Read about the adventures of the Beagles Boys in Wonderland at Christmastime--ONLY at Duck Comics Revue! Is that how self-promotion works?

Well I don't think Clair Obscur is that good. So there.

You may not care about old nonsense like this, but at least one guy on the internet does. Somewhat inexplicably, admittedly.

Who needs a goddamned counting house? You need a whole HOUSE for counting? Even a counting ROOM seems excessive. I'd say an alcove at most.

I liked Wake Up Dead Man okay, but I was distracted the whole time by how incredibly thinly-characterized all the secondary characters are. That was somewhat an issue in the first two films also, but it's REALLY egregious here. Make a fuckin' effort, Johnson!

Be honest with me: did you ever see a bug cutting a rug down by the bay?

Some people think it's a good idea to hurl playing cards at total strangers. But I disagree. I think it sends the wrong message.

I was worried it was a red flag, but it turned out just to be a red herring.

I hope Trump falls down the stairs and dies.

Obviously, I want Trump to die, not that it would solve all our problems. Unfortunately, I kind of think his evil fuels him and keeps him going. If he's ever removed from office, I expect he'll immediately collapse into dust, but I dunno about before then.

If you want to marry someone, you should give them three potatoes per week without fail.

Here's a Ukrainian operetta currently on operavision. It's pretty good, but there's one unexpected part that really stands out, and that's when, like seven minutes in, there's a real, actual air-raid alert, and the audience is directed to a shelter.

'Tis said that one who is bitten by a cowboy is doomed to become a cowboy themselves. Or cowgirl, presumably.

'Tis said that one who is bitten by a cowboy is doomed to become a cowboy themselves. Or cowgirl, presumably.

Muppet Pamela; or, Muppet Virtue Rewarded. Now look, I know most of you find that meaningless or, at the very least, not funny. But I have to say, to my sensibilities, it's one of the funniest concepts I've ever thought of. So.

Every time an ICE agent falls down a flight of stairs and ends up paralyzed for life, an angel gets its wings.

Matt Murdoch (Daredevil) and Frank Castle (Punisher) must put aside their differences to overcome their common enemy: the Irish.

Is it a good idea to let your most insane, malignant people run your country? Opinions vary!

I want JD Vance to be eaten by a diatryma.

Of course, I'm familiar with flying a flag at half-mast, but does anyone know how to fly one at DOUBLE mast? I feel like we'll urgently need this information when he finally bites it.

NEWSFLASH: I'm hearing reports that Kirk's murder was witnessed by a drunken tramp, who proceeded to stare at his bottle of moonshine and then slowly pour it out, softly pledging "never again." More on this story as it develops.

I feel like I'm showing INCREDIBLY restraint by not linking to a certain Filter song.

The best way to honor Charlie Kirk's memory would be to release the Epstein files.

Charlie Kirk was killed? Huh. Think I'll get stoned and binge-watch episodes of Loki.

We endure nazi enormity after nazi enormity, and now I'm suddenly supposed to be upset because one of them reaped a tiny bit of the whirlwind? I think I may save my outrage. Keep my powder dry, as dem strategists like to say.

The new covid booster is currently available at wegmans in pa (and probably other states). No need to get an appointment or lie about your health status or anything.

In the future, it'll be weird to watch Iron Man 2, because it has an Elon Musk cameo, and you'll be like, huh. That guy we executed for crimes against humanity was in a Marvel movie? That's some surreal shit.

If you're a Democratic candidate who's willing to throw trans people under the bus, why on earth would I assume you'd fight for ANY minority group?

I just saw Captain Marvel, which I missed when it was new. The plot of this movie is, it's the '90s.

If an ICE agent fell into a pit trap and was horribly impaled, I would have some type of reaction.

I feel like if every decent person in the country were praying for my death, I'd feel like I'd messed up somewhere. But the fact that I'd care about that proves it would never happen.

But, I mean, seriously, look at this. There are a ton of accounts that exclusively post this kind of stuff, somehow all formatted in exactly the same way, and who are these FOR? God knows my account isn't for anyone, but I'm not TRYING to make it be.

Another kind of person here I block is sex workers trawling for business. And I do want to make clear that I have nothing against them; it's just...that's really not what I visit bluesky for, and...

So if you're curious, though why would you be?, this is the kind of thing that gets you an instant block from me. It's not that I disagree with it, it's just SO achingly banal. It does me no good to see it.

Why are there so many accounts posting rather unpleasant-looking anime fetish cheesecake stuff? I block every one of them.

If I randomly see a post you posted and it's some banal commonplace, I will BLOCK YOU, even if I don't disagree with the sentiment. That's the way it goes!

Every morning when I wake up, one of my first thoughts is "please please PLEASE let him have died during the night." Something to hope for, anyway.

Emile Bove looks like he has a reverse Dorian Gray picture in his attic.

This song has never not been relevant, but now more than ever, it feels like. If they wrote it today there'd be a line about Gaza.

I feel like being a superhero would be cool as long as you didn't meet any supervillains. Then, it would suck.

Psalms 109:8-15

I tried watching Only Murders in the Building, but I quickly came to realize that I just...can't identify with characters who listen to true crime podcasts. I realize this may be a me problem, but...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

IMO, entombing people alive like in Aïda is a real dick move.

What I love is buying some sort of snack, completely forgetting about, it getting stoned, rummaging around for something to eat, and--ooh, holy shit! Mana from heaven!

Andy Prieboy's White Trash Wins Lotto is SO fucking good. Free, too! I implore you to have a listen.

All Republicans constantly gorge themselves on their own vomit and feces.

I have seen a TON of posts saying "if you gloat about Texas flood deaths, you're a bad person. I've also seen ZERO posts of anyone gloating. I can believe a few dickheads have, but that it's a prevalent thing...?

We should be calling it the Death To America Act, if we aren't already.

If you think execution is a bit de trop for some of these Republican officials, I'm be willing to settle for permanent exile. They'll have to find a country willing to accept them, and since we've stripped them of their assets, money won't help them. I doubt they'll be happy with where they endup.

"Alligator Alcatraz." Say what you want about the OG nazis, but they didn't give their concentration camps cutesy names (and as far as I know, they didn't sell Auschwitz merchandise). Americans just HAVE to make everything just tacky as hell on top of the intense humming of evil.