Republicans Say Canada’s Biggest Crime Was Taking Trump Seriously | Read More: tinyurl.com/5t3prhy7 #NEWS | #BSN | #AMERICA | #CANADA | #POLITICS | #TRUMP | #GOP | #MAGA | #WHITEHOUSE | #REPUBLICANS | #DEMOCRATES | #USA | #BOOZE | #LAW

UCP Announces $4.6 Billion AI Power Plant Expected To Create Nearly Enough Jobs To Staff A Tim Hortons | Read More: tinyurl.com/y53dvt4v #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #GDP | #AI | #DATACENTER

Circuit Break: Aug 22nd | 28 legendary games, 22 Game Consoles, 16 Computers. All wired together for pure, old-school LAN chaos. More info: www.circuitbreak.ca #EDMONTON | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #RETRO | #LAN | #LANPARTY | #GAMES | #EVENTS | #XBOX | #COMPUTER | #RETROGAMING

Poilievre demands ethics probe after government makes mistake of building homes instead of outrage | Read More: tinyurl.com/aj6m8pxt #NEWS | #BSN | #BRITISHCOLUMBIA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #BCPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #POILIEVRE | #CARNEY | #HOUSING | #POLLS

Poll Finds Canadians Rewarding Premier Who Doesn't Spend Every Week Inventing New Ways To Embarrass Province | Read More: tinyurl.com/5e95yrfe #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #GDP | #FEDERAL | #AB | #ONT | #BC | #MAN | #PREMIER | #ANGUSREID

Musk Discovers Facts Become Much Less Fun Once They Have Names And Ages | Read More: tinyurl.com/378tfkdv #NEWS | #BSN | #AMERICA | #POLITICS | #TRUMP | #GOP | #MAGA | #WHITEHOUSE | #REPUBLICANS | #DEMOCRATES | #USA | #ELONMUSK | #NICHOLASKRISTOF | #NYTIMES | #USAID | #DOGE

Trump accidentally invents most uncomfortable family values platform in presidential history Read More: tinyurl.com/2rjckndz #NEWS | #BSN | #AMERICA | #POLITICS | #TRUMP | #GOP | #MAGA | #WHITEHOUSE | #REPUBLICANS | #DEMOCRATES | #USA | #FAMILYLOVE | #BANJO

Alberta reassures voters personal data only exposed to people with a professional interest in manipulating them | Read More: tinyurl.com/muc7bt7w #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #GDP | #FEDERAL | #FOREVERCANADA

Separatists Boycott Canada Day, Accidentally Create Most Pleasant National Holiday Alberta Has Seen in Decades | Read More: tinyurl.com/5n8ysrv7 #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #GDP | #FEDERAL | #FOREVERCANADA

Alberta Separation Petition allowed To Advance To Exciting New Stage Of Going Absolutely Nowhere | Read More: tinyurl.com/4v92p5sb #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #GDP | #FEDERAL | #FOREVERCANADA

Pierre Poilievre Vows to Win Women Back by Explaining Why They’re Wrong | Read More: tinyurl.com/yubrbhu9 #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #POILIEVRE | #WOMEN | #POLLS

Alberta Separatists Dismiss Economic Forecast, Insist GDP Is Just Another Federal Liberal Acronym | Read More: tinyurl.com/3pfa3e9r #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #GDP | #FEDERAL | #FOREVERCANADA

Danielle Smith Assures Peasants $100 Should Cover Whatever They’re Complaining About | Read More: tinyurl.com/42v2w8n3 #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #DANIELLESMITH | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #LETTHEMEATCAKE | #REBATE

White House Rebrands Imperialism As All-You-Can-Eat Seafood Initiative | Read More: tinyurl.com/5x4n7f8e #NEWS | #BSN | #AMERICA | #POLITICS | #TRUMP | #GOP | #MAGA | #WHITEHOUSE | #REPUBLICANS | #DEMOCRATES | #USA | #WORLD | #REDLOBSTER | #SEAFOOD | #ALLYOUCANEAT

Danielle Smith aide says First Nations should solve centuries of colonial damage before criticizing government | Read More: tinyurl.com/ycx29ph9 #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #DAMIELLESMITH | #INDIGENOUS

