Guess what, my GSD is now a service dog. Hes not, but i just found out the hard way that all the rental cars policies are "we allow pets" but then when you call them they don't. If companies wont follow their own policies, why should I behave in kind?

Blue: What? (15 db drop) Red: WHAT??? (25 db drop) Clear: *fake sign language* (solid plug) Wear ear pro. You can get good stuff like these that dont mess with quality between 8hz through 20khz, just make it quieter dor your earballs.

52 sugar free mints : 1 All the food since friday that the 812s didnt rattle free: 0 #tmituesday Need more music fests. Cons i gain weight, this i lost it. 177.2 right now and from the sounds of my stomach that will be going down more imminently

Got some terrible boards feom some dude and my moonshine barrel is out of whack and leaky. Still Issue

Go to make cornbread and your cornmeal is just corn off the cob? Mill issue

Detroit Techno. Party started at 7pm sunday, non stop til 5 am tuesday!

Also also DJs: *show is at 4, its 4:03, DJs no where to be seen*

Mornin! #scs #softcocksaturday #nudeirl #cockmods #transscrotal #ballstretching

DJs: come on we gotta start ontime Also DJs: whats a clock? We only 22 minutes and climbing over.

Blows tire yesterday. Stress eats a cheese bread and a medium pizza while waiting to hear about car status #thisiswhyimfat Car was fine. The suspension errors were do to the flat being waaay shorter than the full three.

I would pay money for a service where i could set up direct deposit into a bank im not able to see and just have that pay all my bills. I hate seeing my bills come in and so i pay them when they pop up instead of on due dates.

Smacking the Sign at all the furries who think they will be more acceptible to the masses of we get rid of kink

It took me 2 weeks for my dreams to have me in kilts instead of pants. So if i wear my fursuit for 2 weeks straight ....

MemeMay: The OG idiots. Raz is my original char i came up with 22 years ago. Avomeri the sergal is because i wanted a suit that hides murr zips. The Jex is horny VR me. They have not figured out they are the same person even with their quantum entangled orgasms

A #softcocksaturday in the shower. Its been over a year since i last did rings. The tunnel was irritating things so figured lets swap. Got some magnetic 20mm tall ones on order to replace the top rings that are 10mm #irlnude #transscrotal #cockmods

Give that slit a lick! Or frot with me! #FCF #irlnude #subincision #transscrotal #glanssplit #bodymods #moddedcock

100% these two. 🎨 @fennperrox.bsky.social

Theres been a lot of cute pantsless stuff like this in the last few days and im all for it.

The groceries to fatass pipeline 1. Go to get eggs ans cream 2. See salsa is on sale and 5 off if you buy 5 3. Buy pizza rolls because buying salsa 4. Eat 50 pizza rolls

A conversation about AI boiled down to an interesting point last night: how do you put a value on something. I got asked if AI were to make a perfect anchee style pic, would i still comission anchee? I said no and that didnt go over well at all. But heres the rub, im also not going to use the AI

Yellow!

TMI friday I had two bags of habeneros i needed to use up. Im now sitting on the toilet with the bidet runnin while i do my business. Apparently 20 habenero chili is too much pepper for butthole. Next time try 19 habenero chili

Goodcooks sticker glue is a combination of adamantium and mythril

Ok ive gone full in on kilts instead of pants. Just bought another 2 so ill have Utility (has pockets, stronger stitching): Gray douglas (family clan) Pride Scottish national Spirit of Bruce 8yard 2x gray douglas

Oooh i like, nice casual fully sheefed nude

More couples art for Cherenkov and Whiskey, this time by Fenn Perrox over on FA. Cher is a big wolf and Whiskey is a fox, hec usually completely outsized and today is no different. Even when cher is feral hes the one holding the leash in this relationship. #gay #nsfw #feral #couples

I could totally see Razorirr and avomeri doing this. They are a cute couple :3

Cherenkov has kilts now, and of course he is going regimental! #irlnsfw #goingregimental #transscrotal #gay #murrsuit

I swear this "organic seed starter" dirt is what all the old school pot farmers switched to making. Its like 80% rocks and sticks. They definately do not know the meaning of the word screen

Ordered a kilt. This one looks wrong cause amazon shipped the right size and clan colours but wrong style. Need to get the belt and sporran and what not

When asking claude code fixed in a few minutes of functioning like supergoogle what google + MS support couldnt in weeks.

I bought a kilt. Now time to see if i need to either stay fat or lose a few inches and be twink. Sizes are like 34-36 (which i bought) or 38-40. Im a 38 when im full of pizza rolls. 36 when being a skinny starved twink impersonator. Also Red Wing doesnt make whole ass leggy socks :p

Spent like a grand on a grow tent and all the fixings. Think everything is dead cause my weekends have been making me be out of town.

Career suicide: "Hey lets spend 45 minutes of my 1on1 telling my boss about how i dont feel im needed at my job because ive fixed it to the point a level 1 can do it instead of me a level 5 and i cant find enough fucked up shit to need an L5 cause ive fixed it all"

If i ever have to murder someone, i am starting a ritual cult to do it. The prosecution in every tv show ever never believes that that was ehat murdered someone, its the perfect plan :p

Blob before bed

Tax return, recieved and spent >:3 I signed up for the max depth scuba class

Something something masterbating OC art reposts

My overpressure relief valve has decided to be a pressure relief valve.

Canadian furries you are welcome for me paying like 5% of your GDP. 132 dollars for this tiny thing which just charges a device using those 2 pins. The charger is just microusb.

I think every hydro / grow shop in the state is currently liquidating

Ordered a new light for the grow tent. Amazon says it will be here tomorrow, but USPS says i have a package from amazon. My poor peppers will get to struggle for s few more days

When you see huffy pics like this and you are like "i could be the bun" >:3

Bee friends!

Ok youtube, since you are owned by google im sure you know i make non cali software money. That said, the ritz carleton yacht collection ads while im watching free to watch with ads documentaries, probably missing your target audience

You all know the smash hit Ghost in the Shell. In 2026 its the threequel Ghost in the Shower

trade offer... YOU GET: hot belly bulge videos I GET: a repost to help grow this new account ❤️💦🥰

Bud light chelada >>>> modelo chelada. Modelos is tomato and budlifht is clamato, far superior

Head + desk. All i want to do is install a python library into my azdo runners!

Cigarette smoking has went down so much and dick sucking has went up so much the leading cause of throat cancer is now oral sex Dont worry guys, i got my HPV shots!