Tucker Carlson Apologizes For Misleading Millions, Promises To Try Misleading Them More Thoughtfully Going Forward | Read More: tinyurl.com/25ahu9bn #NEWS | #BSN | #AMERICA | #POLITICS | #TRUMP | #GOP | #MAGA | #WHITEHOUSE | #REPUBLICANS | #DEMOCRATES | #USA | #TUCKERCARLSON

Alberta Locks Clocks Forward, Hopes No One Notices Democracy Slipped Back | Read More: tinyurl.com/yr9jnvw2 #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #DAYLIGHTSAVINGS | #TIME

Danielle Smith Assures Albertans New Map Will Still Look Like Democracy From a Distance | Read More: tinyurl.com/2u3f42ue #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES

Alberta Modernizes Signage, Keeps Social Policy Comfortably in the Past | Read More: tinyurl.com/y5rscp3p #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES

Alberta Solves EMS Crisis By Adjusting Definition Of “Crisis” | Read More: tinyurl.com/5c8pa5ju #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #AHS | #PARAMEDICS | #EMS

Alberta Pipeline Leak Blamed On Mysterious Combination Of Pipe, Oil, And Inevitability | Read More: tinyurl.com/4ycj5e4t #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #OILS | #IMPERIAL

“I’m Not Alone,” Says Poilievre, Standing In Increasingly Spacious Caucus Room | Read More: tinyurl.com/yubyuj3y #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #POILIEVRE | #ELECTION

Alberta Bill 29 Introduces Exciting New Symptom: Financial Ruin | Read More: tinyurl.com/32v2yh8c #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #AHS | #NURSES | #BILL29

Trump’s Annexation Plan Fails After Canada Refuses to Be Simplified | Read More: tinyurl.com/yvdvedv4 #NEWS | #BSN | #AMERICA | #POLITICS | #TRUMP | #GOP | #MAGA | #WHITEHOUSE | #REPUBLICANS | #DEMOCRATES | #GOVERMENT | #USA | #HEALTH | #NEWYORK #RELEASETHEEPSTIENFILES

Alberta nurses Suggests Hospitals Should Maybe Not Feel Like Battle Arenas | Read More: tinyurl.com/yc55x8e8 #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #AHS | #NURSES

Alberta Hosts Secret Education Summit, Accidentally Invites Only People Who Hate Public Education | Read More: tinyurl.com/2hr4dfhf #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #BOOKS | #SCHOOLS | #LIBRARY | #EDUCATION

25th Amendment Trends After Trump Floats ‘Apocalypse by Tuesday’ Plan | Read More: tinyurl.com/2vvn8kaa #NEWS | #BSN | #AMERICA | #POLITICS | #TRUMP | #GOP | #MAGA | #WHITEHOUSE | #REPUBLICANS | #DEMOCRATES | #GOVERMENT | #USA | #RELEASETHEEPSTIENFILES

Trump’s Annexation Plan Fails After Canada Refuses to Be Simplified | Read More: tinyurl.com/bde5jynu #NEWS | #BSN | #AMERICA | #POLITICS | #TRUMP | #GOP | #MAGA | #WHITEHOUSE | #REPUBLICANS | #DEMOCRATES | #GOVERMENT | #USA | #CANADA| #RELEASETHEEPSTIENFILES

Alberta Aims to Fix Courts by Adding Politics, Just a Little Though | Read More: tinyurl.com/24rt63k8 #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #AHS | #DRUGS

Alberta Aims to Fix Courts by Adding Politics, Just a Little Though | Read More: tinyurl.com/2vky76cr #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES

NDP Comeback Plan Hinges on Momentum, Collective Struggle, and Ignoring Polls | Read More: tinyurl.com/4mamy79t #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #AVILEWIS

Breaking: Satire Writers Unable to Compete with Actual Headlines for 365th Day Straight | Read More: tinyurl.com/488685nr #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #THANKYOU

