I'm unstoppable when it comes to a man in a croptop

S I Z E D I F F E R E N C E

I'm just here to spread happiness and the horn

Forehead, forehead, where art thou forehead

🐺: lix, my abs are up here bro

I'm gonna kpop punk my way into his heart

I've always said the path to happiness is pudding

Can't see one single virgin here to use for our annual sacrifice

Just wear the cutesy frilly shorts lixie It's for the good of the country

How does he move around without knocking everything over

Happy nutting November everyone

I'm not one to really loose my cool... BUT OMG, HE LOOKS SO FUCKIN FINE

He ain't on no coach, he's fooling no one

Floofy haired chn, how I've missed you

Somethings going down and it's chns hand, down his pants

*blushes sluttily*

The kids best vs my best

Stripper chn wearing nothing but tight brown leather trousers and nipple rings

Hi hoes, hi hoes, it's off to work he goes

A big shout out to chn for having such a touchable dick

Chn and the bf What happens in the elevator, stays in the elevator

What is the science behind baggy pants and the slender hips of a man that causes the brain to malfunction

8pm Me: we're only going to one quick drink and that's it 2am

Can people stop being so talented please it's showing up how much stupid I contain

Hyvnlix are out of control again

🐺 take em off take em off 🐥 take em off take em off

Penguin is lix and elephant is chn cause he GOT A LOT OF JUNK IN HIS TRUNK

The rain is a villain it stopped their date which could have led to minsung babies BOO... BOO TO THE RAIN

Chngbn, what's stopping you

Woke up in a cold sweat thinking about horny hyvnjn again

I'm running out of coping mechanisms I'm about to start knitting

Zoom in zoom in zoom in NOOOOOO RETREAT RETREAT

YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF I SAW HER FIRST CHANTELLE MY LOVE

Chn, I'm patiently waiting

There's nothing sluttier than a man in a cardigan with the sleeves rolled up

Don't you fuckin worry about how may screenshots I've got of chns ass

Marked unsafe from consuming too much ass

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When your angry and your nipple decides to steal the show

My eyeballs nearly fell out

Nothing to see here It's just two young muscular fellas, sweating together, rubbing each other up while wearing very little clothing

I need to remove my brain at bedtime cause this is getting ridiculous

Everyone: atishoo Chn: ATISSHOOOOOOOO

When you think you're doing absolutely fine then you realise you've spent the past 2 hours doing a chabs collage

Can't believe we got this for free!! And chns little eyebrows kept appearing then disappearing - yohhh

Absolutely furious that I didn't wake up looking anywhere near this good I mean, I'm mad but not Eminem mad

"So chn was 3 boyfriends ago so he's my great great great boyfriend" - future me explaining relationships to my kids

Who wants to listen to cover me now and stare at the ceiling with me while contemplating about why is life such a bitch and who the hell drank all the oak milk

I think it should be common practice to get a lollipop for good behaviour

CONFIRMED MNHO HAS A BELLY BUTTON This is one batshit crazy day