random coworker gave me a hug today and said he had a nightmare that i quit & everybody in the office rioted ………… i need to quit so bad that God is sending me messages

as soon as charli said it, i was like… wait, yeah… i think i AM gonna die in this house

GIRL, you walk like a BITCH

exploring the dynamics of reaction channels on youtube

sorry, i’ll be streaming

taking measurements

there are real people in my life playing mcdonald’s monopoly

i know i’m not doing well when sweetgreen sounds good & i feel like y’all aren’t gonna know what i mean

my boss at work messaging me on discord

i cannot escape my job to comical levels

actually, no, that’s not the truth, ellen

there are 4 people i can trust in life: - lady gaga - charli xcx - lorde - my bluesky followers

i had a dream that charli xcx went missing in a fire & everyone at the mall spa thought she d*ed but i held out hope

no seriously you could be having the worst day but you just have to think: i don’t care… i love it

slayyyyter save me

you can’t just tell someone their tv is blue

spreading it online

don’t make me drink alone… don’t make me drink alone

the energy i’ll bring to the life of a showgirl release parties

have you guys ever had a margarita

just realized gaga will do a love song for her minnesota fiancé for the acoustic surprise song in st paul when she SHOULD be doing the live debut of i like it rough

@gordie remember when we learned the men i trust show was cancelled 2 hours before it started? i blame @hannah

september was so much more fucked oh wow

cannot overstate how much y’all are making me feel like ma today youtube.com/shorts/PH4ae...

that’s my survivor: australia vs the world winner

next summer i will be reprioritizing patios

actually i’m still here youtu.be/ks3Dfzfny4o?...

we were ALL there www.stereogum.com/2321485/the-...

i’m downloading a car

say it again rachel

august was fucked, you guys

how many animals know about bluetooth

holding space for the money i will lose on ariana grande tickets

ACTION!

tuning in for taylor

this is actually insane

not asking for pity just need to document that today was my worst day at work ever <3

there is something very human about a cgi baby

sister, i’m pickled

listening to virgin in full every single day

loving clades lately… sometimes you take for granted that birds and reptiles have the same grandpa

i want to meet someone who adds annotations to songs on genius.com

DEAD RAT SMASHED FLAT

i love pop music

sometimes all you can really say is “baby, what was that?”