c.org/zF5fGS4pmr not sure if this is the official one but whatevs

@bsky.app why are all the #epstein feeds down?????

Loved Lily Allen‘s performances on SNL last night, although sleepwalking is one of my favorite tracks on the album and earworm, I would have chosen Dallas Major and four Chan Stan to showcase! The layers of meaning with Dakota Johnson playing Madeline was brilliant! #westendgirl

Nate Bargatze absolutely demolished tonight’s set at Madison square garden! His Father’s set was hysterical. Jimmy Fallon was a delightful appetizer. Best stand up show i have ever seen! Family had a blast 🍟

Is it bad that i like the port authority bar

@joerogantop.bsky.social he knows this story is old to us. We know all this shit already. Why don’t you

@hbo.bsky.social can you please disable post play logic on gilded age? You cut off the end before we can see the next episode teaser. Thank you. LOVE gilded age

@southparkcontexto.bsky.social had my jaw on the ground tonight!!! Watch it before our dictator takes it down

Everyone scrambling to cancel paramount to support @colbertlateshow.bsky.social and now we wanna watch south park!!!! #releasethefiles

4,000 in Morristown #nokings #flushtrump

Wordle 1,431 3/6 🥱 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Get ready for fat boys tweet saying it was rigged. I give it less than one hour…. I’m so happy, GO CANADA!

Poor Greenland. evidently the plan is “to [use] advertising and social media…to sway public opinion” so we can “GET” Greenland. They’re so confident in the cult!! Can we please GET more global intervention? SOS

Trump has already made it clear FDIC is a target. An early February executive order aimed at giving the president more power over independent regulatory agencies included the FDIC.

MAGA : *sees protests* “Oh man! look at all those those paid actors…*insert any city name* sucks anyway!” lol

This country needs a big dose of mind your own business.

*Several buildings and those inside. But we suffered a 9/11 every two days during the pandemic without deciding to all wear masks or go two weeks without a haircut, so maybe is incapable of caring about lives and only values property values.

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I just showed my date in real time that everyone he cares about from Twitter is also on Bluesky and now he’s going to quit X!!!!

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Every time he mentions “WW3”, it makes me think of chekhov's gun…the more he keeps using the term, the more I’m convinced it’s foreshadowing. Embarrassing day for the US

“It’s not about the eggs! It’s about the LIE! It’s only the tip of the iceberg…”- Part of my subway retort yesterday on the way to Union Square protest ☮️

Hey hey ho ho Musk and drumpf have got to go @soluniverse.bsky.social #nyc #protest Union square —> Washington square park

@corybooker.com dude your phone is ringing off the HOOOK! Do not vote yes on RFK jr or I’ll never vote for you again

Alanis Morissette!! Thank Goddess for her #fireaid

We’re Gonna have to listen to Magats pretend to be experts on air traffic control all day #RIP

Streaming the West Wing is crazy because at least people in the 90s had commercial breaks to digest the dialogue! Such an amazing show

My 2024 concerts wrapped 🤘 1/9 Motion City 1/14 Story of the Year 3/9 Thievery Corporation 3/15 Mom Jeans 4/4 Finch & Bayside 5/5 Hawthorn Heights 6/7 Menzingers 6/21 Something Corporate 7/1 Dave Matthews 7/26 2 Door Cinema club 9/12 Dashboard 11/10 Say Anything 11/15 Saves the day & Senses Fail

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I wonder how much mailman hate millennials for never checking our mail

So everyone’s cool with an evil millionaire being k*lled, but they also voted for and support an evil millionaire for president? Make it make sense!

When is the podcasts app gonna start doing a yearly recap? They’re killing my music consumption 🥲

having a dog is like having a tiny cute stalker 24/7

Done with shitter. I can no longer entertain the corrupt propaganda machine, insane takes, and indistinguishable bots. Bluesky seems fine. Can we please make X obsolete now? #deletetwitterforever #boycottx