How many years? Decades has it been? Waiting for a call that never comes. Their voice became home. Is it now just another scar?

Asking the bartender if i can get a glass of anxious attachment and pay with abandonment issues

When parents choose to skip meals so kids can eat, workers between food or gas for work, that seems the best time to steal from them - trump, evidently

Despite having eaten several trays worth of ice chips, slushies and snow cones, the body heat persists. Take some, please

The secret moments known only to you, silence and darkness filled your heart and made you who you are. Nobody will know, but god dammit how you want someone to

Why are all the movies i like lately canadian

Buddy raided his frodge at fuck all in the morning so i had to match

Ok fine yes it's my heart under your floorboards but it's lk ur fault for not paying attention to me

The masculine urge to coyly ask about a hyperfixation to sit back and enjoy the infodump

im am full of vegetal

This seaweed salad is fucking cracked, the rice bowl is almost perfect, maybe just needs a couple slices of fish or bamboo? but pairing it with a fruity bourbon (ten high) and splash of gin is such a stupid good call

Being haunted doesn't sound so bad, like i cook i clean i keep to myself cmere and watch stuff

Dad bod is short for Daedalus Bodemius IX

I'm sorry i hijacked your meeting to talk about potatoes for five hours it will happen again

Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act was just killed and fuckers still have the audacity to claim theres no election interference

This proposed budget could be cut by a trillion dollars and we would still be giving the military industrial billionaires more money than china and russia combined

ICYMI Trump is demanding Zambia to hand over its mineral rights by end of day or the U.S. gov’t will cut off the country’s access to the AIDS medications

There were 2600 attendees at the wh correspondence dinner. There have been 1551 school shootings since 2021. If schools average 531 students present that would be 823,581 affected. So the ballroom deserves 0.31% of the resources we dedicated to those children. Our finest thoughts and prayers.

Sure this sucks, but on the bright side at least my life has been pretty shit

Now look i love spicy, but a whole bowl of broth would clear Gram's sinuses and she's been dead since 1891

Nice dreams might be ruder than nightmares. Like what do you mean I'm tired And have to be in the real world? I was finally starting to enjoy myself

i attempted to commiserate on a post about the autistic difficulty in connecting with people backlit by yearning to belong. said something like it feels like a cruel joke that's not my kind of humor. and got immediately blocked. which in hindsight, is def the funniest thing they could've done

It baffles me how some folk lack situational awareness, like there could be a fuckin car crash right next to em and they're just happy, unbothered, not a care in the world like fuckin excuse me sir? Do you not have ptsd???

Bad news boys. Not only does zero gravity cause a drop in blood pressure and shrinkage of blood vessels, but also muscle loss and fat gain. Erectile girth could see up to a 30% loss while fatty tissue of the pubic mons makes the base inaccessible, effectively reducing length as well. Space eats pp.

2 popes 1 chalice

This war could've been an email

My digestion is an actual superpower. When i die and this gut biome breaks containment its gonna be a biological disaster

Evidently reverse period does not mean if you cut your finger or bite your lip that you can coochiehoover it up

Adorned in naught but the finest pearls and maggots

Im not afraid of being alone; been by myself and on my own longer than i can remember. I just hate being without you

I whisper to myself in the dark as i pour dried shredded squid, wakame and pecans into a bowl and a glass of rum "girl breakfast"

why do you drink? bc everytime i blink another piece of me disappears, and the few bits i remember i would not believe had they not happened to me. cheers

Do your worst angel, i aint nobodys son

In all things, aim to be complimented by an audhd homie hyperfixated on that thing - broviticus 12:25 #goals #hacks

If one of the house mates keeps starting fires but says its ok bc he covered the jacket closet with refractory tiles. You take away his matches. Billionaires should not have the goddamn matches

Oh my favorite! An extra large McFucking Losing It

Sorry kitten, you can't have healthcare, a livable wage, education or rights. Daddy needs another hundred boxes of $2,000 duct tapes for operation epstein fury

Russia finally managed to destroy the US and didn't even have to drop a single bomb, just a pedo

Im not hungry but i need another 6 bowls

My mental health should have competed in the olympics with how hard its diving

Maybe i should rewatch will and grace just for karen, the paragon of millennials

Teetering on a knife's edge and i didn't even wear my good shoes

Remember me, briefly, years from now, before sending me back into silence and cold. Like an ember gone astray

Fool me once, shame on me. But fool me twice, shame on me. But fool me repeatedly as a symptom of an exploitative system that doesnt even serve itself but the absolute fewest? Still shame on me i fucking guess

maybe you didnt pray hard enough or maybe your god is just a cunt

Breakfast salad, ham, iceberg, jalapeno, dill, lemon zest, black pepper, pecans, pine nuts, parmesan, sea salt and ranch

I may be wounded but at least the knife is still there, twisting and twisting