I bet Okada, being a comedy wrestler cursed to be one of the greatest professional wrestlers to ever live, is absolutely delighted by Orange Cassidy. 🤼 #AEWDynamite

BEAT THEY ASS, WILLOW. 🤼 #AEWDynamite

Didn't expect Stat to win it, but I don't hate it! Good for her! 🤼 #AEWAllOut

🎵WE HURT PEOPLE! WE HURT PEOPLE! WE HURT PEOPLE!🎵 🤼 #AEWAllOut

IT'S EDDIE! 🤼 #AEWAllOut

As much as I want to stay up, to be online if the news breaks, my old man body is pushing me to bed. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak

Really love that call that ZSJ's technical stylings are more like Jazz. You can see it when he just grabs random limbs and starts twisting. 🤼 #ForbiddenDoor

You ever find yourself completely losing interest in something you used to love? Just wondering because I just canceled my subscription to every comic I was reading because I hadn't felt like reading them in months and I feel kinda weird about it.

I try to stay optimistic, but I'd be lying if when I thought about the prospect of skyscrapers becoming sentient and going on rampages, part of me didn't go "Sure, why not? Might as well."

Billie's been wrestling for a good while, all over the place, and it still feels like she hasn't even gotten close to her full potential. She's going to be a monster in 3 or 4 years, maybe less. 🤼 #AEWDynamite

Well... I don't -hate- the new music. Perfectly acceptable? 🤼 #AEWDynamite

Using the powers of both Friendship AND Overwhelming Violence, Hangman has successfully defeated the big bad and returned to his spot atop AEW. Good shit. 🤼 #AEWAllIn

The Cowboy, once lost in hate and rage, broken in mind and spirit, has emerged from the darkness, once again the hero. Hell yeah. #AEWAllIn 🤼

Shelton Benjamin is 50, y'all. Goddamn. #AEWAllIn 🤼

THREE BELTS DUSTIN, LET'S GO! #AEWAllIn 🤼

Week was long and difficult, but now it's done and I have a bowl of poke and a weekend of pro-wrestling and SGDQ ahead of me.

If I can be sad and lonely for a sec, sometimes I wish I had someone I could hold hands with, sit on the couch, and watch the whole week of A/SGDQ with.

My only beef with Bluesky is that I can't find an Android app for it that I like *shrugs*.

That new belt is beautiful. 🤼 #AEWDynamite

That may have been the finest bit of video storytelling AEW has ever done. At the very least, it gives context to the WHY of why Omega/Okada is such a big deal. 🤼 #AEWDynamite

I like everyone in the main event, but it's almost midnight and I'm old, fam. 🤼 #AEWFyterFest

Tony Khan:"Okay, FINE. Omega/Okada at All In! BUY A FUCKIN' TICKET." 🤼 #AEWFyterFest

That was the damnest thing I've seen in wrestling. 🤼 #AEWDoN

Sometimes, wrestling is good, y'all. 🤼 #AEWDoN

TK opened the fucking wallet today! 🤼 #AEWDoN

Damn, Okada still got some heat on that fastball, huh? 🤼 #AEWDoN

Also, I like a good package roll-up finish, makes you remember that this is ultimately a grappling sport. 🤼 #AEWDoubleOrNothing

I could've sworn it was going to be Athena/Mone and Hayter/Storm at All In, but I'm not that mad at Mone/Storm. Biggest women's match you could probably do right now. 🤼 #AEWDoubleOrNothing

EVERYONE SHUT UP! It's time for Toni Storm vs Miyu Yamashita. 🤼 #AEWDynamite

Well, that was certainly a creative choice. 🤼 #AEWDynasty

Not gonna lie, I made a real ugly noise when Megan Bayne kicked out that first Storm Zero. That was good shit. 🤼 #AEWDynasty

There's a lot of extra bits tied into it, but this is some classic ass "Plucky Babyface vs Monster Heel" wrestling and I am here for it. 🤼 #AEWDynasty

I don't how you get there, but fuck it, give me Cope and Christian vs. FTR. 🤼 #AEWDynasty

I don't think the Trios titles should exist, but they might have my favorite design of all the titles in AEW. 🤼 #AEWDynasty

Shelton Benjamin feels like Exhibit A for how tall dudes were in WWE, especially back in the early 00s. Dude wore lifts and was still considered a "smaller guy there". He comes to AEW and he's a damn powerhouse, towering over people. 🤼 #AEWDynasty

Kevin Knight is really impressive and it feels like he's joined AEW at the exact right time in his career. Young and athletic, but with a good bit of experience. Let him keep cooking, he'll be big. 🤼 #AEWDynasty

I kinda wish that was on the main show, but that was a damn good return for Anthony Bowens. Hell yeah, strap the rocket on him. 🤼 #AEWDynasty

It was correct in November and I've only been proven more correct in the months since. 🤼 #AEWDynamite

That Toni/Mariah video package made me tear up a little and I don't know why. 🤼 #AEWDynamite

World title match on TV? Some shenanigans are going down. 🤼 #AEWDynamite

Swerve is definitely on my shortlist of people who should dethrone Mox at this point. It's a very short list: Swerve, Hangman, and Toni Storm. 🤼 #AEWRevolution

Fucking cinema. Immediate forerunner for MOTY in my book. Maybe the most perfect blowoff match I've ever seen. 🤼 #AEWRevolution

We're not even 10 minutes in and this is maybe the damnest thing I've ever seen in pro wrestling. This is awesome. 🤼 #AEWRevolution

If we gotta have JR calling this match, I hope it's "Working Boots JR" and not "Horny JR". 🤼 #AEWRevolution

May/Storm should've been the main event, but if it's going anywhere else, after two low impact, cooldown matches is probably the next best placement for it. 🤼 #AEWRevolution

AEW ain't missing so far tonight, damn. 🤼 #AEWRevolution

Now that Watanabe and Mone got into a groove, this match has been hitting real good. 🤼 #AEWRevolution

That was a lot of fun. Silly and ultimately harmless, I dig it. 🤼 #AEWRevolution

I hope Toni Storm and Mariah May wrestle each other while dressed and acting like the other, like they're Daredevil and Bullseye. 🤼 #AEWDynamite

This has been a pretty solid to really good episode of Dynamite so far. Just really vibing with the storylines and matches tonight, and it helps that the crowd has been game, getting loud when needed. 🤼 #AEWDynamite