US Government Assures Public Free Speech Thriving as Long as No One Uses It | Read More: tinyurl.com/2s3spuy2 #NEWS | #BSN | #AMERICA | #POLITICS | #TRUMP | #GOP | #MAGA | #WHITEHOUSE | #REPUBLICANS | #DEMOCRATES | #GOVERMENT | #USA | #RELEASETHEEPSTIENFILES

Danielle Smith Insists New Electoral Map Only Looks Suspicious If You Understand Shapes | Read More: tinyurl.com/2vpbytvw #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES

Kenney Faces Off Against His Own Greatest Hits in Independence Debate | Read More: tinyurl.com/yanj62hh #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #JASONKENNEY | #FOREVERCANADA

Phones Seized, Answers Optional in Calgary’s Latest Game of “Surprise, It’s Accountability” | Read More: tinyurl.com/sxr5jrzn #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #CALGARY | #RCMP

Alberta Government Promises to “Play Nice,” Immediately Hides Under Desk | Read More: tinyurl.com/mub8kzry #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES

Indigenous Community Celebrates World Water Day by Imagining What Tap Water Tastes Like | Read More: tinyurl.com/4tpeypkp #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #FIRSTNATIONS | #WATER | #TREATIES | #WORLDWATERDAY

Poilievre hopes Rogan Appearance Counts as Having Friends | Read More: tinyurl.com/4tx2eewc #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #CDNPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #POILIEVRE | #PODCAST | #JOEROGAN

Alberta Investigates Outside Interference While Continuing to Generate Its Own | Read More: tinyurl.com/59tv8ard #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #CSIS

USA Officials Confirm “Imminent Threat” Determined by Presidential Vibes, Not Intelligence | Read More: tinyurl.com/38nncmpb #NEWS | #BSN | #AMERICA | #POLITICS | #TRUMP | #GOP | #MAGA | #WHITEHOUSE | #REPUBLICANS | #DEMOCRATES | #GOVERMENT | #USA | #RELEASETHEEPSTIENFILES

Alberta Rejects Plan to Turn Olds Into Canada’s Largest Space Heater for Emails | Read More: tinyurl.com/5x7wuyzc #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #AI | #DATA | #DATACENTER | #TECH | #TECHNOLOGY

Alberta Education Introduces “Survive the Day” Curriculum for Staff | Read More: tinyurl.com/4x9nwp76 #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UNIONS | #TEACHERS | #SCHOOLS | #EDUCATION

Ottawa Caps NSF Fees At $10, Banks Unsure How They’ll Afford Third Lake House | Read More: tinyurl.com/yc5fjfca #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #BANKS | #CDNPOLI | #FEES | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #NDP

First Nations Deliver Unanimous “Absolutely Not” to Separatist Daydreams | Read More: tinyurl.com/mrys2xc8 #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #COURT | #LAW | #BC | #CANADAFOREVER

Alberta Education System Solves Budget Problem by Charging Kids to Reach the Budget Problem | Read More: tinyurl.com/2k5yjxfu #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UNIONS | #TEACHERS | #STRIKE | #SCHOOLS | #EDUCATION

Alberta Businesses Worry Province Might Separate Economy From Reality First | Read More: tinyurl.com/yw9afykm #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #ALBERTA | #SEPARATISTS | #FOREVERCANADA

Alberta Removes 166 Graphic Novels, Accidentally Recreates Plot of Several of Them | Read More: tinyurl.com/2e3jd73f #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #CENSORSHIP | #LIBRARIES | #BOOKS | #ORWELL

Alberta Announces Plan to Ensure Social Programs Remain Adequately Miserable | Read More: tinyurl.com/mtcms2jz #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #HEALTH | #HOSPITAL | #HEALTHCARE | #UCP |

Alberta Warns of Measles Exposure While Province Continues Brave Experiment With Preventable Diseases | Read More: tinyurl.com/55b7ucb7 #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #HEALTH | #HOSPITAL | #HEALTHCARE | #UCP | #MEASLES | #EDMONTON

