Who knew that a wildly successful man-on-man TV series would be the quintessential symbol for the upcoming Saturn-Neptune conjunction in Aries? www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/ice-on-fir...

PART TWO: Although still presumed innocent, Mangione has permanently invaded America’s imagination with its veneration of vigilantes and folk heroes. What does the astrological synastry reveal?

PERSON OF THE YEAR for the Pluto through Aquarius transit... www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/person-of-...

Holiday greets from the boys in their new LUXURY cat condo! 🎄🎅🏿😻🌟

“Do you know what it is? It is the whole universe, with stars and planets and plants and fruits and birds and animals.” LINK: www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/solstice-s...

The 2025 Grift Tour

The upcoming Saturn/Neptune conjunction in Aries

NOVEMBER ROUNDUP ON WOODRUFF: • Courage Maker: Saturn in Aries Dramatically Shifts Your Playing Field in 2026 • Pandora Lifts the Lid: Epstein, and the Ongoing Grand Water Trine • Astrologer and Tarot Maven Travis Black @bathhousemystic.com on the WOODRUFF Cast.

We’re feeding the machine, and it’s killing us. New WOODRUFF cast with astrologer Travis Black @bathhousemystic.com Eavesdrop on our talk—topics include: • Integrating astrology & the Tarot into sex work & magic. • Helping others break free from the grip of cults. Free on: frederickwoodruff.com

Saturn transits impart a feeling of pressure and confinement. “You really need to look at this and take care of it, nurture it.” Or conversely, kill it off before progressing. “When is this condition going to fucking change?”

Neptune's 14-year transit through Pisces morphed the GOP into a sadomasochistic cult comprised of pain slaves and cruelty brokers. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/maga-when-...

American Dada… “We won’t forget the good you did Bad Bunny.”

You keep wondering what you can do to have the most systemic impact at this critical sociocultural moment… Here ya go:

Mencius Moldbug Update

Thank you sir

TOMORROW on www.frederickwoodruff.com. Tech psychopathology and avarice. Part Two of my interview with the incomparable Elsa from elsaelsa.com.

MAGA and necrophilia

NEW CAST with astrologer @nickdaganbest.bsky.social We cover everything from MAGA 2.0 to the horror of working with the Zodiac down in the Southern Hemisphere. open.substack.com/pub/woodruff...?

SO, HERE WE GO AGAIN. The first Uranus square to Trump’s natal Mars-Leo Ascendant—that was minutes from being exact—occurred on July 13, 2024, during his Butler, PA assassination attempt. And now, here comes the final pass of that transit this Thursday. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/uranus-mak...

Death and Robert Bly, some video and audio and a CAVE FOR SALE! But wait, there's more: 25% Discount on Initial Astrology sessions for paid subscribers. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/stimulatin...

MY LATEST WOODRUFF CAST considers Jupiter’s current transit of Trump’s Sun-Uranus conjunction in Gemini. Saturn’s ascent towards his Midheaven. And how to interpret the upcoming Saturn-Neptune conjunction with the nadir of the United States’ horoscope. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/saturn-asc...?

Saturn transits impart a feeling of pressure and confinement. “You really need to look at this and take care of it, nurture it.” Or conversely, kill it off before progressing. “When is this condition going to fucking change?” www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/how-will-s...

@traceythorn.bsky.social Tracey — late to the party; but I’m just now reading Bedsit and I’m laughing out loud in spots (I’m sorry, it’s during the Idlewide debacle). Your recounting is divine AND entertaining—which all writing should be. Thank you! ♥️

PICTURE MARLON BRANDO in A Streetcar Named Desire. Brando was born with a Mars-Pluto opposition, and you could sum up his entire presence on stage (and in life) as an example of the opposition’s fierce locomotion. An in-depth dive into this Saturday's Mars-Pluto opp. LINK: tinyurl.com/24ql3jj3

Today I had the urge to analyze what, exactly, is going on with Trump’s enlarged and forward-leaning body shape. What does it reveal about his particular psychology.