Conservatives Introduce AI-Generated Canadians To Tell Real Canadians How Bad Things Are | Read More: tinyurl.com/44u2z6hr #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #POILIEVRE | #AI | #TECH

Danielle Smith says coal referendum impossible after promising it was possible | Read More: tinyurl.com/msxzs8cc #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #AB | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #COAL | #CORBLUND

Treaty Chiefs Call For Treason Investigation After Alberta Government Accidentally Checks Every Box On National Collapse Bingo Card | Read More: tinyurl.com/2nr44h26 #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #DANIELLESMITH | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #INDIGENOUS

Ottawa To Ban Children Under 16 From Social Media, Forces Tech Industry To Find New Victims | Read More: tinyurl.com/jysjvm29 #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #OTTAWA | #CDNPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #GOVERMENT | #GOV | #SOCIALMEDIA | #FACEBOOK | #TWITTER | #INSTAGRAM

Coal Falls Behind Solar Despite Administration’s Aggressive War On The Future | Read More: tinyurl.com/32zs4zds #NEWS | #BSN | #AMERICA | #POLITICS | #TRUMP | #GOP | #MAGA | #WHITEHOUSE | #REPUBLICANS | #DEMOCRATES | #USA | #WORLD | #ENERGY | #SOLAR | #COAL

FIFA Praises U.S.A. For Successfully Securing Border Against Dangerous Threat Of Soccer | Read More: tinyurl.com/2fe9krd2 #NEWS | #BSN | #AMERICA | #POLITICS | #TRUMP | #GOP | #MAGA | #WHITEHOUSE | #REPUBLICANS | #DEMOCRATES | #USA | #WORLD | #FOOTBALL | #FIFA | #RELEASETHEEPSTEINFILES

Republicans Warn Voters Could Begin Judging Candidates On Merit Instead Of Branding | Read More: tinyurl.com/4vu7pprm #NEWS | #BSN | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #ALASKA | #TRUMP | #USA | #DEMOCRATS | #REPUBLICANS | #MIDTERMS

Albertans Relieved To Learn Literally Nobody Thinks Danielle Smith Is On Their Side | Read More: tinyurl.com/56pzxzuj #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #FOREVERCANADA | #POLL

Alberta Separatists Devastated To Learn Most Dedicated Patriot Was Just Guy Chasing Facebook Pennies | Read More: tinyurl.com/46npsxsw #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #FOREVERCANADA | #FACEBOOK

Alberta Unveils Referendum Question That Somehow Requires More Referendums To Understand | Read More: tinyurl.com/mvaey5a #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #AB | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #COAL | #CORBLUND

Alberta Celebrates Four-Month Anniversary Of Plan To Prevent People Dying In ER Waiting Rooms | Read More: tinyurl.com/3jf7jc9z #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #AHS | #HOSPITALS

Trump Criticized For Trying To Privatize Canada Before Canadians Have Finished Privatizing It Themselves | Read More: tinyurl.com/55hdmfyy #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #POILIEVRE | #TRUMP | #USA

Alberta Separatists Shocked To Learn Countries Cost More Than Flags | Read More: tinyurl.com/4r8adz6e #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #FOREVERCANADA

Alberta Independence Rebranded As Exciting New Subscription Service Costing $10,000 Per Year | Read More: tinyurl.com/mvczrs9v #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #FOREVERCANADA

Alberta Unveils Referendum Question That Somehow Requires More Referendums To Understand | Read More: tinyurl.com/3zu6xtk3 #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #FOREVERCANADA

Canada Continues World-Leading Program Of Acknowledging Problems Without Interfering With Them | Read More: tinyurl.com/3kj56p6w #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #OTTAWA | #CDNPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #GOVERMENT | #GOV | #INDIGENOUS

Alberta Separatists Furious Experts Keep Introducing “Facts” Into Debate | Read More: tinyurl.com/34uwufvb #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #FOREVERCANADA

Danielle Smith Achieves Historic Bipartisan Agreement That Danielle Smith Is Making Things Worse | Read More: tinyurl.com/mrytvvka #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #FOREVERCANADA

