Lorde for sure is blowing up this summer and I’m gonna miss the tight knit solar power island survivors but I’m so excited for her

cannot believe lorde is coming

ok so US democracy is just over now, very cool

LA I am here

Oh wow

workout done, time for second date with hot italian

public transitting of course always

“It’s lorde summer” I say to the barista. “It’s lorde summer” they say back as they hand me my flat white. A customer comes up to me and whispers “it’s lorde summer isn’t it?” We cheers with our drinks and smile. “It’s lorde summer.”

maybe I’ll be active here actually

hi beautiful souls

I was right next to ariana and cynthia 2 days ago and I never knew… that’s about to piss me off

now why did I get waken up by a tornado warning in SF

the way trisha paytas posted me on instagram while in the SNL dressing room

found my airPods after missing them for 2 days

I haven’t given up on you bluesky

No pomegranates

what is with everyone just driving insane now like can we chill

I spent my entire December budget within the first 9 days… this can never happen again

me freeing up google drive space by deleting entire genomes from my masters thesis research

look where you’re going when crossing a bridge

Hello @newyork I volunteer my bedroom to be a new maximum security jail cell… in case you need to hold anyone somewhere

The way I’d be getting evacuated right now if it weren’t for trisha paytas…

I LIVE ON THE BEACH

dogs shouldn’t be named bear

booked 3 flights today

HOZIER ON SNL????

I MADE IT

hi whistler

Missed my flight home 💔 will I make it to family thanksgiving tomorrow? Stay tuned!

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh

forgot my passport forgetting I have to drive to canada tomorrow oh it’s so over

A car angrily honked at me at the crosswalk when they literally stopped for me??? people need to chill

bought sam fender and charli tickets today

not me becoming the face of wikihow…

workplace hazard

where my fellow Frisians at

thinking about the stalker I had a few years ago…lowkey miss the attention…

no one who dropped $300 on a single charli GA ticket is brat

I’m coming for you minneapolis

GA charli tickets being $300… she’s forgotten who she is

roommates talking to me about how they’ve spent $150K in day trading… the bro economy at work

what should I paint

living with all straight men means having multiple kitchen drawers with the sole purpose of storing extra taco bell sauces

I miss when my biggest worry in life was road paint becoming endangered because the world’s helium supply was dwindling like I was SO WORRIED

liking your stories = I’m in love you except in the cases that it’s not

coming to terms with the fact that I’ll never have the head shape for a trucker hat

hold on..

my dad asked me to see wicked with him 🥹🥹

just ran into my neighbors mailbox while running to the bus stop and now there’s a huge gash in my leg 😍😍😍 and I missed the bus ❤️