I need like a vr chase lounge or something. Snuggle up to some cutie, turn to your right and go to pet him and boop into the couch back before your paw gets to their face >:(

Heh. Perfect timeline lineup cept that the art is wearing briefs Art ottertale.bsky.socia l (didnt know if they dont want tagging of IRL stuff so i broke it up. They are great go look!) Irl @shiroiafterdark.bsky.social #nsfw #irlnsfw #perfecttiming

Went to @mrsleather.bsky.social and bought a big estim buttplug so i can "feel friends" in VRChat. Nikola Tesla would be proud. Man inventing electricity just so people can be horny in a fake world online!

Bout ready to do that montana car registration scam thingy. Fucking 2 year car registration was 1699.

The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the liqour is flowing. There is much pain in the world but not in this room!

This is the definition of sadism

So whats the tarriff rate on electronics from china right now? I want to get like 150 bucks of stuff from dungeon-lab.com/e-stim-unit3... And wondering what the actual bill will be. Unless someone knows a different one that integrates with VRchat

*snipsnip!* Iykyk >:3

Was different being an attendee for the first time in 5 years at MFF. Still was great seeing acts I love working with performing their hearts out. Oddys set was great too! I just dont any pics as i was a kitty flailing about

Hey everyone! We are proud to announce our return for 2026. Back at the Hi-Way Drive-In theater in Carsonville, Michigan, July 17th-19th, 2026! We'll see you there!

@knottynitro.bsky.social since you do the horny by day posts, whats the weekly list? monday = #murrsuitmonday / monochrome Tuesday = testicletuesday Wednesday = watersports / humpday Thursday = thirsty (isnt this just ws again?) Friday = #fcf Sat = ??? Sun = ??? Any1 can help, he just does the most

I saw nitrosheef use the #testicletuesday tag and figured id play along! The orange thing is a 3D printed 53mm dia plug to see if its time to buy a new piece! And the other pics are just to show my balls can in fact sag, just takes a hot shower #subincision #glanssplit #transscrotal #irlnude

Im not saying /r/fursuits on reddit is just onlyfans girls trying to get followers at this point, but if you judged the fandom off that sub furries are 100% women who fit single digit sized dresses.

Great house for 5 bottoms living together all on the same fiber pill cycle :p

They have books, plants, obsolete cables and rustic pottery in Russia. Which is why bluesky should do what X did but when it outs tons of bots and shills, leave it instead of protecting the bots and shills

Big puppers deserve big pets

Walking through IKEA right now and realizing you dont see dust anywhere the cleaning crews must be insane

#FursuitFriday between two cats? Hmmm, might have gotten my paws on something... Ngl blue is looking pretty good 💙 #softsuit #nsfw #dlc 🐉: @predicta.bsky.social 😼: @cherenkov.blue

Lol github outage during the azure keynotes talking about github

Microsoft ignite just started. 2325 per person and they have 20,000 people on site. 46 million dollar budget for whats basically a con length event.

This is fun. And begs the question of how many years of 7 minutes at a time does it take for the sun to make it all the way across, or more would the earth half sphere escape / crash into some other planet as the orbit gets bigger as the mass goes down?

So do the swedes have crazy tall rooms or something? See that piece of tape on the wall by the dragons horn? The LACK vertical wall shelf goes from the floor to there. If i mounted the shelf running horizontal to match that the bigger heads would be touching the ceiling

Put plug in for the workday ( @toppedtoys.com maremaker 70, i know its small) Make it 4 hours. Dog wants walk. 3 miles with that thing in, huuuuuuuffff! Now gonna see if i can get the 85 in for the rest of the day. Gotta get back to big! Think i need something not 2nd hole poky for walks

The biannual "furry cons have gotten big, if you dont like it, go to one or more of the easy to get into local cons of which there are at this point i think literal hundred(s)" post.

