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This game doesn’t suck the world just wasn’t ready for a puzzle/racer hybrid

I wasn’t sold until this very moment

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

Listening to wendigoon’s video about the recent failed rapture predictions while seeing people claim half life 3 will be announced today is oddly poetic

Holy shit he’s real

Watching Scott’s Stash and he’s talking mad shit about Miitopia

This game is never coming out

Ten games that grant a glimpse into my twisted psyche, my dark world

People will be all “holy shit man the fallout 3 dlc is so peak you have to play it” and then forget to tell you that the galaxy news radio is inaccessible in every dlc area and you have to play in silence

Did they have weed at hogwarts I bet wizard weed went crazy hard

Grok generate me a picture of Mika making the ultimate sacrifice

“This podcast is THRILLED to partner with our brand” - Spotify ad guy who is not a member of the podcast

He’s so real

Happy raccoon city gets fucking nuked day

I’ve been on a rabbit hole recently learning about these two fucks and I’m so pissed not a lick of this franchise is available in English This crap was made for me why can’t I have it

Turning off my console midway through a Resetti encounter and being struck down by a perfectly timed jolt from the tv malfunctioning

Epic games accidentally adding a swastika emote to Fortnite is definitely in the running for funniest shit to happen this year

>go to kfc >buy “chicken breast” >no bazongas What the fuck man

Imagine if the guy from Rick and Morty turned himself into a pickle and called himself pickle Rick

NO MORE BANANAS This chimp only wants GREEN

I love playing resident evil revelations in 10 minute bursts because it drains the 3ds’ battery faster than a Wikipedia editor on an eventful day

I love seeing people comment “I’m disappointed in you Nintendo” under game announcements like you knew them personally

How can I laugh at this it’s not 2x speed and bitcrushed to hell and back

There’s so much that I’m just powerless to prevent

Twisting my shit to a compilation of renaissance paintings to expand my IQ

What the FUCK

God gives his lowest of like counts to his hardest of soldiers

Had a dream that I was a baller I never woke up

Had a dream that I was a baller I never woke up

Why did I say this

You can have my data I didn’t really need it

Apparently said this

If only there was a page dedicated to posting interesting things

Call me a call center the way you really gotta call me man

You ever seen a woman built like the letter S

Call me Reggie the way I really gotta get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf for my Nintendo 3DS system

Call me a locksmith the way I’m locked in

Big banana is funding the donkey Kong hype Don’t fall for their tricks

On that google type shit

Don’t try to kill me I only bleed red white and blue (America)

One time someone recommended me an a24 film and I bit off one of their nostrils

I’m trapped in a web of my own design

JFK did NOT kill himself They’re lying to you

Threw up on the ground at Disney world then made immediate eye contact with a janitor who looked dead inside

Foot lettuce on my mind tonight Rest in peace to a real one

Earrape weezer riff

The mountains call for me yet nobody else