I’ve really been enjoying Longhouse Tales! Canadians sure can make a good puppet show. Every episode is currently on YouTube for free.

It was a vintage car show happening during the free convention! I’m so glad I got to go to both

@callenen.bsky.social it was great running at you! I made the lame joke about the long face… Like you’ve never heard that before :)

I can’t recommend this book enough! It’s a great read! Fulla leems!

The pediatric growth chart at work reminds you that if you’re 16 and over 6 foot tall, you are a freak and they have no way to measure you

It’s @orzel.bsky.social ‘s Hatchday!

Don’t ever tell me I can’t do something Please don’t. I get depressed.

Stump progess! And my hand for a comparison— oh my God, what the hell! I have the arms of Dr. Zaius 🙈

I made some progress digging up this old stump! Pardon me while I vomit and nearly have a heart attack

I would totally drive this old Porsche, but I would wear a gorilla costume while doing so.

I guess my parents decided to name me after they sure I was going to make it! I was in the hospital for like two weeks because my twin brother took most of the oxygen that was supposed to go to my brain

How is that logistically even possible? That poor plane.

Hey Norman Bigfish of Long John Silver’s! What’s in the bag? “My aunt Pam, breaded and fried!”

I hope they reboot the Narnia series soon!. I’d love to see them make the first four movies again then give up.

From ages about 7 to 13 every time I went to bed my brain seized up and I would bounce back-and-forth between being terrified of ghosts, aliens and Bigfoot, convinced that any moment one of those f*ckers was gonna get me in my sleep

One good thing about having had the same job for 20+ years is that when I get a spam email saying someone recently came across my résumé wanted to talk I’m like… My Windows 2000 experience impressed you?!

OK, I can wear an undershirt and for nine dollars on prime day I shouldn’t complain but… I got a nipple shirt!

Imagine being the animator having to come up with a female saloon worker in the cowboys of moo mesa cartoon “definitely imply she’s a prostitute but remember, this is a kid show..”

We need more movies where men mistake the silhouette of a kangaroo for the silhouette of a beautiful woman— oh wait, never mind! Found one

If I ever become an evil mastermind and send an underling henchman to do an impossible task and they come back apologizing because they failed I’ll explain that it’s OK and the important thing is that they tried and please try to better next time

Beyoncé‘s Hey Goldmember song still totally slaps. It never feels to cheer me up.

I can do this!

That’s the title they went with 😃

Me: I wish… I wish to never go bald Monkeys paw: here’s a head full of completely unmanageable poofy hair

Bird app, what kind of bird is this

Am I crazy or is that computer wearing tennis shoes?

Titan A.E. needed more space kangaroo.

Oh dammit, there’s ants everywhere. Why are there ants everywhere at my desk?

My Bluesky Banner comes from the infamous Marvel comics Alf cover! It was in new stands for about 20 seconds before it got pulled

It’s the registration for the Sea Duck! It even lists, Rebecca Cunningham is the owner… Canonically correct

Woke up as a furry in an underground lab. First question: where am I? I looked around, in search for answers, but all I could see were green walls around and surgical soffits above me. The darkness was eerie, the silence was raising my nerve to a limit

/ - I’ll keep on making those zoo mistakes - /

Burger King Drive-through operator: “welcome to Burger King, what can I get you?” Me: (staring at a menu board filled with nothing but endless videos of burgers and fries flipping around in the air) “I don’t know..”

Watch your step on the slick platforms of Vinyl Destination; a caustic doom awaits you below! Super Smash Bros-themed group YCH, featuring @namewastaken.bsky.social, @leonviril.gay, @jaegerpup.bsky.social, and @hyenaface.bsky.social! #furryart

“God never gives us more than we could handle..” — dude who definitely didn’t handle a throat punch very well

Our local beloved neighborhood landmark Stumpy got taken out by a truck last night!

Good heavens… What have you done? Explain yourself.

One of my siblings worked at a fairly famous Ohio college in administration and once had some parents come into the office in early May to complain the diploma their son had just gotten had several typos in it. What kind of college is that lax about something so important?!

Bic Sensitive razors coat your skin with a light sheen of aloe before slicing the living shit out of you, leaving you looking like you survived a botched hit job

I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did

The Secret of Mental Health

I can’t be the only one thinking this

My brother’s dog is so good with the new goats

My twin brother got me this little Miyoo Plus video game emulator. It’s so much fun!

@womp.bsky.social nice to meet ya at Frolic eh! I dragged Orzel over and had him take your picture!

And there goes any chance for a Hop sequel

Time to enjoy some off-holiday candy at a steep discount!

Astonishing

I remember that Twilight Zone episode with the fortune telling machine and thinking how silly… I could never be trapped by something like that— only to be held captive by the talking Raven at Meow Wolf that spoke once when i first saw it never talked again even though I waited over an hour for it to

This mechanical Raven is supposed to occasionally start flapping and talking and give wisdom, but I’ve been standing here for half an hour and it hasn’t done anything!