an incontestable fact of the second trump administration is it is actively trying to sicken and kill as many americans as it can

Trying to think up new posts for you all to ignore

I may make a sweded version of the Pink Panther movies with myself as Inspector Clouseau.

I love @carolsingsland.bsky.social and I command you to do so too! Check out their new album, “Darla In Space!”

Quite a crowd here at the Charlie Kirk Memorial

This is the grossest timeline

If you’re out in the South Jersey area, come check me out at the Smithville art walk tomorrow, where I’ll be peddling my wares! #smithvilleartwalk #smithvillenj

“SKÜLL SKRAPER” acrylic on 11 x 14 canvas

When I post pictures, Instagram, especially my paintings which are very bright and saturated - the app darkens/mutes the photos. I have tried workarounds like posting screenshots, etc. Does anybody know how to shut this off?

“Arfbraham Lincoln” Acrylic on 11 x 14 canvas Alternate names: Tailsbraham Waggin, Woofbraham Barkin, Poochbraham Sniffin

Alive or dead he’s still stolen at least eight to twelve years from us

RFK Jr is an insane and dangerous asshole. Worthless in every way imaginable. He is putting real lives at stake and needs to be removed, please sign.

I wrote a review of the 2017 Amy Poehler/Will Ferrel movie ‘The House’ boxd.it/aNvAjV

I scrolled too much doom today and now I’m paying the price (can’t sleep)

“Tea-Pot-Pat in his Tea-Pot-Hat” acrylic on 8x10 canvas

“Tea-Pot-Pat in his Tea-Pot-Hat” acrylic on 8x10 canvas

This admin is stealing from you on a daily basis - probably best not to let them also take your humanity and peace of mind.

I’m saying this as a lifelong worrywart with a legit PTSD diagnosis - some of you need to get a grip. You are leaking cortisol everywhere. Some of you need to be aware that your doomerist rhetoric and pessimism is a virus.

Drug Enforcement Administration officers patrolling the National Mall. If you know DC you understand how tremendously goofy this is (h/t @lorenzohall1.bsky.social)

It is a distraction. It’s also a big blustery show to scare people. It also shouldn’t be tolerated. But this kind of finger wagging is in large part why we are here.

It’s important to remember DJT is doing this in DC because it’s the only city he can legally do it in. His attempts in LA failed. Attempts to control other cities will backfire similarly - imagine Chicago? Philly? Etc. He can do this for 30 days and then needs to be granted an extension by Congress.

Great album. Every track is a banger.

The Stooges

When you get to the afterlife, The Stooges and The Three Stooges put on a huge rock n’ roll-comedy show illustrating all of the follies of mankind - and the grand cosmic joke becomes apparent filling you with the divine spirit of love and forgiveness

Elvis is alive and living inside the Epcot center.

Scarecrow’s whereabouts are currently unknown. Flying Monkeys patrolling Munchkin Land, citizens are terrified.

Tin Woodsman taken into custody for questioning while authorities scour poppy fields. Lollipop Guild sets up several checkpoints along the Yellowbrick road.

Cowardly Lion killed in while in police custody, rioting ensues all throughout Oz. Emerald City in shambles.

post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

Special box for storing your dice in comfort.

Fav to least fav: Inherent Vice, Punch Drunk Love, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, There Will be Blood, The Master (Haven’t seen the rest)

I’m an octahedron earther

‘UP’ was the high watermark for Pixar. Their best film. After that, it’s been a series of diminishing returns.

Apparently my most recent book is discounted over at the evil empire a.co/d/fmyk4ws

People tell you not to doomscroll but that’s the only type of scrolling there is anymore. Literally every platform you can think of is bad fucking news, worse fucking news and apocalyptic fucking news.

Blessings from today’s #charliebrownjesus

Look at this useless do-nothing-dweeb. I could sneeze and it would knock him over.

3 of july (2018) head a'tilt to the a'evenin' sky 'tis a stankin-sticky three of july hellechopper, choppin' up high no time for tiny guy, waving hi-bye that's me, mine own my, a chrispy called: I

MAGA will leave a shitstain on this country so foul I don’t think it’ll ever wash out.

There is literally no escape from the 24hr news cycle

Started a LOST rewatch

RFK Jr is going to kill millions, impeach the fucker

I started a diet today. I also ended a diet today.

Bluesky: The Doomers Paradise!

Watch Irma Vep (1996) and fall in love with Maggie Cheung

AI doom is a psyop. They want you filled with dread and hopelessness about the future. They want you to give up and choose menial unskilled labor versus making cool shit. Keep making cool shit and stop being such pussies. I say this with love.

I think Hollywood should be giving Joe Pera the same kind of money for projects that they do to Nathan Fielder.