Sometimes the leopard that eats your face is the one you helped raise as a cub. The misery that Trump has unleashed on the world, you helped bring about. I sincerely hope you have learnt your lesson, but I seriously doubt it. #leopard #Marjorie

Some one tell this Asshole that its not your house. Its the peoples house.

Tear it down. Make him watch. Sell the Qatari Jet to pay for it all

Dear sane future President. Tear down this ball room. P.s. Make Trump watch as you do it. #Scrotus #potus #ballroom

Tariffs are like chainsaws; they aren't good or evil. They are just tools. P.S. Don't give your chainsaw to a toddler. #TrumpIsStupid

C'mon! Go easy on her will ya. Ya cant be lookin fabulous and be expected to do yer job.

Yes, he's known by many many big beautiful names.

Now's your chance to buy a Tesla for 1 Million dollars especially if you have some policy matters you want amended.

TLDR; If you remove all the bad news, all the news is good!

In perilous times It profits no one To remain silent And wait For decency, to #return. #vss365 #writing #WritingCommunity #poetry

In the not so distant future: "Please welcome Fox news contributor and podcast host Elon Musk to discuss the importance of empathy" #Elon

#Tariffs are like shitting your pants to keep the bully away. It might work to keep the bully away, but you end up with shit in your pants.

Trump tariffs are to the economy what Bush's weapons of mass destruction in Iraq were to 9/11. An Oopise of epic proportions. #Tariffs #Stupidity

"Im this big"

Totally agree with Musk: Only a total jerk would run around on stage , jump up and down and make offensive salutes. #jerk #musk #resist

I look forward to the day he yells from his padded cell wearing his straitjacket: "I'll put tariffs on you if you don't loosen my jacket!' #trump #resist

#Elon is season 2 "My Pillow Guy"

You had me at 'Trump inherited' #Trumprecession

We could solve all our problems for pennies on the dollar. All we have to do is air Ads where Trump is showing him that the stock market is crashing

On this #WorldBookDay make sure you buy the greatest book written by the greatest President ever: "The Shart of the feels" by Dumold Trump

Missed an opportunity for an April fools joke. What a stupid man Trump is. #Stupid #TrumpIsDumdum

Spare me Your #Emporium of lies You sell out our friends To appease our enemies Do what you must We will do what we Must In the end we all turn to dust, Proditio non est oblitus #vss365 #writing #Latin #Poetry #WritingCommunity #SlavaUkraini

JD Vance is a whiny little bitch and a cuck. May his vagina rot.

Except he realizes what that would mean being one with the couch with JD Vance around.

He sharted #LittleMarco

JD Vance makes Ted Cruz look like Ted Danson #BitchPlease #Ukraine

Thankyou Ukraine ❤️

Fuck this orange guy. If Zelenskyy wouldnt kiss his ass with enough vigour his gunch of a VP would be complaining about Zelenskyy not kiss his ass with vigour. Stand tall Zelenskyy #Zelenskyy #Whitehouse #Ukraine

That wasn't Jeff Bezos. It was Buff Jeezos. Get your facts right, liberal media! #Bezos #WashingtonPost

Got it. DOGE's only purpose is to snitch. #doge #kakistocracy

Trump has announced via social media post that he is afraid of men.

Trump has announced via social media post that he is ousting Chairman of the Joint Chiefs General CQ Brown and will be replacing him with Air Force Lieutenant General Dan 'Razin' Caine.

Word to All your Mothers

To anyone wanting to be #King, we know how to handle you. 🇺🇸

Oh good, polls. #polls

Elon is a genius. Undeniable genius!. Especially in the area of making dumb people think he's a genius. #Genius #Elon #Facts #Truth

What if all of this is so Trump can tell Melania "I love you but the law is the law and you have to leave the country"? #Trump #Melania #Deportation

Why not ask for something better? Why not hope and demand something better? Are we not worth it? Do we not deserve better leaders? #America #WeThePeople #WeAreTheChange

@karaswisher.bsky.social #TikTok is dead, long live #TokTik

Can terrible human beings be good fathers? Asking for a country. #America #Trump #Musk

My kingdom to the person who can make all the chodes shut up. #chodes #Trump #Musk #America

Shutting the #CFPB is essential if you want to use X(Twitter) as a everything app that takes payments. The main customers for X, a den of porn, racism and violence, is going to be victims of scamming #Bulwark #Trump

Turns out Trump is the only Trump to suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome. #Trump #TDS #Deranged

JD Vance's worst nightmare: Tariffs on Iron. Iron Oxide being the main ingredient mascara. #tariffs #jdvance #trump #stupidity

Best compliment ever

Step 1: "He has potential." Step 2: "He should have tried harder." Step 3: "Did they hang him yet?" Step 4: "I never met the guy."

More of this, America.

Mahomes is going to have to borrow mascara from JD Vance so he has some that runs when he starts to cry. #Superbowl #Mahomes #JDVance

My neighbor had a sign that said "Pray for Trump". So I pulled out my prayer mat, faced Mecca and prayed: "May the Lort make the fleas of a thousand camels dance on his lips. Hellerluejer" #Trump #Prayer #Superbowl #PrayforTrump

Is it true Trump had to leave the Superbowl early due to explosive diarrhea? #Superbowl #Trump #Diarrhea