Don’t you dare expect my vote and tell me that “prosecuting Trump wouldn’t be good for the country right now”.

Holy Goddamn!!! When Margaret Cho was referring to ICE, she said: “Nobody’s going to want that dick.” They know she was right.

Stay at home tonight. Stay safe. Don’t give these asschiggers a reason. Don’t make them look for one even if you don’t give them one.

Elon is using Grok to peddle non consensual AI CP. The far right moral majority Karens are conspicuously silent.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, has earned unlimited legal immunity. I don’t care if someone if conservative or liberal. If anything, being in a high position of authority while having a multi year knowledge of laws should make someone be held to a higher standard.

Jesse Watters has “pronouns in his bio”. They are “asshole”, “shithead”, and “cooze”.

Renee Good was murdered with no tangible proof of criminal wrongdoing on her part but somehow she’s a “terrorist”. Trump has 34 proven convictions but we have to refer him as “our president”.

It sounds like a conspiracy theory but seemingly disparate events like the increasing unavailability of physical media, the expansion of ICE, broadening income inequality, the emergence of the Manosphere, and MAGA’s newfound militancy against other nations are all connected.

It’s extremely shameful when most Americans have to cut down on unnecessary car trips and she gets to use her newfound celebrity status to bilk the taxpayers.

There are no depths too low for the KKKult of Elon to sink to. None.

Obama’s poll numbers were so bad then that he won his reelection bid a month later.

Who the fuck cares about your “lovely dinner”, you Nazi cunt?

Trump had better not for the love of the seven headed abomination he worships declare war on Canada and Mexico in the future. It is beyond stupid to underestimate those countries and many of us Americans will not be supporting the war effort.

I watched One Battle After Another the night before last. It is a great movie but I also learned that it flopped financially and Leonardo DiCaprio was paid $25 million. Hollywood is operating on a non sustainable business model.

Let’s try something out here. Let’s not allow a total stranger to bother us once they praise Trump. Go along with them. Act like you’re completely on their side and say, “Trump totally has 2028 in the bag so why bother voting.” Maybe we can weaponize far right complacency.

Sunday Movie Recommendation: Strange Harvest is a Joe Kenda meets H.P. Lovecraft mockumentary worth checking out. Warning: it doesn’t hold showing victims. Also, the burn victim actor is amazing.

As bad as Maduro was, he will be replaced by someone who is worse.

I was not really a big fan of The Dave Matthew’s Band back in the 1990s. Their music just never clicked with me. On the other hand, I am a huge fan of Dave Matthews the person.

MTV: “We fucked around. We found out.”

I’ve been saying for months that America is now an example of the worst of isolationism by alienating friends like Canada and the worst of interventionism. The attack Venezuela further proves me correct.

Was it because of the oil? Or to distract us from the Epstein files? Or to distract us from the complete and unmitigated failure of his domestic policies?

Everyone’s saying RIP MTV because they “won’t play music videos anymore.” But maybe hold them accountable for ushering in the reality TV era instead. That was the real death spiral. Culture has not been better for it.

I have never worried about others being virgins, not even during my immature high school years. I am a nondrinker, nonsmoker and I don’t even use legal drugs. Nobody hates you because of your basic life choices. We hate when people force their religion onto us.

MTV committed slow suicide starting in 1992 when the first episode of The Real World aired. It allowed itself to become worse and worse ever since. Reality television is a cultural cancer that gave us Trump in our face all the time. Never forget but more importantly never forgive.

Trump sold the US government out to a South African billionaire who has repeatedly showed contempt for average Americans. His son in law has brokered deals with the anti-American Saudi oligarchs. I don’t want to hear anymore about globalism from these people.

Other than the birth of my great niece, 2025 has been a total assbomb of a year.

Average person: “They want to tax me 5%. Is that all? There has to be a catch somewhere.” Broligarchs: “5%??? That’s inhuman. I’m a job destroy-, I mean, creator.”

Overdue Sunday Movie Recommendation #2: Don’t let the science fictiony title throw you off. Anthropoid is probably the best WWII movie since Fury.

Overdue Sunday Movie Recommendation #1: Be Kind Rewind is a harmless but well thought out and heartfelt comedy that I very much recommend. It’s about more than just video stores, it’s about the importance of a caring community.

Overdue Saturday Comics Recommendation #2: Gilt Frame is an effective murder mystery. Take a good look at the title for added meaning to the story.

Overdue Saturday Comics Recommendation: Bug Wars is my newest comic obsession. Who would have expected a story about a backyard to be so massive?

“Hey, Chris Garten. Come at me, bro.”

An open letter to CBS: Dear Trump gooch lickers, Fuck you!!! I watched the CECOT story you tried in vain to suppress. Sincerely, You can’t put the toothpaste back the tube, asshole.

Greenland belongs to Greenland. It is not one of those 265 51st states that really don’t belong to the US either.

Monday Book Recommendation: Strange Angel is a fine book about John Parsons, a rocket engineer who was involved with Aleister Crowley cults. Fiction has a hard time keeping with the lunacy of real life.

Name a celebrity that you don’t live very far from. For me, it’s Afroman of “Because I Got High” fame. I live less than 50 miles from him.

Rob Reiner, Gil Gerard, and now James Ransome. Good grief!!! May they all rest in peace.

The redactions make them look even more guilty, not less.

I don’t celebrate double broken jaw’s ordinarily but if it keeps him from rapping…

Maye should’ve aborted.

youtube.com/watch?v=yY4J... You don’t have to like their food but I love this commercial.

Rob Reiner was a successful actor, one of the most beloved directors of all time, and a multimillionaire. He didn’t sound like a loser to me.

Bling heals all wounds, especially wounds that aren’t too deep.

Some people in the media: “The AI bubble could burst any day now.” The rest of us: “Help me find a goddamn needle.”

They can take the airwaves but they can’t make us watch. In the words of Randy Watson: “You all such a beautiful audience. Give yourselves a hand”.

youtube.com/watch?v=UFe6... Spielberg’s back, baby!!!

Mediocre Movie Tuesday: I really had some problems with Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: bad CGI, soap opera melodrama, and John Hurt being as useful as tits on a man. I haven’t even bothered with Dial of Destiny yet and I’m not sure I am going to.

Overdue Monday Book Recommendation #2: Devil House is a wonderful deconstruction of true crime. It asks us to question is someone is completely a victim or a victimizer. Oh, and it has a chapter in Gothic script written in old English.

Overdue Monday Book Recommendation #1: Smonk is one of those “put the kids to bed” westerns. It makes Joe R. Lansdale look like Mary Poppins, and I’m a HUGE fan of Lansdale.

Ted Cruz did something totally unexpected. He actually posted something classy about Rob Reiner.