I'm sorry but it's insane to me if you don't like the ewoks

Someone's gotta kill that drunk piece of shit

There's a special beauty to introducing a death trap monster, having your hero kill it and then introducing another character who has never been seen before to weep over the loss of the monster

My Star Wars rewatch has set me back to where I was when I was 7 years old, Return of the Jedi is the best Star Wars movie there are so many little freaks and little guys all over the place, it fucking kicks ass

Decided to rewatch Star Wars along with the recent AMCA episodes and, even though I've seen this movie more times than I can count, tonight I burst into tears when Han comes back during the trench run

i don't think i've ever truly reckoned with the fact that for all their posturing, the right thinks that 9/11 happening was an unmitigated boon for this country because it got us back into war(s)

something funny i just discovered, if you search imdb for the first four letters of Benicio Del Toro's name the first suggested result is Javier Bardem

some personal news, i discovered that i have a #6-1/2" reversible tapping head in my garage that i didn't know about

not going to hand it to feudal japan but a system that normalizes and valorizes ritual suicide among members of the elite class is looking pretty good right now

even if this were true, it's not, the more pressing concern is the death we are raining down on civilians. and guess what? by stopping that you could also stop the other you fucking dumbass

I don't think Jeffrey Epstein killed himself...but I *do* think Charlie Kirk did

Get soldered idiot

anyway i missed most of the discourse today because i was outside shooting guns at a tree

there is a serious problem with bluesky, but it's not the mean people or even the clueless annoying people. it's the relentless losers who complain about bluesky

This is my favorite post I've ever made and now that it's Good Friday and I still hate Sam Altman it feels relevant to share it again

i have spent the last 4 hours trying and failing to solder one 0402 capacitor, i am in the worst mood i've ever been in in my life. i want to destroy something

As a man in my late 30s whose everyday fashion sense is stuck at "graphic tee of a thing that I like" I realize it's mostly my fault but I'll never understand the urge to ask someone about the shirt they're wearing if they don't recognize it

side eyeing the guys helping him up and putting a hand on his shoulder rather than doing the right thing, continuing to punch him while he's down

Two Gals Scrambling For The Cock Of A Middle Aged Guy That They Really Don't Like!? As Soon As He Showed Them A Wad Of Bills, He Was Fucked Over And Over Again Until His Sperm Stopped Coming Out

My steam deck stopped charging after I took it apart to do a button mod, I talked to steam and they estimated a frankly very reasonable price to repair it. Before I packed it up to send it to them I decided to do one last inspection of the motherboard and whaddya know?

the thing is i'd love to get off oil and get an electric car, unfortunately the last democrat president made the ones i could ever potentially afford illegal to sell here and/or prohibitively expensive for me to buy for no fucking reason

Fangs

the stupidest people in the world are debating the merits and failings of the users of sites i use to exclusively scroll my own feeds and not read anyone's replies

i'll take annoying boomers/gen xers unfamiliar with and hostile to the concept of a joke over braindead morons asking grok if something is true on every post any day of the week

I watched Porco Rosso earlier and Lainey started dozing during the credits

I watched the Rankin & Bass version of The Hobbit today and afterward was reading about the actors involved and found that the imdb trivia of Brother Theodore includes an entry that he is an "Admitted hebephile" of which the only corroborating evidence appears to be a joke he made on Letterman

i don't think i've ever been so personally attacked by a corporation than i was when abema cancelled all of their fishing shows

Snake! In! The! Yard!

I think if your only output was turbotax commercials after winning best actor in the most annoying way possible, they shouldn't invite you back to the oscars

not great

I've always loved the album Searching for a Former Clarity by Against Me! even though it's frequently maligned as the beginning of the end for the band. The themes being firmly planted in mid-00s politics make it hard to feel truly relevant today though *world's largest monkey's paw curls a finger*

the good news for all the people that posted nostalgia for a misremembered past is that it's 2003 again

crazy how deleting your entire youtube watch history makes the homepage a completely blank screen and then if you watch one video your homepage is exactly the same as it was before you deleted your history

found myself in the stream vod of race qualifying my local rc car shop was apparently running today

gonna do some machining tomorrow, been keeping to small projects on the 3" lathe until i finally clean out the garage enough to build the base for my large lathe

i'm descended from the first man to be executed for murder in the plymouth colony

so wait, the games that sony have released on pc haven't sold well enough to justify to continue porting them but also the reason people aren't buying ps5s or ps5 games is because the pc releases eat up too much market share?

I love her so much

aliexpress is the coolest store in the world

The People Vs Ian K. Peep This Out.

it's funny that despite claiming how smart ais are they still can't even do shopping recommendations right, it should be the easiest thing in the world but it's still "we noticed you recently purchased a mouse, would you like to buy another mouse?"

I think my favorite joke in Swing Girls is when all the (swing) girls are walking out of their school crying and an old woman walking by asks "What happened? Did your teacher die?"

asking this stupid fucking question as if hundreds of thousands of people across this country the last few months haven't been salivating to do much more than fire an ICE agent

i've thought about it a lot and the thing i miss most about twitter is Dr. Roberta Bobby

me if i were a billionaire

I'm against capital punishment but would make an exception for whichever assholes decided that tvs and monitors shouldn't have dedicated power buttons anymore

had an intrusive thought that i needed to poorly realize