I’m so quick to tell someone to have a good day

Changed behavior is the best apology. But also buy me stuff too

Don’t ask me to come over cause I’m coming to sleep in your bed. Nothing else.

Vibration plate def helps with digestion. I can tell you that. Before bed and when I wake up

I know I’ve change. I don’t even get excited to hear from my favorite ho no more. Even them hml pisses me off.

I ain’t been right since they deleted nudes off tumblr

I hate talking to people who chooses to take everything I say the wrong way.

Buying me stuff shouldn’t be a way you say sorry for doing something fucked up to me. Just saying sorry isn’t enough either.

My perception of Love has been distorted by the people I’ve entertained.

music.apple.com/us/album/thr... We stopped being a proper nation when yall stopped playing this.

My lash tech so fucking cold I could kiss her in the mouf.

My tl keep showing me memes about a Gemini and a Scorpio?!? I don’t know any scorpios??!!?

Theme song of the day on here music.apple.com/us/album/one...

Am I sad or do I need to cum?

I ain’t really depressed rn. I just liked someone and it didn’t work out. Imma be sad for a min then go back to hating men. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Very disappointed with myself. Ten lashings.

My boss called me four times on my off day. … Work life balance huh

3D and I’m telling Keanu the whole time I could suck Boba outta of a stirring straw.

Did an hour on the vibration plate in different positions. If this don’t help my nervous system then I’m doing crack

I beat myself up about shit a lot.

I bought a vibration plate. My nerves need a reset

I’m so fucking sad I can’t stop cooking. I got chili going in the crockpot Two lasagnas in the oven. I’m mixing batter rn. Omg.

The ignorance of racism is rooted jealousy.

I need a good spine decompression.

I’m good if I say I’m good. Speak it into existence.

Ion say shit bout a Gen Z stare because I have a resting bitch face.

I come outside. I drop my phone in the fucking snow/puddle. Now I can’t connect my charger or headphones. Literally annoyed from the start.

Can’t stand when I’m in a bad mood and a man tell me to smile. .. . I will do something to the both of us if you don’t gtfo my way.

Was so stressed at work I started rolling my pizza slice like it was a joint

Steakhouse after work

If I smoke 2.5g and drink a bottle of wine and I still feel tender about it? Call the police. I’m on my way.

My brother has me as his screensaver. 😭😭

MICHAEL JORDAN CUT HIS HAIR BALD CAUSE OF ONYX 🗣️

I AM enough, stupid bitch.

He is not beating them allegations 😭😭

If a mf said “Iight Bet” Wtf you thought was gonna happen next ?!

The last time I ate was Tuesday.

I’m literally the worst person you can say “I’ll just leave you be” to. Bitch you will never hear from me again in this life or the next I’m not in my early 20s anymore. I genuinely don’t need anyone but myself A and God. I get joy from cutting people off. Like whoopity doo bitch fr.

I hate a mf that’s thirsty to let the whole know you know me. I will deny you every time

I be walking around the house naked under my robe I pay too much in rent to wear clothes past the threshold

And another thing. Yall would still be trying to get me off Teedra Moses if she made a song about how she wanted to be my man’s girl and “not” knowing he’s ACTIVELY ENGAGED TO ME?!? Kelis I hate her for you. I would’ve broke her other leg omg. Ol Clair Huxtable looking bitch.

So my job pays us for 8 holidays. Juneteenth and MLK day are included. But Veterans Day is only paid to vets So why do the yts get pay for Juneteenth or MLK day when they were the reason all that shit happened. If I can’t get paid holiday pay on vet day they shouldn’t on Black days

I’m getting asked why my phone vibrating in the middle of the night. I’m Batman and the city needs me

I have Verizon and didn’t know the service was down 🤷🏾‍♀️

Never crash at your ex house. Just drive home

Sleeping with a pillow between my legs cause my hip hurts

I once told my mom I felt bad for accepting money as a gift, she told me “Well give it to me then” since then I haven’t denied any money

I just smoked my boss out on her lunch lmfao

hate it here forreal