✨mikey almeida✨
@mikeyalmeida.bsky.social
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princess of many things 📍brooklyn, ny
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about 1 year ago
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wow! looks just like her!
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11 months ago
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i have one bump and i’m like america neeeeds to see my butthole
12 months ago
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oops i slipped
12 months ago
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period like just let me shoplift
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about 1 year ago
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@jaris.bsky.social
about 1 year ago
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i adore to be naked w my friends
about 1 year ago
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jewel sparklez!
about 1 year ago
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my right airpod just committed seppuku (fell into the gap between the elevator and the floor)
about 1 year ago
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cousin walk o clock!
about 1 year ago
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i do not play about being so cozy
about 1 year ago
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the real mugshot
about 1 year ago
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i need to fuck a guy with a mustache about this
about 1 year ago
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i thought the way the men talked in the substance was kinda crazy and farfetched and then i looked at y’all’s tweets on here and it’s like no yeah that’s about right, 99% of guy thoughts are just AWOOGA
about 1 year ago
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ass up between sets on the leg curl machine, but in a purely lazy princessy way
about 1 year ago
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daniel craig and josh o’connor… i will be throwing ropes most tennisly
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about 1 year ago
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yes the fuck it was
about 1 year ago
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holepics
about 1 year ago
spotify raw
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heat in apt has been fixed!
about 1 year ago
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good morning, friday morning
about 1 year ago
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i looove that my mom wants to go to a restaurant in brooklyn every thanksgiving, fuck the suburbs and i don’t wanna cook run deep in the mikey bloodline
about 1 year ago
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need a new switch game to play if anyone has any recs
about 1 year ago
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she blue on my sky til i reskeet all over her big mutuals
about 1 year ago
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i’m always one solid “wtf is that outfit” away from no longer having a crush on a guy
about 1 year ago
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kinda in love with CW timothee chalamet
about 1 year ago
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never posted this on here
about 1 year ago
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introduce yourself with four video games
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about 1 year ago
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work is draining me and it’s like, that’s literally stealing a gay persons job
about 1 year ago
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there’s something very gossip girl about this dune tv show and it is CRAZY but so much fun idgaf
about 1 year ago
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watching silo like this rn if anyone cares
about 1 year ago
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arcane might genuinely be the best show i’ve ever watched
about 1 year ago
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it’s nice being here before the brands get here, like there’s a serenity in not seeing walgreens be like “netflix n chill?” to mcdonald’s and then netflix chiming in like “ill be your third but i ONLY bottom”
about 1 year ago
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people needs to do a most repulsive man alive
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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i have a deeply important question
about 1 year ago
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calling it x now that i hate it
about 1 year ago
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many oomfies on here now! feels like we’re those ducks from migration but instead of going to jamaica we’re posting big naturals
about 1 year ago
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we need to get popcrave over here
about 1 year ago
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well now that i’m on here fr, rt to help me find my mutuals 😭
about 1 year ago
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i love tweeting on 5 different apps it’s very gemini coded
over 2 years ago
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Himberly
over 2 years ago
Post run glow ☀️
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everyone else saw it first
over 2 years ago
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over 2 years ago
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Alex
over 2 years ago
why aren’t we calling the barbie-oppenheimer double header atomic blonde?
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👸🏼
over 2 years ago
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i love how there’s no discourse on here, it’s like those housewives episodes where the girls trip is going rly well and all the fighting is happening back home
over 2 years ago
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the vibes here
over 2 years ago
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i’m new here 🙈 am i doing this right? 🥹
over 2 years ago
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