September 30th Guys please give us a sign please for the love of god

Ooouurgh I'm FUCKING DYING

Damn nobody want me fr

Today marks 2 years since F-ZERO 99's release! What were your favorite moments between now and the beginning?

The pit zones on WHITE LAND courses are purple, and yet the single dash zone on Mirror WHITE LAND I is gold like all the other ones. You will never unsee this.

FOREST III collapsed during reconstruction, and now F-ZERO 99 1.7.0 is delayed indefinitely while they replant every individual tree that was crushed underneath the track. Sorry, everyone.

F-ZERO 99's 2nd anniversary is coming in just under 2 weeks! Be prepared, thing are about to get... metal.

It's been 3 months and they still haven't come back with more food.

There's a third secret track that only appears in F-ZERO 99 under very specific circumstances! You'd better hope not to end up there...

where the FUCK is it

Randomly-generated courses will occasionally appear in F-ZERO 99 and Pro Tracks on planets that you won't see anywhere else. Complete a race on them to unlock extra themes to use in Course Edit!

damn I messed up we gotta go bald

The Cape Feather item causes your machine to launch into the air as if you've driven over a jump plate! You can find them by driving over hidden Item Panels on certain tracks.

1.7.0 comes out next week trust me guys

Driving over the first jump plate after the finish line on Mirror SAND STORM II from the very left while facing approximately 30° counter-clockwise from it and holding ↓ down will do absolutely nothing. There's definitely no shortcut there. Just drive straight and everything will be fine.

Red Bumpers taste like cherries and explode with flavor when you run into them!

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