THE KILLING OF A SACRED DEER remains yorgos' best, and he has many such films, i'm sorry to the haters, i hear you, but you are wrong.

daniel lopatin’s the best going right now

“shut the door. have a seat.” is the finest episode of television ever made.

this score is so special to me

they're saying this is the most normal order combination of all time

me in the middle enjoying the news

tmrw should be fun

love how if i were to say “it’s only gonna get worse” it could refer to about 17 different things and in my head i’m thinking of at least 5

being Normal

dust bowl in north texas is a recession indicator i fear

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what's funny is not only did he jump off a third-floor balcony but you can also tell he is feels soooooo dumb about it (he's fine)

deep state this deep state that when we will talk about the shallow state

it is truly so genuinely annoying how prescient he was

sorry i don’t know how to post here but my home bartender yelled at me to get off x and mentioned baudrillard in the same sentence so i better listen

hell yeah

‘a crow looked at me’ ok yeah i’m sad too get over it (i’m sobbing)

exclusive reporting for this app: trades!!

'climate refugee' used to be a good running bit amidst our friend group now it just fuckin sucks

(the most annoying pro labor guy you’ve ever heard) obviously like i’m not playing the crossword rn because they’re striking but can they hurry up?

basketball

damn my shitposting website is lowkey kinda having a moment…

(guy who doesn’t actually think ww3 is gonna happen bc capital always wins) man i sure hope my fantasy football team wins before we get ww3 cus it’s stacked!!!!!!

ok so yall weren’t kidding about HEAT (1995)

jodie foster… i could be your true detective…

at the bookstore-coffee shop-bar that’s playing the avalanches’ last album and i feel like a caricature of myself

sometimes i listen to u.s. girls and think there hasn’t ever been a better band actually

🚨 dog at the bar 🚨

aiming for magazine writer at a dive bar chic

good red wines taste like cranberries. bad red wines taste like red wine. no i will not elaborate.

a handshake agreement to bleach our hair next summer

imagine if jeremy allen white had been cast as paul atreides

not defending myself just admitting that villaneuve’s dune is my comfort movie

being normal and hinged rn

pls explain why i stopped listening to jamie xx cus it doesn’t make sense to me either

love this app love checking it once a week and realizing maybe it’s not the other site but just social media generally that maybe isn’t the best for my (our?) brain!

doing the thing on the other site where i draft tweets i’ll never send. and like they definitely won’t change the world even one bit but they could impact my direct deposit for some reason:)

michael imperioli guesting in girls is so anachronistic ngl

reading at a bar at midnight on a saturday night is either my newest low or newest high

when i write a story

i forgot to eat lunch (unhealthy, worrisome, a sign my day isn’t going as planned) i’m on an unscripted hunger strike (mysterious, morally commendable, a sign my life has purpose)

had a dream last night that one of my plants grew strawberries. i have two succulents. they cannot grow strawberries. but i’m now mad they can’t.

at a bar being super normal hanging out with the penguin in the corner

there’s literally two types of dudes

my parents put a computer with internet access in my room when i was five. those were a great five years. miss them so much.

too hot in texas what year do we invent terraforming again

oh god oh no people are following me again

listening to the national anthem today

on the other site i was a niche poster. knew my role, let the stars do their thing. on this site i’m gonna think i’m jordan missing heat checks from 35 feet when i’m 2/14 from the field