Morning! My pits are pretty fucking ripe. Even through this shirt. Shower-time? I dunno! ☀️😝

Happy #fcf! 😈

I like this singlet ;)

Went to @thedallaseagle.com last night and forgot to take a pic, but this is what I wore. Oh, I did wear black shorts too! 😆

As monochrome as my mood #mcm

Re-entry is such a bitch. Wishing I was still in Palm Springs. Alas, back to corporate cub nubbin’. #mcm #monochromemonday

Almost late to post for #MonochromeMonday. It’s pissing rain outside, it’s chilly, and my pumped up #penis could use a warm mouth to settle into for the night while I wind down…or rev up 😈 #fullbush #uncut #foreskin #pumpedcock #lowhangers #piercednipples #musclepup #pigsnout #quads #pumpedpenis

I know it’s late or early. Who’s up?!

Pit check before my shower. Think I might skip them for a day… 🐽🐷

Here’s a bonus! I love you all! 💜

Still haven’t showered. You caught me, right before I was about to jump in! 💦💧

I guess I haven’t participated in #fcf today. I’m going to jump in the shower and if this post gets 50,000 likes by the time I get out, I might consider posting something. 😈

Which state has the worst drivers and why is it Texas?! 🙃

Fuck. My septum is big! I forgot how big this looks with the silver jewelry, because I’ve had black jewelry in for a while and it blends into my beard better.

You wanna click the media tab and interact with posts from the beginning of this account? Go ahead! I know some people find it creepy, but I honestly don’t mind. 🙂

Does anyone see posts where a bottom posts an ass pic and says something like, “Ready for breeding!” And then a top replies with a dick pic and says, “Sit on me!” — I’m just here cheering them on like, “Yasss, get that dick!!!!” 😆

Was going to post this for hump day, but forgot. Just a random video of me doing something on my Apple TV. My ass is cute though! 😆

Just got home. First order or business…take a piss. Second order of business…take off my jeans! Third order of business…relax!

rainy nights, stoney baloney, cinnamon rolls for dinner, new video game, and union suit season. this is the life. #princealbert #fcf #pierceddick #gayunionsuit #fatcockfriday #stonerbate #stachedaddy

Hope everyone’s having a happy #fcf! 🎉

I’m hungry. What did everyone have for dinner?

Hope everyone is having a great night!

I guess some d for the Dem wins last night! Let’s keep the momentum going! 🗳️🎉

I’m a mouse… duh!

I guess a couple more before #fcf ends!

Happy Halloween! 🎃 #fcf

Happy Fat Cock Friday! 😈 #piercedcock

It’s nearly #fcf and @bestcumshot.bsky.social wanted to see something special 💦 💦

Morning! 🤘🏼

Happy Humpday!!! 😈

Happy Monochrome Monday! 🩶

Here’s me with clothes again. Just got back from 7-Eleven. Was thirsty!!!

Just woke up and took this about 15 mins ago. Oomf saw it first. Happy #fcf! 😈🍆

I forgot to post this from Saturday. My friend from Denver came to visit and we went to The Hidden Door.

How’s everyone’s fat motherfuckin’ cock Friday going so far? 😆

Anyone wanna suck it?!

Fun fact it takes about 3.5 fruit roll ups to cover my fat dick… THE MORE YOU KNOW. 🍭🍭🍭

I have absolutely zero body motion, but happy Shake That Shit Saturday I guess lmao 🤣

I’m sitting at Round Up. I was ready to leave here at like 7 p.m. and we didn’t make it to the strip until like 9 p.m. I’m so miserable and ready for bed. I hate entertaining…😭

I woke up like this. Happy #fcf! 🎉

Merry Christmas from the OKC Eagle!

Morning and goodnight! 😴

I’m not wearing a shirt.

Like my new Tool shirt? I figured I’d pick one up since I’ve seen them in concert 4 times.

Ended up getting both flu and COVID shots earlier today, so I guess this shirt works!

Monochrome Monday! 🩶

Just got off work and heading to Domino’s! What’s your order?

It’s Show Your Hole Saturday - plus a bonus pic!