• Another Minnesotan shot by ICE.

• Take two minutes and watch this.

• Behold, the kind of layered wordsmithing that’s driven my career “success”.

I’ve been called for jury duty. Tina Fey, do you happen to have a costume I can borrow?

If you haven’t read this masterpiece, now’s your chance. $1.99

“Magnets [and voids], man. Can’t explain that.”

• Raise your hand.

• Almost ten years ago in Scottsdale. My morning writing supervisors.

• For my fellow Festivusians….

Sad to hear of the sudden passing of the wonderful and dynamic MJ Rose. Along with so many others, I’ll miss her.

• For reasons unknown, the police have been called to our Christmas village. Stay tuned for updates.

Kindle sale. Abandon by Blake Crouch. Highly recommended. a.co/d/41knWN0

• Remastered with more Wrath.

• Day one with our new-fangled thermostat. Pretty sure I inadvertently launched a spy satellite into space. I’m expecting a knock at the door any minute.

• For anyone who doubts Santa’s supernatural powers, this guy’s been standing stock still for hours in this blizzard.

• For my closet Krampus-ist friends

• Get this deal before it’s gone….

• Friends, in case you’re struggling to find the perfect gift for me, here you go. (Note: I have no need for a garlic press)

Happy New Furnace Day is a thing, right?

Incongruity notwithstanding…. The Shallows: What the Internet Is Doing to Our Brains a.co/d/c1La58b

Haven’t read the second Luke Daniels adventure by Steve Berry and myself? Now’s your chance. Kindle $2.99 a.co/d/2tDhR1N