Hmm? Yeah buddy?~

I drew a silly lil goober #dragons #art #dragonart

"Busty. . Blo - oh, you mean Blazer. Ahem. Yeah sure. Uh, well. First things first; Whats your name?"

{ Splorft } You're doing a great job, feels very much like Waterboy is actually here. :3

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{ Splorft } Okay. Gonna try to put all the drama behind - Now that most, if not all ties to that old account are dealt with and should have his mark on it, not mine. Sorry to anyone I disappointed, but hopefully I can just. . . Put it behind me.

{ Splorft } I'm going to make a statement since, I'm sure it has come across. I had an account, that I've since left behind and gave to a friend. Yes it was lewd, and yes I probably shared things I missed at the time. I have since started to do my own art since then. Do I regret it, obviously. +

He couldn't help but have a smile form on his lips, it's been a new experience for him. A pleasant one at that. He watched him as he was hard at work. "Hmm, sounds easy enough honestly. Sure does though, flinging yourself against the wall isn't fun unless someone else is doin' it." He joked.

Cheese?! Well, hell. { Grabbing a giant platter of cheese from the back of the fridge.} This good?

"Nah! Don't mind at all, it's been a minute since I built something anyway so. Let's me get back to using my hands like I like to do." He said with a smile before patting him gently on the back, letting him know he was down to help.

Steeeeeve. Oh. I know. { Grabs a cake from the refrigerator } I got it for myself cause, birthday soon but. You can have it. As an apology.

. . .Great. Now I feel bad. Ugh. Sorry, Steve. Come.. uh. Come on out.~

{Grabbing a rolled up paper, he smacks him over the head with it.} No! Bad, we don't unhing our jaws in the workplace. Especially not to intimidate our co-workers.

He looks directly at the smaller figured male and then chuckles, smiling softly. "Oh, hey! I had a good idea, look at that. I can help, if you like. I do have a little experience with constructing things.~"

No Steve! No, please don't - don't do that. Enough chaos as it is. Blaze has enough to stress about. Uhm. So, first day? Are you hungry or just. . . Kinda taking advantage of the chaos?

( I honestly have no idea how to get you two out of this situation. Blaze sounds, and /looks/ piiiiiiiissed. )

And who is Steve?! And why is he eating everyones lunch?!? Why is Alastor and Jawz getting in trou - ohhhhhhh.

Dear god, he was going crazy. He had no idea what to do at this point aside from maybe dangling a mouse on a string. "How about one of those, like hamster wheels. But. Bigger~?"

{Confused Robert noises} What is even going on in this office?!?!

Ohhh, yeah. Rule of thumb, fire generally freaks most people out. Especially unplanned fire. And really? Huh, well i mean. I guess that makes sense. I just uh, didn't expect that. Sorry. Beautiful yes, the stuff is definitely better when cooked!

⭒˚‧ ︵‿⭒ཐིཋྀ 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒

" Huh, well. You should get one of those like, little bicycles you put under your desk. Have you tried those?" He asked, before getting ran around in circles, blinking several times like a confused meerkat.

Wait - raw?? Like. Raw. Not cooked? Oh, dear heavens I - { He almost dry heaved at the thought, but managed to wrangle it in } Well, lucky for us this place makes some pretty good burgers!

{ Splorft } This interaction is making me cackle so fucking hard. Ya'll. 😭😭

"Too long?. . Uh, well, I mean. What exactly do I need to do? I mean. Do we need to go somewhere private or~?" He asked, entirely unsure, acting as if he had never had any type of sexual or suggestive experiences before in his life. He definitely, most assuredly has.

"You get the zoomies?" He watched as his pupils get wide, and he shifts his eyes back and forth. "Do you uh, do you do anything to help with that or. . .?"

Burgers! I do love me a good burger. {He points towards the nearest, decent burger joint} To food!

He tilted his head some, unsure of what to do aside from just stare at the little draconian. "Can I uh, assist you. . . With anything?"

