wow! looks just like her!

i have one bump and i’m like america neeeeds to see my butthole

oops i slipped

period like just let me shoplift

i adore to be naked w my friends

jewel sparklez!

my right airpod just committed seppuku (fell into the gap between the elevator and the floor)

cousin walk o clock!

i do not play about being so cozy

the real mugshot

i need to fuck a guy with a mustache about this

i thought the way the men talked in the substance was kinda crazy and farfetched and then i looked at y’all’s tweets on here and it’s like no yeah that’s about right, 99% of guy thoughts are just AWOOGA

ass up between sets on the leg curl machine, but in a purely lazy princessy way

daniel craig and josh o’connor… i will be throwing ropes most tennisly

yes the fuck it was

spotify raw

heat in apt has been fixed!

good morning, friday morning

i looove that my mom wants to go to a restaurant in brooklyn every thanksgiving, fuck the suburbs and i don’t wanna cook run deep in the mikey bloodline

need a new switch game to play if anyone has any recs

she blue on my sky til i reskeet all over her big mutuals

i’m always one solid “wtf is that outfit” away from no longer having a crush on a guy

kinda in love with CW timothee chalamet

never posted this on here

introduce yourself with four video games

work is draining me and it’s like, that’s literally stealing a gay persons job

there’s something very gossip girl about this dune tv show and it is CRAZY but so much fun idgaf

watching silo like this rn if anyone cares

arcane might genuinely be the best show i’ve ever watched

it’s nice being here before the brands get here, like there’s a serenity in not seeing walgreens be like “netflix n chill?” to mcdonald’s and then netflix chiming in like “ill be your third but i ONLY bottom”

people needs to do a most repulsive man alive

i have a deeply important question

calling it x now that i hate it

many oomfies on here now! feels like we’re those ducks from migration but instead of going to jamaica we’re posting big naturals

we need to get popcrave over here

well now that i’m on here fr, rt to help me find my mutuals 😭

i love tweeting on 5 different apps it’s very gemini coded

Post run glow ☀️

everyone else saw it first

why aren’t we calling the barbie-oppenheimer double header atomic blonde?

👸🏼

i love how there’s no discourse on here, it’s like those housewives episodes where the girls trip is going rly well and all the fighting is happening back home

the vibes here

i’m new here 🙈 am i doing this right? 🥹