I want some biscuits

My Apple R&B Now playlist is always such a disappointment.

I love a hairy man.

Mike Johnson really needs his bitch ass slapped. Honestly and truthfully.

Meeting a friend for happy hour later, so that means my meal prep is for breakfast! 🤤🤤🤤

I laid down after my shower and never got back up for dinner…I’m okay with it too! Good morning ☀️

Yall can beat me up later, but i’m not a fan of a talking stage where it’s feeling like an interview. 😧 I like organic conversations, not to be drilled with 100 questions.

Yay us for just fucking surviving.

I know I’ve been too nice in the past for this nigga to think it’s okay to call me this late at night. Way too nice…

That Beyoncé Stevie Wonder tribute will have me up dancing EVERY time! It’s so fucking good!

Do I wanna make some overnight oats…

Same!

Yall should be doing deadlifts and squats at the gym…. To improve mobility and strength…. And so you can lift them up and put em up against the w— *signal drops*

Lemme put these crab cakes in the air fryer…

I don’t know what RAYE be saying half the time, but I still be bopping…

Already thinking about what to have for dinner...

Trying not to be too nasty, too early… 🫠

My first lecture is in the bag as a PhD student. My spooky season:

The prices!

When he fine... And he think you fine too

I guess my summer interest in a nigga was delayed and got pushed to the Fall this year, lol!

Worn glasses all my life and just learned what the 20/20 in vision stands for. I’m more like 1/20. Humbling, lol!

Niggas be fine! Happy Wednesday!

Conversations > Questions

Not gonna miss the heat of summer projects!

I want a Braums ice cream sundae.

2 days before my birthday! I was asleep on the couch and woke up to the news. Didn’t have WiFi at the time, so iTunes wouldn’t let me download. I went upstairs and sat outside my friends apartment door to connect to their WiFi until it downloaded and then stayed up all night taking it in!

When meeting new people or dating, which kind of person are you… A) here’s my number, or B) what’s your number?

I want him to be like 4 inches shorter 😭

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Good morning ☀️ Happiest Monday 🤗

Never realized I liked feet like that…

😘

I think it’s a walk/chill/reading at the lake kinda day…

I really didn’t do shit all day and now just up.

1 more!

Time for a cocktail!

The pop the 🎈 show makes me irritated, but it really is a good snapshot of the cross-section of available Black men…

Come ride with me real quick…

Woke up hungry AF

I be mad when my crushes don’t be crushing me anymore…

These subcontractors really be going ghost while they're on a project and then wanna hurry up and schedule something as soon as they slow down, but I ain't heard from you in a month, smh!

I wanna sit around the living room drinking and laughing with friends...

Pedicures make everything better. 🙂‍↕️

My plug on snap posting straight porn clips so that means we about to get a jacking video!!!

I want a fat ass cinnamon roll!

Just saw a reel a of a man who started recording recipes he cooks for his wife so if he were to go, he could still feed her.

They opened the new eos gym close by and I really should just switch from LA at this point. Only saves $10 a month, but gets me a better gym experience…locally anyway.