I'm still in the "try a bunch of random games and see how it plays" stage of owning the steam controller :3

My tummy hurts

*spits on you*

Anyways after weeks of trial and error I have made some good progress on this fucker

I sometimes get the urge to share my cosplay projects on Facebook but my family is so "Why ain't you murried with three kids yet" that I just don't wanna bother

I'm not gonna argue with you about how you think "AI is inevitable" and "the future", I'm just gonna block you. Just like I did the crypto bros, or the NFT sluts.

I just learned the guy who invented Chiropractics said he learned it from a ghost and that explains so much

You can't convince me Jimmy Buffet was a real person

Progress pics of my cosplay Goldlewis Dickinson coffin

MOOOOM I ATE AN ENTIRE FAMILY SIZED BAG OF DORITOS AND FREW UP

kisses you on the forehead and give you a giant wowwypop

sleeby sandy cat :3 wigglypaint com for lucat!!

I have like the worst luck getting barbecue at hotels. Last year I got the worst barbecue ever made. The sauce was basically salty brown water. This time I got some pretty good stuff but they forgot the freakin utensils so I had to eat it out of the tray like a dog.

GINGER MADE MY COOL ICON LOOK

It is nearly 1 in the morning and I've been working almost nonstop since 7 am. I'm going to die

I'm gonna run between your legs while you're trying to walk

What if I meowed?

Just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.

18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH

I think therefore I'm Lucat

This has been playing repeatedly in my head ever since I decided to take PTO Soon...

Occassionally I think about that one snake that hates Markiplier

Has anyone made "Saturn Eating His Son" but it's RE9 Grace with a blood transfusion bag?

Dating apps suck

What if I meowed?

*knocks a trans person's stuff off the counter*

It's 3 am and Lucat is having the melancholy thoughts

Kirby - I may be stupid t-shirt (by Lucia Sancho) is $20 at The Yetee (today only) buff.ly/ky44ztD #ad

Lucat

Work this week is gonna suuuuuuuuck. Please send good vibes and funny cat photos.

THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED

Farting real loud to scare my cat

Hello my work has been absolutely shitty so far this week and it's only Tuesday. Please send pictures of your cats

I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS

Someone tell my cat to stop stealing the roommates' socks and leaving them in my bed

I've been learning how to run gameservers on my new Linuxbox if anyone ever wantsa pway Terraria with Lucat

This is gonna be rough

Romeo is a Dead Man has some of the best music Grasshopper's done in a while

I'm gonna tryyyyy for a lil test stream on Saturday, say 7 est.

Just took some extra strength melatonin. Time to watch this video of an Australian guy in a tin shack scraping spider poop off an arcade machine and see where that takes me

Cancelled my Discord Nitro sub. Fuck that.

Who up jorkin dey peanuts at 2 am?

The artist formerly known as the the hairy screaming guy making murals on Walmart's walls in his own feces

owap

It's weird to think about how the entirety of One Piece takes place over the span of one fucked up weekend

Thank you Mr. Trump for actively making my subscription to MMOs cheaper by crashing the US dollar.

If anyone I know is in IT or cybersecurity and wantsa give me some advice, yell at me

Freshening up for a grocery store run by splashing my buttcrack with Febreeze