"Oh! Well I mean if that's the case, I uh. If it will help you? Or will it make it worse? I honestly have no idea how this works, I'm sorry!" He was nervous, but also wanting to help her if she needed it. Genuinely, how the hell does he get into these situation?

I could do the same for you but.. yeah. I'm not the best either. We both kinda suck, huh? I just can't build a robot, I mean. I kinda have one but. . . Yeah, no let's get something. What are we in the mood for?~

Blinks, slightly intimidated...

{ He smiled, nodding at him before patting his back. } You got it buddy, anytime you have difficulty with a mess or just, need help in general? Don't hesitate, alright? Being a strong hero means being able to ask for help when you need it.

Blaze is having a rough day again today, it seems. At least he knows what room to avoid so he can keep his arms attached.

No, no. You did great, man. You did a great job. Sometimes some messes are just harder to clean up than others. You did your absolute best, okay? Don't you forget that. {He offered him a smile, placing his hand on his shoulder in a way to try and comfort him.}

Hey, hey, buddy. { He gently places a hand on his back before guiding him out of the room. } Don't worry - I got this. You go relax, alright? Take a break.~

{ Splorft } All of you people on here literally made me fall back in love with RP. Genuinely. Thank you all; even if we haven't interacted yet, I'm truly grateful for you. ♡ I know it may seem small, but it means a great deal to me. ♡ You all get a hug or a handshake, or a firm wave if you prefer

"O-oh! Goodness, uh, well I mean. I -" he didn't know how to respond to that, exactly, having never encountered a succubus before. He sat on his hands. "I don't really - know? I uh, I mean. I guess I wouldn't hate it? You don't like, drain my soul do you?"

Did I. . .? Oh. I uh. Well. Ya know, you're right. You do give people a reason to smile. So, hell yeah!

{ Splorft } I've only recently started, so it's taking some time but lol. I really want to get a pad with a stylus just so I can use something a bit more intuitive. My pencil drawing are lackluster, and I feel like their lacking something.

Waterboy, n-no. . . I - I think you mean 'jazzed'. . .

{ Splorft } WHY IS THIS SCREENCAP SO FUNNY TO ME LIKE ABDIXHWVSJSO

. . .absolutely VILE. I like it.

{Splorft} This. I am attempting to do my own art, and yes, it's terrible, sucks, absolutely ass. But it takes more effort than typing in a little snippet of what you want and coming out with something.

ooc. as an artist myself, if you use AI “art” on your profile anywhere, i will boo your ass outta my circle and onto my blocklist. i was not magically born with artistic ability. i learned. myself. no tutorials no nothing. sheer practice and trial and error. commission artists or pick up a pencil.

spooky❥ I will not be nice abt this btw. If you can spend time editing smth and coming up with the caption for it, then you can take the 30 seconds to reverse image google search.

{ He curls his lips into his mouth, trying his hardest to hold in a chuckle. } Y-Yeah! Exactly! . . . . . . 𝙥𝙛𝙛𝙩𝙠𝙠𝙨 You got the right idea, buddy!

{ His hands pumping just as enthusiastically as his, a large smile on his face. Yup. Definitely mature enough to be the leader of a team. } YEAH TASTE IT! TASTE ALL THOSE PEANESS! ...oh, shit neither have I.

. . .Ahem. Sorry, Waterboy. Don't worry too much about it. We don't mean the body part. It's a play on words, like for peas.

PEANESS!! PEANESS!! PEANESS!! { Yeah, he was probably going to get a talking to tomorrow by Blaze, and some remarks from Visi. . .}

"O-oh! OH! That kind, uh. Oh. No no I'm the one who should be sorry, really. You don't need to be!" He gently pats her head once again but, avoiding her ears the best he could. Though his thumb grades the right one. "Ffffff-!" he bit his inner lip and quickly folded his thumb into his hand.