Astrologer Jessica Murray is back on the WOODRUFF cast for part two of our forensic reading on the upcoming Sat-Nep-Aries conjunction. tinyurl.com/2736llx5

famewhores.substack.com/p/dicktastic In this episode of FAME WHORES, we again talk—in our serious NPR way—about dick, dick, dick.

WOULD MARS PLEASE get the fuck out of Cancer already? I mean, when did it ingress—a year ago? The porousness this transit generates is staggering. But it’s great for finessing the imagination into new terrain. www.frederickwoodruff.com

Hurry, before the USPS is shuttered! store.usps.com/store/produc...

My new cast with Corridor founder Dan Snyder, who describes his line of clothing as being created from a “mystical level” to give people a “touch of the unseen in garment form.” www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/corridor-f...

Tina Brown’s superb dissection of this unprecedented breach from the Imbecile Posse protecting our security. I’m surprised they weren’t using Chaterbate instead of Signal. Swoony sentiment here: “…it’s a horror show that is oddly heartwarming.“

With Mars in Cancer trine Saturn in Pisces, we're forced to mature through a mysterious type of passive-activism reminiscent of teachings from the Tao. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/spring-equ...

Elon Musk just claimed a Guinness World Record. According to Guinness, he’s now holding the title for the biggest personal fortune drop in history. www.teslatakedown.com

Join the #TeslaTakedown Mass Call this Wednesday at 8:30PM EST/ 5:30 PST! It's a great way to be part of the movement if you aren't able to get out into the street and a night of solidarity for those who have! With special guests! Join up at the link 👇

I see reciprocal relationships throughout nature as a fact. When I’m asked, “Do you really believe in astrology?” My response is, “I don’t believe in things you need to believe in to practice.” I’m an empirical mystic. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/astrologys...

Odds are Trump will try to privatize Social Security within the year. And he may well get away with it, unless we can wake up enough people to this coming scam and put enough political pressure—particularly on Republicans—to prevent it from happening.

We haven’t had Neptune in a fire sign since 1984, and Neptune in the fire signs is cinematically epic. Why? Well, the collective hallucination begins to worship what fire does best—burn.

IN PART TWO of our discussion with heavy metal astrologer Caleb McCoy, we dive into specific highlights about the Mars position in your natal chart. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/whats-your...

New on the WOODRUFF cast: Heavy metal astrologer Caleb J McCoy. Caleb is a Portland, Oregon astrologer who created a unique path for himself as a counselor, teacher, & metaphysician by combining his love of divination with his ardor for heavy metal music. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/mars-the-m...

My discussion with meme anthropologist Aidan Walker @aidanwalker.bsky.social is a close read on internet memes as a legit art form. He also emphasizes the importance of remaining active online and within SM as activists. LINK: tinyurl.com/28yxobmq

From dinos to Luigi…

New video on this monumental stellium... www.frederickwoodruff.com

This is an astrological koan of the highest order, and with the transit occurring in Aries, the Zodiac’s most dramatic and self-mythologizing signs, you can count on your faith (Neptune) being tested (Saturn) in ways that are incredibly personal (Aries). www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/saturn-and...

IF YOU’RE EXHAUSTED FROM the endless news reports on the ongoing political crisis in the US, you’ll appreciate the alternative takes in this discussion with astrologer and author Jessica Murray in my latest episode of the WOODRUFF cast.

The day after the election I drew four cards, one for each year of Trump's term...a lot of Swords, people...let's investigate. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/trumps-sec...

The Only Fans explosion, Leo Queen Supreme: Helen Mirren, LUIGI UPDATES!, The Oscar noms and WTF!?, Elmo Musk's public mental health breakdown and Frederick's Tarot pull for Trump's four years ahead.

I do allow hatred to carry me to places that are verboten to most people. I’ve learned how to welcome that unlovely place.

NEW FAME WHORES episode...Gay porn, TikTok ban, and more!