny but I also like that the seroquel keeps me hinged.

Something is going to make me cry today, idk what yet, but I can feel it 😭

It's been a long day, someone should come play with my hair.

Yall just giving the government ideas and the keys to your sanity astounds me.

I remember going to see the Rugrats Movie in theaters and my mom being absolutely pissed that they named the baby Dill Pickles. She thought it was so stupid 🤣

Proof of life

Don't waste my time, because I'll call you out, and you won't like it 🙄

I'll be honest I do find the 1st person sections of Requiem to be scary 🫣

Its been 20 years and I still hate Emma Nelson

Right before I took a bong rip that caused me to feel like my soul left my body.

I read a plot synopsis for Scream 7 and honestly it seems meh.

I juat need a free day to go get blood work done so I can get on Wegovey 😭

I'll be a Stephen Demarco hater til I die but everything after his lil "mmm hmm" was objectively hilarious.

Whenever someone begins a comment on a social media post thats gone outside the scope of a queer space with "as a gay man" I know its probably going to be followed with some delusional pick me bullshit.

Sometimes I contemplate deleting my social media presence but I know I'd get bored

red flag when a bear listens to primarily male singers

Watching both Heated Rivalry and Wuthering Heights in one weekend is an incredibly bipolar thing to do lol

I finished Heated Rivalry and it was cute. The fan base however is obnoxious.

I had to Google her before I realized she's Shauna lol

I started Heated Rivalry. I do not care for the Scott/Kip manic u-haul relationship 🫣

My therapist approved of using Tell Me Lies to explore what narcissistic abuse looks like and process trauma lol

They way I become a different person if I don't get a little sweet treat after dinner should be studied.

He's so cuddly today

I think the toughest lesson I've learned in the last few years is its ok to miss someone. You don't have to reach out or fix it. The connection mattered, even if the relationship ultimately ended.

My cat is freaking out because I had the audacity to put my work bag on the couch after getting home 😾

Tell Me Lies makes me so nervous that another narcissist will find me in this lifetime 😅

This is just me weekend attire now, although I got some pasta sauce on it making dinner so now its in the wash 😭

Wait Yam Yam just responded to my DM 🥰😭

Traitors makes me miss 00's era VH1 programming.

I'm so sleepy today.

Honesty this weeks Traitors episode was one of my favorites so far across seasons.

I've never seen ice like this in my entire life.

Belly pic double feature

If anyone with a 4x4 wants to take me to Taco Bell I'll do car stuff in exchange.