—✦! -📱 < Looks like someone’s making waves… and I’ve got the details! > { I’ve recently had a chat with someone and today I’m here to bring up a question! Does Army really want to be found? I mean, he hasn’t even reached out to anyone to ask for help. }

King☾ Shhh nobody saw that, that wasn’t suppose to be posted yet

—✦ NC “ go fuck urself “

—✦ - 📱 < Just when you thought it was quiet, the drama strikes again! > { According to my..sources. I heard that Army, the one missing, doesn’t want to talk to his friends! That must mean something went down between them, right? }

—✦ - 📱 { Bet they were trying to look good with that deranking a few weeks ago to hide them doing something like this. }

—✦ - 📱 < Guess who’s back with more gossip than a squid at a slumber party? > { On other news on disappearances, some of those ex-hierarchy members are ruining things away from eyes! I mean, I can get why, considering one of them killed a person.}

King☾ so like what do u guys think of Atini

—✦ - 📱 < Fresh ink! > { It’s time for the recap! Let’s go over what’s been revealed today! First off: ARMY has gone MISSING!! And nobody knows where they are! Is that because they can’t find him..or don’t WANT to find him? Next Up: Pit-fights are popular! Woah! Who knew the chaos along with it?}

— [ NC ] news flash, you all suck bro

King☾ Just realised unless anyone knows my og oc for splatoon/coroika, nobody will understand the metro post

—✦ - 📱 < Drama Dives In! > { This’ll be one of my shorter posts..but have you heard of the Inkling that lives down in the Metro? I heard that he helps run things down there. }

King☾ Atini here to fuck up everyone’s day bro

—✦ - 📱 { A day in the life of a reporter..people are always coming at you for things even though you post the truth! }

—✦ - 📱 { Have you heard some of these people that’s doing it now? One of them even looks like that Prince kid. Looks like that whole 'become the king you want to be' thing his brother told him is being taken to a new level! }

—✦-📱 <Tap in, Tentacool! It’s time for another round of spicy updates> {Your favourite news source here with something new! While we wait for more information on the missing orange squid, let’s take a route over to somewhere else! Somewhere where..Pit-fighting has become more..popular recently.}

King☾ I totally forgot to post Atini’s acc image LOL here it is //

—✦ - 📱 { Let’s raise the questions! Do his friends actually care about him and where he is? Or are they just pretending? I mean, it took them this long to notice he was even gone! Let’s hope we find answers soon.. }

—✦ -📱 < You didn’t hear it from me… but actually, you totally did. Let’s spill! > { I’ve recently heard that a certain orange..Inkling has gone missing! And I heard his ‘friends’ have absolutely no clue where he is! }

// I spent way too long on this

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