*honk honk*

my fit vs wife fit for anniversary dinner at red robin, 𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔰 stay winning

Watching a skinny white boy dressed as Freddie Mercury break it the fuck down on the dance floor shit's awesome

I've been on HRT for one full year and it's been the best year of my life !! I'm out here wagging my shit rn !!

There are two beautiful women snuggling in my bed with me #winning

Bweh ;p

Girl that is so fluffed up

All nazis and bigots I wish you a happy literally die

I am so fucking pretty

I'm kinda hot tbh who want me

sorry ive been inactive this has been my life recently (im dying)

Can't believe this girl she nutted and immediately started watching House

made my middle school oc a girl and had to see it i am going insane ✏️ @lanlanister.bsky.social

Shout out to the time I gave a drag queen a $2 bill during a show #bigmoney

construction workers would rather die on the site than admit that osha regulations are actually easy to follow and completely reasonable

I love my tranny dogwife

forgor to post new glasses pics hello bsky

work fit cuz i havent posted in a minute

“weed addiction isn’t real” eat one meal sober in 10 minutes

roblox bans me for saying “gg” after winning a couple rounds bc its “spam” but doesnt ban people humping women in a game “for all ages”

background check fit :3

job interview fit yesterday ( i got it !! )

“youre a grown ass ouppy and you dont know how to make grilled cheese”

post 4 characters that describe your personality :3

i’ve probably said “deadass” 5x in my life and thats too much tbh

how do i sound like a 5’6 southerner as a 6’1 bostonian asking for a friend

planned parenthood has the best hold music ive ever heard, shit goes hard

topster i hardly know her

imma do this too ask awayyy

so many new followers hi yall !!!!

looking for mutuals :3 interested in; • makeup • thrifting • playing jazz • neo-psychedlia • french indie pop • d&d • overwatch • owcs / nrg shock • bloons td • fairy tail • always sunny • baking edibles ♡ and ↻ appreciated !! #promosky

watching fairy tail with my wife and trying not to spoil everything immediately

i remember hearing that heaven is free of everything worldly and i got really sad cuz that meant i cant play minecraft when i die

my tweets have gotten 0 likes since i posted my bluesky link

dont fuck up make up while eating challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

thinking i get a new collar without the leash thing lol

sup 𝒻𝒶𝑔𝑔𝑜𝓉𝓈 i’m one of those things

shitpiss