While it's obviously shitty that he's president, I feel like in 30 or 40 years if you have to explain who he was, "insane, racist old white guy" will still be a pretty universally understood archetype. Imagine if you had to explain what Keir Starmer's deal was

thsnk you ups and presinet tump

if i won the lottery i wouldn't tell but there would be signs

It probably was a mistake to allow the Chiefs to hold at will for two full seasons, they forgot how to play real football

hell yeah brother

I'm looking forward to the dead Charlie Kirk costumes that will be on college campuses this Halloween. Let's hope they're really disrespectful

Explain your name I paid @gooffkings.bsky.social to spin a wheel and this was the name I landed on...later I, and about 200 other people who did the same thing, got banned from twitch for "Harassment via Username"

Air Force's helmets are the stupidest thing I've ever seen

It's cool how John Woo made a comedy that asks "what if the GI Joes were in Cannibal Holocaust?" and then almost immediately followed it up with one of the greatest movies of all time

decided to start a new hobby, one that is tangentially related to all of my other hobbies

I'm watching my brother's senile old dog for a week and she's pissing my dogs off so much

As far as I can tell google removed the ability to turn off predictive text on the iOS version of gboard which, compounded with what I assume is some form of gemini integration, makes for the worst typing experience I've ever had

got my first new phone since the day before all the apple stores closed in 2020, and my first actual upgrade since 2 or 3 years before that. positives: usb-c, slightly faster negatives: basically everything else

I saw someone mention Andy Ngo earlier and it reminded me of my favorite interaction I ever had on twitter

it's a stupid commercial, but man, teddy bridgewater has a magnetic personality. made for the screen. fuck the mannings, mahomes and everyone else, give all the ad deals to teddy

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

oops, split the tip of my finger with an xacto knife

it's so cool that our president is a dementia-addled grandpa so far gone you'd take his power of attorney away, and the previous one was also that, and the guy before him was the first guy again

i'm like a "pete rose belongs in the hall of fame " guy but my cause is much more noble, overturning the sanctioned forfeitures for the pete carroll years at SC

does anyone wanna lend me 500k swiss francs www.broadarrowauctions.com/vehicles/dg2...

watching zatoichi's flashing sword

I always forget how much better it is to just block someone you find incredibly annoying right away rather than trying to argue with them

i'll never forgive the niners for what they did to james conner

seeing this on the scifi channel as a kid at like 11pm really changed the trajectory of my life

watched a little bit of FDJ earlier and witnessed my platonic ideal of a car

Just realized that this new state farm ad campaign is just a rehash of those old Snickers ads, only difference is these are way more annoying

the stream for a cat/model train cafe i watch is holding a funeral for one of it's cats and it's one of the saddest, most beautiful things i've ever seen

Williams was a photographer for Jet magazine. He took the photo himself. The OG selfie. Iconic. Orangeburg, South Carolina, 1956

i'm watching the jeremy brett sherlock holmes and this exchange is fucking killing me

i'm watching the jeremy brett sherlock holmes and this exchange is fucking killing me

my nephew, who loves monster trucks more than just about anything else in this world, has basically made it an imperative for me to buy the rc monster truck that i have dreamed of owning since i was 10 years old

BIG BOY TD

Defensive play of the year by USC right there

Fuck yes big man TD

I'm hanging out with my brother for the first time since Kirk got got and it's the most jovial time we've had in months. No arguing just pure elation

Chip Night: FAILED

god fucking dammit

i am not a packers fan by any means but as a cardinals fan i hate kliff kingsbury so get fucked washington

seems like a really targeted attack on me for my local news to use a reporter named Austin Walker to eulogize Kirk

*reading the news* damn, what if the right tries to turn him into a Zam Wesell-type figure

charlie kirk blocked me years ago for replying to a pic of him smiling with a clip of norm as letterman saying "eeeehh.. you got any gum?" life is so fragile

imagining the tpusa person that suggested utah because it would be a friendlier crowd

really bad day to be the only person in my circle of friends and family who is aware of who charlie kirk is...was... whatever

wow

lol

My god I'm tired. What a fucking game