Remember the 2016 clowns, or “Clownageddon"? That was an interesting #Halloween🎃 season 🤡🎈🤡🎈

"The basis of all human fears, he thought. A closed door, slightly ajar." - @stephenking.bsky.social #Halloween🎃

This was 10/10 💥

IQ tests for voting? 🤔90+ only?

Trump is a walking embodiment of the 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene... That is not a compliment.

Love this, the guitar licks midway through killed me

To Bart, Thanks for visiting me at Springfield General Hospital. Your visit was a ray of sunshine on an otherwise cloudy day. Your pal, Captain Lance Murdock

"There's a trouble in the air, a rumble in the streets A going out of business sale and a race to bankruptcy It's not one to ninety-nine, it's ninety-nine to one A common cause and a call to arms for the health of our daughters and our sons."

Understanding is gained when judgement is lost.

Why can't politics be boring like it used to be?

Sound familiar?

"The only life path, is the one behind you" - The Killer 2023

When you no longer search for joy, but are content with just limiting suffering, you know you've come up hard

Question everything, Before questions are no longer allowed.

Be the person you want them to be

Why don't armpit hairs tickle your own armpit 🤔🤪

"Lemming, Lemming, Lemming of the BDA. Lemming, Lemming, Lemming of the BD, Lemming of the BD, BD, BDA." - Monty Python

Launch Your Name Around Moon in 2026 on NASA’s Artemis II Mission  - NASA share.google/qs9ANobADBC4...

UK, If you earn less than £50000pa, Farage does not work for your best interests! Don't make the same mistake as many working/middle class Americans. Modern politicians campaign on being a hero for the very people they pillage from, hoping you think they wouldn't be immoral enough to outright lie.

"What's more un-American than a dictatorship built by American business?" - Amsterdam (2022)

Beethoven's Symphony No.5 was independently created 100+ times by a peasant with a flute before a relatively rich guy rewrote it.

"I think me, I want a life, I think me, I want a house and a wife, I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy through the break of dawn, yeah."

Beer and a System of a Down playlist is a dangerous combo

I have learnt that, unless you are very lucky in your company, others will rarely celebrate your achievements. In fact they often covet and denigrate. Therefore, never look to others for validation. Trust in and celebrate your own successes!

"If I were not in the CID something else I'd like to be, If I were not in the CID a window cleaner me." - Inspector Dim

Don't react, just mock, reacting is paying attention.

"You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now and your not so big..."

"I play russian roulette everyday... with a bullet called life."

BOTM I've been struggling to find fiction that excites me recently, so I turned to this gem, which satiates my hunger for biology & psychology 😋 recommended

"Hey you see me, pictures, crazy..." Great song, until you learn what it's about.

Don't take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from

Who says we're in a cost of living crisis

F*** politics

What's the price of freedom? Is it anarchy?

"Taste like crab, talk like people... Crab people"

"Question is are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid? Hope so..." -Eminem

Overworked, overfed, underpaid, and undersexed 🍋