You can be MAGA and also be a Star Wars fan, but you don't get to root for the Rebel Alliance.

The people upset about Mark Hamill are the same ones who are still upset that Luke destroyed the first Death Star.

Let them eat black granite

So it's not okay for voters to approve redrawing House district maps, but it's just fine that a state legislature can? Okay, cool

Whole lotta synergy in the air today, make sure to streamline those efficiencies

I hope the spider is okay

When is Polis out of office?

The Postman is Kevin Costner's crowning achievement.

I'm not saying the hantavirus cruise ship should be a ghost ship, but...

No need to worry about another pandemic here since our government is pro-medicine and pro-science

One of the biggest lessons I've learned last weekend is to quit sharing ideas with people who will "pass" on them and then do what I suggested themselves.

We need the moisture

All this talk of May snow is just fake news

I hope Star Wars fans have as painful a 4th day as The Acolyte

I don't think slapping a pickleball anywhere will solve any of Denver's problems, but it would be interesting to see how that would go on the corner of Colfax and Broadway.

I will give the same amount of respect to Trump and his cronies gives to the rest of us.

I just hope the Avs are having fun

Guliani is just the feature; we're all waiting for the headliner to take the stage.

Anyone else tired of local media weather "forecasters" calling for snow but instead get nothing but a big ol' goose egg?

RIP to everyone who doesn't observe the next two days of nerd holidays

The Residence Inn on Zuni has been torn down, can't wait to see what beacon or progress is going to take its place.

I always get perturbed when I am around Tejon or anywhere on my Northside from all the development that did nothing more than gentrify and push out generations of Denverites out of their homes.

So instead of bullying Iran, they are going to go and bully Cuba for an "easy" win?

Found some PDFs from a pub I used to know and proof that I was in the biz until I didn't

Good morning for an iced coffee

Denver's BRT program is the biggest mass transit grift in history

When I see a headline about urban experts giving a dire assessment of the Denver pavilions I just see a panel of pro-real estate developers pushing to tear it down to build more mixed-use apartments

Wish I were shocked that the guy who said they were going to make a civilization go extinct thinks that Comey's IG post was a death threat.

Which friends of the city will benefit the most from Denver purchasing the Denver Pavilions at a low price and selling high to developers?

Keeping the clubs in Denver open until 4 a.m. won't affect me since I go to bed at 9 p.m.

Trump will be whining he needs a more secure car, which should be called the dope mobile

The Colorado Blvd. Rapid Transit Project is another way to kill businesses like how it's gutting Colfax.

I just hope the Nuggets continue to have fun

I just hope the Nuggets have fun tonight

So if they are going to try to fund the ballroom does that mean they'll give back the money back to the donors that already cut them checks?

The KMart hoagie was the best hoagie ever made. Don't let any foodie tell you otherwise.

I wonder how things are going on the smartest timeline

That’s one way to get out of the White House correspondents dinner

I’m not one to not believe the intentions of the administration but you can’t convince me this wasn’t an event to illicit sympathy from us

You know we’re in the rapid fall of journalism when a major newspaper uses streamlining in a headline

It's funny to read stories about how old Downtown Denver buildings were swallowed up by parking lots, but little did they know that those parking lots would be swallowed up by mixed-use buildings

If I were President, I'd blanket pardon everyone who signed up for Columbia House

Building mass transit is the biggest grift in local politics

The only way Trump is working for god is if he's playing the role of the antichrist

If Trump were in charge of naming the moon mission, he would’ve gone with Herucules Rockeffler, Rembrandt Q Einstein, or Handsome B Wonderful instead of Artemis

The only reason anyone would be indicted for using insider data to win in prediction markets is if the orange guy didn't get to wet his beak

I called money bread a few minutes ago. When was the last time anyone said that?

Too much aura farming can lead to an aura dust bowl. I’ll see myself out

I'm going to get a chance to tour a murder house I wrote about awhile back, just hoping the ghosts are kind