Alberta Defends Back-to-Work Law, Says Negotiating With Teachers Was Getting “Uncomfortably Democratic” | Read More: tinyurl.com/3uyuma82 #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UNIONS | #TEACHERS | #STRIKE | #SCHOOLS | #EDUCATION

Alberta ERs Add “Contract Negotiator” to List of Critical Shortages | Read More: tinyurl.com/2kurzhrb #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #ALBERTA | #HEALTH | #AHS

B.C. Freezes Time, Alberta Debates Rewinding It Entirely | Read More: tinyurl.com/5u4xxna5 #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #BC | #BRITISHCOLUMBIA #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #BCPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #BUDGET | #TIME | #DAYLIGHTSAVINGS

First Nations Deliver Unanimous “Absolutely Not” to Separatist Daydreams | Read More: tinyurl.com/wzfebxsf #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #CDNPOLI | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #FIRSTNATIONS | #COURT | #LAW | #TREATIES | #CANADAFOREVER

Alberta Considers Radical Idea: Revenue That Isn’t Pumped From the Ground | Read More: tinyurl.com/35hkhf95 #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #BUDGET

Conservative Justices Join Liberals, Prompting Emergency Meeting of Group Chats | Read More: tinyurl.com/546fmhn9 #NEWS | #BSN | #AMERICA | #POLITICS | #TRUMP | #GOP | #MAGA | #WHITEHOUSE | #REPUBLICANS | #DEMOCRATES | #GOVERMENT | #USA | #SUPREMECOURT | #TARIFFS | #RELEASETHEEPSTIENFILES

State of the Union Declared ‘Double Good’ as Big Brother Upgrades to 4K | Read More: tinyurl.com/2e3pfpb3 #NEWS | #BSN | #AMERICA | #POLITICS | #TRUMP | #GOP | #MAGA | #WHITEHOUSE | #REPUBLICANS | #DEMOCRATES | #GOVERMENT | #USA | #STATEOFTHEUNION | #RELEASETHEEPSTIENFILES

Premier Says Budget Deficit Caused by Newcomers, Not Decades of Boom-and-Bust Budgeting | Read More: tinyurl.com/hrdtabsh #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #SCAPEGOAT | #DOBETTER | #BUDGET

Danielle Smith Previews Budget, Introduces “Have You Tried Blaming Immigrants?” Strategy | Read More: tinyurl.com/56r5xchb #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #SCAPEGOAT | #DOBETTER | #BUDGET

Olympic Curling Proves Even Polite Sports Can Tell You to F— Off! | Read More: tinyurl.com/mw7k7bbc #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #SWEDEN | #CDNPOLI | #OLYMPICS | #CURLING | #SPORTS | #ITALY

Alberta Municipalities Introduce “Please Pay Us” As Latest Revenue Tool | Read More: tinyurl.com/bdf3t3w2 #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #CALGARY | #EDMONTON | #REDDEER | #LETHBRIDGE | #OIL | #GAS

Premier Supports Sovereign Alberta Within United Canada, Schrödinger’s Confederation Still Alive | Read More: tinyurl.com/3czuc2at #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #FOREVERCANADA

Alberta Misses $2.3 Trillion Clean Energy Boom, Confident Oil Will Make a Comeback Any Minute Now | Read More: tinyurl.com/3czuc2at #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #AB | #DANIELLESMITH | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #ALBERTA | #HEALTH | #AHS

GOP Lawmakers Briefly Misplace Fear, Find It Again by Afternoon | Read More: tinyurl.com/3zk3b754 #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #AMERICA | #CDNPOLI | #USA | #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #TARIFF | #TRUMP | #TRADE | #DEMOCRATES | #REPUBLICANS

Ford on Poilievre: “Nice Convention. Let’s See a Voter.” | Read More: tinyurl.com/4nzvnkjd #NEWS | #BSN | #CANADA | #ALBERTA | #ONTARIO | #AB | #CDNPOLI | #ABPOLI | #ONT | #ONTPOL I #UCP | #NDP | #LIBERALS | #CONSERVATIVES | #POLLS | #FORD | #POILIEVRE