It was a good arm workout day.

Perfect cure for Sunday mardiness was naked time followed by home made pie, red wine and pot off 🥳

Gym pump for the boys.

Oi oi

I have had such a wonderful weekend. Manchester International Festival, ceremonies, sitting outside, Basement Jaxx, lesbian bars, viaduct garden, all female choir, food, Superman. This sunshine has been 😍😍

I had such a good time with Jurassic Park Rebirth! I accepted most of the dumb moments but I cannot forgive how bad the long awaited raft scene ended up being 😓

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What a day 😩

Was having drinks in Soho on Friday and a guy came up to me - Him: Oh are you jam face? Me (gracious as ever): yes I am 😎 H: oh you were great on Twitter…7 & 1/2 years ago, it’s great to meet you! M: ohh…k…What’s your na- H anyway bye! M: sorry what was your name? H: byeeeeee 😃😃😃

I’m on a self imposed no social plans (8 days so far) and oh my god I am SO bored. Had a nice zen bit in the middle but now I’m bored and restless. I need gays and wine to gossip with.

Me 3 months ago: So you have to read all 6 articles to prepare for the exam as we will pick 2 on the day to critique. Student during revision session for re-assessment: So are you saying we have to read all 6 articles? 🙃🙃🙃

A better episode. But my god the writing is just so bad 😭 *comment about whatever pointless activity they happen to be doing* Character: well I vaguely have the same issue with my storyline for this episode. #AJLT

Skimmed through some of Snow White to see if it was as bad as had been reported and wow. Bad would be a compliment. What a waste of Rachel, time, money and legacy.

I am so completely lost on why there’s discourse about Sabrina Carpenter album cover??? Do people genuinely care? 😩

It’s fascinating they’ve made apparently zero effort to make AJLT even the tiniest bit better? In fact they’ve possibly leaned into the worst bits. I shall keep watching…maybe.

A brand new beta phone software not due for public release for another 3 months isn’t working perfectly? I’m shocked.

Milan babbyyyyyy

Packing 😇

Addison Rae album, new Marina album, new Sabrina Carpenter and I’m off to Milan for a gay stag do. Pretty homosexual Friday I will be having.

On day 3 recovery from the weekend I’m starting to think - Manchester -> Cotswolds for 2 nights for a wedding (with a free bar 🥴). Cotswolds -> Crystal Palace for Hoopla. Crystal Palace -> Brum as couldn’t face the drive home and then finally to Manchester over 5 days was probably a bit much.

Off to a wedding for a friend from school and I’m being asked to do various little jobs which is really fulfilling my very healthy need to prove that I’m a helpful and worthwhile friend 😅

Pup took me for a pasta making day! Such an incredibly fun day, food great, company amazing, vibes on point. 😁😁😁

So close to the end of hell time at work

Kylie bloody Minogue tonight ladies and gentleman 🥳🥳🥳

Had an incredible birthday weekend. I I have been thoroughly spoilt 🥰

The entire of queer lit sang happy birthday to me last night after the quiz. It was both mortifying and really lovely 😅

Tough week followed by a good gym session 👏

Thought someone had sent me something fun and unexpected in the post but it was just my screening kit 🥲

I am not feeling excited for work tomorrow but I’ve just eaten a bowl of roast potatoes with gravy for dinner, had a glass of wine and rewatching A Simple Favour before watching the sequel later this week!

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Thunderbolts was soooo good. The mental health aspects hit hard. Florence is an absolute gift to the MCU and they need to do anything to keep her 👏👏👏

Rewatched Black Widow last night and off to see Thunderbolts tonight 🥳🥳🥳

Slightly drunk in taxi back to my parents listening to Lorde What Was That while driving through towns that I grew up in. Music video vibes are strong.

This will be my face all day until the exam I’m putting on is over 😭

I can’t get over what an incredible bank holiday I had. A very lucky pup. Spa day, chilled evening, fancy meal, fancy cocktails, lazy mornings, got to watch Flow, pints in the sun, margs & pizza, a bit of dance and then a couple of Monday beers. 🥰

Being taken for a surprise taster menu tonight and let me tell you I am EXCITED 😁🥳

Happy bank holiday Thursday 🥳

Titanique was incredible. Loved every moment. What a show and cast! I felt pretty confident I would love it with that early bukkake joke.

Sugababes last night and then managed to get the 07.55am train to London today.

I wonder how many Sweet 7 bops Sugababes are going to play tonight 😍

Happy Friday.

Over the course of the day I have somehow lost a boiled egg out of my bag.

White Lotus finale was great if you don’t listen to people harping on about how it was boring. Was it perfect? Absolutely not. Did it need to be? Absolutely not. Great show, can’t wait for S4!

Made my therapist laugh today so will be riding high on confirmation that I’m her favourite for the rest of the week.

Good morning from me and Charlie

Did not get Lady Gaga tickets but I did book in for Titanique in a couple of weeks so…swings and roundabouts.

Ewwww AI on WhatsApp 🚮

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My throat feels like I’ve sucked a thousand dicks (derogatory).

What a week 💀 Off to see Cruel Intentions tonight. I need some campy fun!