When you wanna toy, you work at cleaning, and you are down two pounds, its 11pm on a workday and things still no where near clear... Bed time for me. Maybe tomorrow before work. Jk 9am meeting This what i get for wanting to eat all the cans of soup i have cause i ran out of top food week before $📆

What is this a shower for bottoms!?! No toying today. I assume a hole thats just learning needs to rest. Just washing off after walk then rowing machine,m then treadmill. I wanna lose that kitty cat belly you see in the videos. If i dont, happy like that too :) i like me #nsfwirl #shower #dildo

Hehe. Through the power of blackmagic, synced video of me doing my best to provide charlie a nice hole to hide that stud rod of his I need a bench. After an hour my arms and legs are more sore than my hole! #gayirl #nsfw #transscrotal #horsecock #mareintraining

Nice saggy out of shower balls for #fcf I have a whole bunch of vids of me getting railed by my machine too, but those must be too big to upload, so you just get balls #transscrotal #glanssplit #moddedcock

Hummm a tablespoon of coconut oil is 120 calories. Does that count if its getting injected in your rectum?

I legit dont know how to cook an egg without it clinging to the bottom of the stainless steel pan. Teflon was nice

After not toying for months my @exotic-erotics-ad.bsky.social silver popped right in in the tub. Then after stretching on nox, i was able to get charlie in for the first time. Couldn't take the poor boy to the medial ring, but ill get there. I wanna be like @pntreasures.bsky.social! #transscrotal

Lol the news articles on "we have to get off US tech" with the US east 1 outage. Maybe deploy your european company's environment to EU west 1 or EU central. Or hell, just US east 2 :)

WALKING THROUGH THE CONVENTION PARKING LOT AND GREETED BY WHAT IS BY FAR THE WILDEST FURRY CAR DECAL I HAVE EVER SEEN LMAO

I love dipshits with dodge challengers and other muscle cars If you want me to race you at a red light, rev your engine and i'll floor it. Going out a bit faster than me then flooring it after you are merging into my lane is just being a bitch #carfurry #1000hp #fasterthanyou

Looks like BlackMagic has exactly that. Ise ipad to control iphones on the same wifi network.

And heres the snow leopard leaving his snow on the towel for you all Just kidding! I use my apple watch as the shutter control. It rolled over when i set it down. Since its not on my arm that locked it and killed the camera filming. Im pissed. It was a good load, with my dick flexing the sub good

#murrsuit #subincision #transscrotal #irlnsfw Look at the snow leopard showing off his cactus! (First time in a suit in months and it feels soo good)

Time to play a game soon. The game, starlink vs my mom's forest. Time to get off 15/1.5mb adsl

Days 2-5 of the diet. I definately didnt hit calorie burn saturday, but todays is lies. See how it had a 50 minute 0 calorie burn workout? That is scuba diving. It sees im doing something, but the watch cant get metrics from outside my drysuit so it puts 0 burned.

Day 2 of 75 that my phone thinks it will take me to get to 165. Which happens to be on christmas. Not seen here is the like 4500 mg of sodium. Need to work on cutting that down

#irlnsfw #watersportswednesday #gay #transscrotal #subincision #bannedinohio This is why you take a shower after taking a bath! Well that and the fluff stuck to wet feet having to get out mid bath!

Wooooo John Oliver is spicy this week. Wonder if hes trying to get colbert'ed or kimmel'ed

I actually have to learn how to code :( Python. Boss wants me to know how to do databricks admin.

#fcf #transscrotal #bodymods Time to work on getting jackbooted from bsky with their new ToS >:3 Thats the Exotic Erotics silver. Does this count as taking a horse to the sheath or is this cheating?

Bsky keeps telling me i have notifications, but not showing them. Ive had replies, likes, and a follower yesterday and the newest notification is 2 days old

It looks like just a lake, but the first half is Canada and the second half is America. The border is really just a line someone drew on a map.

Moon keeps saying they a doggo, but that third pic is a stallions backsack made irl Love the look doggo! #moddedfurries #bodymodification #siliconecock

See a blowjob post a blowjob Art by anchee

I got a bonus at work today. So in typical fashion, went and got beer, chips and salsa and am now buzzed and 2 pounds heavier. #thisiswhyimfat

I can get my Pensylvania MAGA beer in michigan now, so is there really a need for ohio at this point?