As someone who is 30 or 40 years old and has been on the internet for decades now, I need you to internalise this advice: we should all know less about each other. Stop telling strangers on the internet every single thing about you

go ahead and unfollow me fr because i don't support or condone the creation or distribution of csam or cp

going up ⬆️

i couldve sworn there was a poll feature here before

—— 💻 ' LIKE A MOVIE. ' 'i can give you something to add to your collection.' ˙ .✫ *୧ sangi , sngi ˙ .✫ *୧ explicit , mutual pining , cameras ˙ .✫ *୧ "straight" roommates sangi ˙ .✫ *୧ 15.1k words

puppyjoong i love uu

missing u guys like crazy i have gifts soon

—— 📖 ‘HAVE YOU READ THIS ONE?’ 'don't be nervous, i don't bite.' ♡ ︵ . . matz , fem!seonghwa ♡ ︵ . . explicit , public sex , porn magazines ♡ ︵ . . strangers matz ♡ ︵ . . 9.8k words

like a movie is consuming all my brain power

"straight" roommates sangi drabble 🏔️🐥 wrote this in like 30 mins maybe less whoops ↳˳🛋️;; 1

FUCKKK FORGOT TO POST MY THREADFIX ON HERE AGAIN

for d-1 #bottomhjweek! 🐿️📸

—— 💻 LIKE A MAGAZINE. 'have you filmed yourself before?' - ̗̀♡ sangi , sngi - ̗̀♡ explicit, face fucking, perv san - ̗̀♡ "straight" roommates san + mingi - ̗̀♡ 4.3k words

—— 💻' LIKE A CATALOGUE. ' ' shh, min. hyung isn't finished. '    ೋ sangi    ೋ explicit , double penetration , denial is a river    ೋ "straight" roommates sangi    ೋ 6.1k words

tiny silly woosansang socmed au where....

?

oomf is abt to be shot

—— 🌳 ' NERD'S TEXT. ' 'you made the stupid human error to pick up my book.' ‧₊˚✧ jongsang. ‧₊˚✧ explicit , fantasy au , accidental bond. ‧₊˚✧ human! jh eldritch horror! ys. ‧₊˚✧ 11.9k words.

hello 🤏🏽

MINGI AND MEGAN THEE STALLION?!?!?

forgor the photos...

i forgot the picture.

matz threadfic ! —— in which partners in crime hongjoong and seonghwa have had a fool-proof method of stealing from under conglomerate noses for 5 years, but hongjoong doesn't know if he likes that anymore.

matz onetweet

cal inspired me i wanna play too

twinsss 😛

ONE OF MY FAVORITE WRITED JUST REPOSTED CYTMTO EVERYONE PAUSE THE MUSIC

will update carrd in da morning i forgot my password.

cw squirting, hwoobies, maid bunhwc 🍰🍓

—— 📚 ‘CAN YOU TAKE MY TOP OFF? ’ 'enunciate your vowels a little more, for me...' ˖◛ seongsang , fem! seonghwa and yeosang ˖◛ explicit , college au , wet & messy ˖◛ university student sh + teacher ys , ˖◛ 10.5k words

i have a surprise.

(sorry about the blurry jpg but) what if mafia boss yeosang and his infamous guard dogs yungi

My Name On Your Lips - ωoosαn oneshot - 29k words - university au - virgin nerd sαn - party king ωooyoυng - premature ejaculation, corruption, a bit of obsessive crushing, some exhibitionism, armpit & sweat licking, & a bit of switching ao3 link: archiveofourown.org/works/62640814

the brain worms r strong tonite.

crazy cum fiend 😕

HOPY FUCK

ty hongjoong from the bottom of my heart for collabing w/ odetari bc this track is amaziiing and im really digging his music

yunho towers over hongjoong from behind, pressing their bodies impossibly closer saying in his ear "I'll show you how it's done and..." he whispers "you can pay me later, hm?"

finally I can say catholic whore yunho without censorship... Catholic Whore Yunho!!!!!

i need someone to cast them in an erotic horror film with a twenty minute long graphic murder/sex scene

yunsang both freaks so obviously they already tried drinking each other's blood

how to calm your alpha ☆ ot8, jjongjoong centric ☆ alpha/alpha ☆ ⬆️hj ⬇️jh ☆ wc ~10k archiveofourown.org/works/540337...

goodmorning!! thought i'd come here just to make a little list of all my WIPS for you guys :3 - all my clothes would fit - can you take my top off? - need a lift? - final fall - a knights honor - now, scream!

one more sneak peek now m gonna go write some freak nasty sex byeee

:3