Put plug in for the workday ( @toppedtoys.com maremaker 70, i know its small) Make it 4 hours. Dog wants walk. 3 miles with that thing in, huuuuuuuffff! Now gonna see if i can get the 85 in for the rest of the day. Gotta get back to big! Think i need something not 2nd hole poky for walks

The biannual "furry cons have gotten big, if you dont like it, go to one or more of the easy to get into local cons of which there are at this point i think literal hundred(s)" post.

When you wanna toy, you work at cleaning, and you are down two pounds, its 11pm on a workday and things still no where near clear... Bed time for me. Maybe tomorrow before work. Jk 9am meeting This what i get for wanting to eat all the cans of soup i have cause i ran out of top food week before $📆

What is this a shower for bottoms!?! No toying today. I assume a hole thats just learning needs to rest. Just washing off after walk then rowing machine,m then treadmill. I wanna lose that kitty cat belly you see in the videos. If i dont, happy like that too :) i like me #nsfwirl #shower #dildo

Hehe. Through the power of blackmagic, synced video of me doing my best to provide charlie a nice hole to hide that stud rod of his I need a bench. After an hour my arms and legs are more sore than my hole! #gayirl #nsfw #transscrotal #horsecock #mareintraining

Nice saggy out of shower balls for #fcf I have a whole bunch of vids of me getting railed by my machine too, but those must be too big to upload, so you just get balls #transscrotal #glanssplit #moddedcock

Hummm a tablespoon of coconut oil is 120 calories. Does that count if its getting injected in your rectum?

I legit dont know how to cook an egg without it clinging to the bottom of the stainless steel pan. Teflon was nice

After not toying for months my @exotic-erotics-ad.bsky.social silver popped right in in the tub. Then after stretching on nox, i was able to get charlie in for the first time. Couldn't take the poor boy to the medial ring, but ill get there. I wanna be like @pntreasures.bsky.social! #transscrotal

Lol the news articles on "we have to get off US tech" with the US east 1 outage. Maybe deploy your european company's environment to EU west 1 or EU central. Or hell, just US east 2 :)

WALKING THROUGH THE CONVENTION PARKING LOT AND GREETED BY WHAT IS BY FAR THE WILDEST FURRY CAR DECAL I HAVE EVER SEEN LMAO

I love dipshits with dodge challengers and other muscle cars If you want me to race you at a red light, rev your engine and i'll floor it. Going out a bit faster than me then flooring it after you are merging into my lane is just being a bitch #carfurry #1000hp #fasterthanyou

Looks like BlackMagic has exactly that. Ise ipad to control iphones on the same wifi network.

And heres the snow leopard leaving his snow on the towel for you all Just kidding! I use my apple watch as the shutter control. It rolled over when i set it down. Since its not on my arm that locked it and killed the camera filming. Im pissed. It was a good load, with my dick flexing the sub good

#murrsuit #subincision #transscrotal #irlnsfw Look at the snow leopard showing off his cactus! (First time in a suit in months and it feels soo good)

Time to play a game soon. The game, starlink vs my mom's forest. Time to get off 15/1.5mb adsl

Days 2-5 of the diet. I definately didnt hit calorie burn saturday, but todays is lies. See how it had a 50 minute 0 calorie burn workout? That is scuba diving. It sees im doing something, but the watch cant get metrics from outside my drysuit so it puts 0 burned.

Day 2 of 75 that my phone thinks it will take me to get to 165. Which happens to be on christmas. Not seen here is the like 4500 mg of sodium. Need to work on cutting that down

#irlnsfw #watersportswednesday #gay #transscrotal #subincision #bannedinohio This is why you take a shower after taking a bath! Well that and the fluff stuck to wet feet having to get out mid bath!

Wooooo John Oliver is spicy this week. Wonder if hes trying to get colbert'ed or kimmel'ed

I actually have to learn how to code :( Python. Boss wants me to know how to do databricks admin.

#fcf #transscrotal #bodymods Time to work on getting jackbooted from bsky with their new ToS >:3 Thats the Exotic Erotics silver. Does this count as taking a horse to the sheath or is this cheating?

Bsky keeps telling me i have notifications, but not showing them. Ive had replies, likes, and a follower yesterday and the newest notification is 2 days old

It looks like just a lake, but the first half is Canada and the second half is America. The border is really just a line someone drew on a map.

Moon keeps saying they a doggo, but that third pic is a stallions backsack made irl Love the look doggo! #moddedfurries #bodymodification #siliconecock

See a blowjob post a blowjob Art by anchee

I got a bonus at work today. So in typical fashion, went and got beer, chips and salsa and am now buzzed and 2 pounds heavier. #thisiswhyimfat

I can get my Pensylvania MAGA beer in michigan now, so is there really a need for ohio at this point?

Hahhaha. So yall know my crazy junk. Well i post that on reddit too cause like any SM, the crazy horny parts are the good parts. Well i also shitpost on there a lot, usually ripping on people who think we shouldnt pay living wages. One went to my post history, saw my cock and lost his shit >:3

I feel them swimming

Me: My mortgage pays itself every 14 days, and I'm paid twice a month. I wonder if that means ill have a period where i have to make 2 mortgage payments with 1 pay check My mortgage: Yeah thats actually this pay period! Have funsies with that! :(

So in the last 10 days OD (they lived) Death (funeral today) Dog seizure Bros cat got killed Dad hospice Car roof glass cracked Seriously life, just fking stop with this shit.

#murrsuitmonday #glanssplit #transscrotal #subincision #irl_nsfw #murrforless Have a nice woof enjoying himself in the shower Gotta keep losing more to get rid of the jiggly belly :)

Preach

Pretty sure theres more calories in the mug than the bowl.

And to add to this, today my dad signed up for hospice and my brothers barn cat got hit by a car overnight.

Bye mississippi furries and pups.

My therapist told me to get rest and lay off the monster. So if everyone could quit dying, oding, and having seizures over night and schedule that crap for like noon, it would be appreciated. #thebattleisgoingbadly

Theres a reddit thread about americans never leaving the country and a european said hed not want to come and die of gun violence. An american pulled up figures and showed that more europeans died of heat then US of guns by 3:1 last year and he'd take his chances. Yall hate ac more than we ❤️ gns

I too want to be a 16 and a half year old wolf who just got a fake heart put in and decides while puking from the anestetic, lets go bang orange. Their life expectancy is 9 years. Hes an oooooold boy #talesfromtherim

Hummmm to become polyamourous? Kbbq sounds good right meow.

Ok 12 oktoberfests killed in 2 days. Nuff drinkin for meow

Six oktoberfest later its bed time snd i didnt have the fire i wanted to have in the pit. Oh well tomorrow while im not at IFC :p

Midnight rolls around and in 3 minites my paycheck is gone :p. Gonna get my CC paid off, need to be a good boi

Lol what work release? Flight attendant on a private jet to a nonextradition country?

Yall with your fancy undies and i just have basic hanes.

Meal prep is easy when you are someone who can eat the same thing over and over and over again. 12 pounds of ground turkey getting cooked up for doggo and i. Turkey ommlette, turkey taco, turkey salad if i go buy lettuce. Im gonna be a pig at trivia tonite then start the road 175->165# by mcfc

I wanted to be mewtwo, not cause of the powers or anything, just something in 90s / 2000s kid brain was all "that shape of him is gorgeous!"

Scale: you are 174! Me: goes to best friends week long house party Scale: wtf 182!!! Much gains, such unwanted :p Worth it

Just reach under and grab his knot gently he doesnt have thumbs! #feralfriday #gay #art