Anyone remember when the government thought it was a good idea to detonate a nuke underground to make it easier to get natural gas? Pepperidge farm remembers

That's what the MSM wants you to believe

Elway is asleep at the wheel yet again on the first day of free agency isn't good news for the Broncos.

I don't want to get political but Daylight Savings Time is dumb

Daylight savings time can kick rocks

Do kids jump off of swings these days?

A great time for our dumb neighbors who don't believe in vaccinating their dumb kids.

What fresh nightmare did I wake up to today?

I know the truth is unpopular these but what did Punch the monkey to get rejected by his mom

That was a nice one day of winter we had

I was at Warp 9.9 when Star Trek Starfleet Academy started and now I'm limping at a quarter impulse to finish the first season.

The problem with getting rid of one of these idiots is that there's a worse idiot behind them to take their place.

If you aren't streamlining synergy to improve cornerstone solutions, are you even trying?

Being an early Broncos fan was a long game since if you were 12 when the franchise started, you had to wait until you were 29 for them to make their first playoff/Super Bowl run and then another 20 years before they won their first Super Bowl

People trying to usher the second coming of Jesus when he doesn’t want anything to do with us

Tina Peters deserves to serve every minute of her sentence, but we know how this is going to go.

Nù Denverites celebrated #303Day by going to brunch in LoHi

It’s 303 days and all we got was a war we didn’t want

Missed the blood moon but there’s a still chance to see Uranus

Love that the algo decided to add reels about nuclear saturation state to my feed

If you know the right people, you don't need a tamale act to get good tamales

Even though the world's on fire, no time like the present to start digging through the history of the town of Highland. It's been a long road getting from there to here

Is it just me, or does anyone else not believe that Kuwait shot down three fighter planes?

How's the war going?

Looks like I went to Santiago's on a day when the grren chili isn't as hot as I expected

At least it’s a dry heat

Better operational name than Operation Epic Theory

Operation Epic Fury? Are these being named by 5-year-olds, oh wait yeah they are

The no wars president is dragging us into another war, not including the civil he’s stoking

Colorado eliminating prop bets sounds like a coward's move to me

Saw some "influencer" post about finding the best chicken parm in Denver but the real quest is finding the best Mexican Hamburger

It would be nice if we could downvote players out of the Hall of Fame like the IMDB war going on between Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones fans.

I'll be concerned about AI's sophistication when it uses Simpson's gifs to reply back to me.

Can't wait for the Star Trek Starfleet Academy series finale where they shutter the academy for being too space woke.

Candy cigarettes were a gateway drug to diabetes

All the horrendous announcements from JD Vance were due to Trump being too tuckered out to do it himself.

Remember caffeine-free Jolt Cola?

I can't prove it but it seems like there are more food recalls now than ever before

Aanyone remember when they sold caffeinated bottled water?

Diet caffeine-free Shasta is the worst

The greatest trick the devil ever told was making you believe there is such a thing as iced coffee season

Why is AI so pro-Oxford comma?

It is a shame to see what used to be trusted news sources pour over themselves about a State of the Union speech that offered little more than recycled rhetoric and lies we've heard too many times.

Don't threaten me with a good time

How many fact-checkers were lost tonight?

If I wanted to waste my time I'd rewatch season 8 of Game of Thrones instead of the State of the Union, might be time to rewatch Ocean's 11

I haven't watched the State of the Union address is over two decades and I don't plan on watching it now.

But what if the other monkeys are trying to protect us from Punch, who might be a monster?

I don't care if Ser Dunc was knighted; his character is more than enough to count for something.

Good day to drink iced coffee since we won't have water to make iced coffee this spring