Danielle Smith Confirms Alberta Will Risk Economy To Win Argument In Facebook Comments Section | Read More: tinyurl.com/4ndy4vhp #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #FOREVERCANADA

Don Jr. Honoured Father Maintaining Lifelong Commitment To Not Showing Up | Read More: tinyurl.com/45w3ensf #NEWS | #BSN | #AMERICA | #POLITICS | #TRUMP | #GOP | #MAGA | #WHITEHOUSE | #REPUBLICANS | #DEMOCRATES | #USA | #RELEASETHEEPSTEINFILES

Danielle Smith Says Courts Have Gone Too Far By Continuing To Recognize Indigenous Peoples Exist | Read More: tinyurl.com/3zjbd5u9 #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #POILIEVRE | #INDIGENOUS | #FOREVERCANADA

Conservatives Launch “Please Don’t Leave Canada” Tour After Years Of Explaining Why Canada Is Hell | Read More: tinyurl.com/3xrzkrt6 #NEWS | #BSN | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #POILIEVRE | #FOREVERCANADA

Circuit Break: May 30th | 10 days left on the countdown. More info: www.circuitbreak.ca #EDMONTON | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #RETRO | #LAN | #LANPARTY | #GAMES | #EVENTS | #NINTENDO | #SEGA | #COMPUTER | #N64

UCP MLAs Shocked To Learn Votes Usually Happen Before Victory Statements | Read More: tinyurl.com/3uxnfrr5 #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #FOREVERCANADA

Alberta Confirms Environmental Assessment Would Have Delayed Billionaire Project By Almost Two Weeks | Read More: tinyurl.com/k6fjce65 #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #AI | #DATACENTER | #TECH

Alberta Promises Brutal Spending Restraint For Anyone Not Sitting In Legislature | Read More: tinyurl.com/ychv52rm #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES

Canada Announces Bold New Climate Plan Involving Much More Oil | Read More: tinyurl.com/mtnkmmm3 #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #OTTAWA | #AB | #ONT | #DANIELLESMITH | #MARKCARNEY | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #GOVERMENT | #GOV

Albertans Relieved To Hear Jesus Would’ve Turned Water Into Diluted Bitumen | Read More: tinyurl.com/55sjuje5 #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #OIL | JESUS

Alberta Man Who Owns 14 ‘Fuck Trudeau’ Flags Calls Court Decision ‘Divisive’ | Read More: tinyurl.com/bdcphnej #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #FIRSTNATIONS | #FOREVERCANADA

Trump Says Americans’ Financial Pain “Not Even a Little Bit” Relevant, Accidentally Achieves Human Honesty | Read More: tinyurl.com/3vbcaek7 #NEWS | #BSN | #AMERICA | #POLITICS | #TRUMP | #GOP | #MAGA | #WHITEHOUSE | #REPUBLICANS | #DEMOCRATES | #USA | #RELEASETHEEPSTEINFILES

Alberta MLAs Consider Settling Sovereignty Debate With Truck Nuts Measuring Contest | Read More: tinyurl.com/3h7ksu92 #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #FOREVERCANADA

Circuit Break: May 30th | What is your favorite 90s PC game?. More info: www.circuitbreak.ca #EDMONTON | #ALBERTA | #CANADA | #RETRO | #LAN | #LANPARTY | #GAMES | #EVENTS | #NINTENDO | #SEGA | #COMPUTER

Alberta Assures Disabled Residents Starvation Builds Character | Read More: tinyurl.com/36kwvpvc #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #AISH

Trump Pauses Discussion Of Expanding Middle East War To Complain About Gross Pond | Read More: tinyurl.com/mrxd7eym #NEWS | #BSN | #AMERICA | #POLITICS | #TRUMP | #GOP | #MAGA | #WHITEHOUSE | #REPUBLICANS | #DEMOCRATES | #USA | #RELEASETHEEPSTEINFILES

Jason Kenney Considering Legal Action After Alberta Rage Creature He Built Escapes Containment | Read More: tinyurl.com/35pz8hkk #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #JASONKENNEY | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #FOREVERCANADA