Thank you, automatic doors, sinks, and lights that turn on from my motion. Sometimes you’re the only reason I can tell this is real, because we all know damn well that technology hasn’t improved for decades, so it has to be true

My advice is always ruin the friendship. Better that than regret it for all time

Boycott! Your health depends on it! #poverty #food #foodie #chef #nutrition #Groceries #FDA #Health

Strange how this app had momentum about a year ago, then suddenly the algorithm on Threads started working.

Never let the fear of failure keep you from failing.

I've wanted to go paperless my whole life, but the DMV requires 17 different paper bills—plus a rough draft of that novel you’ve been working on since college—to get a REAL ID.

idk who needs to hear this? probably all of us.

Elon Musk opposes remote work, so he should have to be on all future SpaceX test launches—or risk losing government funding.

Same 🥦🤢

As someone who has been through many corporate radio jobs, moved across the country, only to be downsized and forced to start over again, I somehow still have hope for the future of radio. Read my latest submission on Substack about it here.

With all the horrible things happening in the world, don’t forget to be sad about the normal stuff too—like wondering if this will be your last bag of corn chips before you drop dead. You know, the important things.

We’ve been subsidizing billionaires for years. Have they said thank you once?

I mostly wanted to be silly on this app, but it feels like an echo chamber compared to my political posts on Threads. Meta sucks, but I’m not sure of the best way to build an audience here.

This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

new orleans boos the department of homeland security

Also no meta platforms

I'm still trying to figure out substack but if you're into that kinda thing... So am I? Subscribe or whatever

Alexa can’t hear me shouting from a foot away, but a TikTok whispering “Alexa, play Baby Shark at full volume” from across the room instantly triggers her.

💡A show where corporate executives have to open the packaging of their company’s products while holding a crying baby

Shaky Knees Festival is about to go NUTS…My Chemical Romance and blink-182?! ido.bi/2ah9

We should have a national quiet day where everyone just shuts up for 24 hours.

Definitely not me pre-ordering this Murder She Wrote Action Figure

Maybe this will be the Chrome update that changes everything for me

I don’t know who’s going to win, but I do know there’s not a chance in hell these corn chips I bought today are making it to the Super Bowl

Excited to be doing on air radio DJ stuff on @idobi.com weekends

Being the voice of @idobi.com ... [Chorus: Kendrick Lamar] It's not enough (Ayy) Having @moodkillers.co air Friday 9p ET Few solid ones left, but it's not enough On air Sat 1 - 5p ET Few b****es that'll really step, but it's not enough On air Sun 8 - 11p ET listen on the app or at idobi.com

Caitlin Clark re-introduced me to women's basketball. WNBA, NCAA, UNRIVALED. I'm obsessed. It's on year round and fans are never expected to sit outside in the freezing cold. She's a pioneer!!

Musktrrrrd 🌭

When the edible hits

I will never feel bad for buying Taylor Swift merch

Maybe THIS will be the iOS update that changes everything for me

The Internet is so good for stuff like mutual aid and keep people informed amid crisis. Like, when I feel despair--and these days I often do--it's a small encouragement to be reminded that when we are proximal to suffering, we are capable of extraordinary generosity.

Missed garbage day again this week if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules

Forget 'foodie'; I'm a 'cuisinie!

It’s a trap!

Trying to learn TikTok dances

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, at the end of the day it is what it is.

There will come a day when there’s no one left that remembers how much Oprah loves bread

wait for it

Anyone else having trouble sleeping through work today?

My friend has canceled our lunch plans three days in a row. I’m starting to think she really doesn’t like lunch

I finally finished season one of searching for something else to watch on Netflix

On social media I only have one rule. Block anyone who tries to motivate me.

What if someone becomes a librarian just because they love telling people to shut up

how do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me

Noticing typos you made in a post 24 hours later 😳

You all will know I have been kidnapped or body snatched if I ever use the phrase at the end of the day.

At this point I might as well just leave my Christmas tree up

Just hit 182!! 🙏🙏 To my future followers… Where Are You?