Where did Ralph go? #Simpsons

From the Torrence's 🎄🎁

We moan, but imagine how sh*t winter would be without Christmas

Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?

Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a name that nobody could possibly like It was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! One of the most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you thinking? I mean, thank you, come again

"What's that? Horse? Fiendish! I won't eat it!"

"A world without string is chaos."

Friday

"Well, no offense lady, but what you don’t know, could fill a warehouse."

"Love reaches a man's heart. Fear, on the other hand, gets to his more persuadable parts." - Michael Dobbs

"Where you going? What you looking for? You know those boys don't want to play no more with you, it's true." 🎸

When people with IQs sub 90 are billionaires, you have to question the efficacy of capitalism

Possibly the best pumpkin ever carved

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

"Mister Tucker threatened to remove mister Reader's appendix, throw away mister Reader, and appoint the useless flap of colon as special advisor." - Simon Weir

"This is the f*cking Shawshank redemption, right? But with more tunneling through sh*t, and no f*cking redemption." - Malcolm Tucker

With your feet on the air and your head on the ground Try this trick and spin it, yeah Your head will collapse, if there's nothing in it And you'll ask yourself - Pixies

"Drill down on the data Keep pushing the paper The damps dripping down on the walls It's a million to one There's a place in the sun To dance with the big boys again" - Mick Jagger

"Tell the lord privy seal that I am sealed in the privy, and I can only deal with one sh*t at a time." -Darkest Hour

We shall go on to the end... we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight... in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets... We shall never surrender.

"I'm not doing squat for any machine! Unless it's a squat machine and then I'm doing three sets of twelve." -Stan Smith

My name is Ozempic, thing of things: Look upon my waist ye mighty, and despair!

I never meant to be so bad to you, one thing I said that I would never do

A pivotal moment in history. How different the world might be today had that sneaky Guy been successful 420 years ago today. 🧨🏛️🧔 #5thNovember #BonfireNight #GunpowderPlot

Happy Halloween everyone! #Halloween🎃

I dare you to dangle your foot tonight... something is waiting. #Halloween🎃 @stephenking.bsky.social

Best Halloween night film has got to be Love Actually, just thought of watching that scares the sh!t out of me #Halloween🎃

What will they take from you tonight? #Halloween🎃

"Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war"

"You talkin' about the Boom Boom Room?"

"And the auld triangle Went jingle jangle All along the banks Of the Royal Canal"

Just because it's an old saying doesn't mean it isn't true. #Halloween🎃

"3am! Doctors say the body’s at low tide then. The soul is out. The blood moves slow. You’re the nearest to dead you’ll ever be save dying. Sleep is a patch of death, but three in the morn, full wide-eyed staring, is living death! You dream with your eyes open". -Ray Bradbury #Halloween🎃

A penny for some peoples' thoughts seems a bit pricey.

I can't stress how important it is not to share what he's doing unless you are mocking him. If you don't understand why then you also don't understand how he got there in the first place 🟠

The herd is safe, warm, and predictable, you walk the same fields every day, are sheared in the summer, and are eaten when you're past your prime. The wild is full of threats, uncertainty, and solitude, but no one controls you, and you feel alive every day of your life. #Try'naWrite

"Try not to reflect on the past... Or the present for that matter" 🧛🦇 #Halloween🎃

You think monsters aren't real... But who would dare tell you if they saw one 👀 #Halloween🎃

Details on these figures are insane... As are the prices

Pierce Brosnan has better hair in his 70s than I had in my 20s 🤯🔫

When asked whether he had undertaken any recent charity work, straightening up with pride, he replied, "Well, I regularly tip waitresses". #Try'naWrite

"Where did you get that ugly thing?" "Why, at that little shop right over there... 😱 Oh no wait it was over there." #Halloween🎃 #Simpsons

Horror/comedy and thriller/comedy are the best genres, but there are never enough good ones, and so many fails