My lovely lodger just revealed that when she first looked round the house, she'd sort-of forgotten my name, so when she saw all these multiple copies of different books by one person she thought I was an actual stalker. But she still chose to move in because we have a dishwasher. 😂😂😂

FINALLY!! Announcing Dead To Me - a standalone thriller, featuring dark academia, a missing woman, and a very messy breakup. Meet disorganised, brilliant journalist Anna - and moral, pigheaded detective Reid. Their relationship ended eighteen months ago, but now Anna's missing...

Lovelies, it’s just over two weeks until we get come together for our very first ThrillFest. Will you be coming on 13 February? Tickets are £15 (plus booking) which is an INCREDIBLE bargain to see 7 bestselling authors. www.eventbrite.com/e/dorothy-ko... See you there, yes? X

Happy New Year all! Thought I might brighten your day with this ray of sunshine from 14yo: "I messaged everyone I knew saying I hadn't had a shower this year a minute BEFORE midnight." (I would like to state here and now that I am only *technically* related to him.)

There's an enormously long corridor at the site where I'm doing contract work atm. It's crazy long - like you can barely make out people's faces at the far end. The best thing about it is the potential for major awkwardness. For example: 🧵

I LOVE a Nikki Smith humdinger! Can't wait for this. 🤩

This mucker is at the next table in the coffee shop and HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONCENTRATE ON WRITING?!

I made pecan pie, and had a load of leftover mix from having assumed my pie dish was the size of the Atlantic. I have now made up for this by looking at an empty jar of Biscoff Spread and going "I think that'll just fit." LOOK HOW WELL IT FITS. #mostsatisfyingthingever

I can confirm that this sometimes happens in my industry.

How many of the 1k quote shares of this are like: "Most high res photo of Uranus yet." Asking for a friend...

Ok, I'm in! Who else?

Waiting for next teacher at 14yo's parents' evening, I find myself remembering my proudest one: Year 5. A fab teacher said "I love having him in the class! We have such great chats. He used to sit in front of me, but I had to move him to the back because I wasn't getting any work done." 🥰😂😂