ACTORS! Can you impersonate Hakeem Jeffries, House Minority Leader? We need you for our bipartisan original satirical revue, Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” Please contact us directly at [email protected]. #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

Your last chance is TOMORROW, Sunday January 11. 𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 for Hexagon 2026 “𝘓𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘴!” in person on January 11, 2026 or via video submission. It's Washington's only original satirical musical revue, celebrating the losers who make America great. Don't miss this unique opportunity.

AUDITIONS are nearly full for Hexagon 2026 “𝘓𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘴!” We need you for Washington's only original satirical musical revue—audition in person Sunday January 11 or via video submission. Sign up now! www.hexagon.org/2026-auditions/ #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

Only a few more days to sign up to 𝗔𝘂𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” 🕺 in person on January 11, 2026 or 📺 on video. Sign up now! www.hexagon.org/2026-auditions/ #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

January 11, 2026 is your 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 for Washington's only original satirical musical revue: in person or via video submission. Join us to celebrate the losers who make America great! Sign up now! www.hexagon.org/2026-auditions/ #auditions #auditionalert

CELEBRATE the losers who make America great! AUDITION for Washington's only original satirical musical revue, Hexagon 2026 "𝘓𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘴!" Audition in person on January 11, 2026 or via video submission. Sign up now! www.hexagon.org/2026-auditions/ #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionso

January 11, 2026 is your 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 for Washington's only original satirical musical revue: in person or via video submission. Join us to celebrate the losers who make America great! Sign up now! www.hexagon.org/2026-auditions/ #auditions #auditionalert

YOU’RE NOT A LOSER. But you still have time! 𝗔𝘂𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” 🕺 in person on January 11, 2026 or 📺 on video. Sign up now! www.hexagon.org/2026-auditions/ #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

TOMORROW and Monday: AUDITIONS for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” are Dec 7th 3-6PM and Dec 8th 7-9PM at the Atlas Performing Arts Center in DC. Only a few slots remain open. Register at tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026A... #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

Only a loser would miss this chance to be a LOSER. AUDITIONS for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” are Sunday 12/7 3-6PM and Monday 12/8 7-9PM at the Atlas Performing Arts Center in DC Sign up now! tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026A... #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

Lose your inhibitions! Lose your excuses! Or just lose your marbles! AUDITIONS for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” are Sunday 12/7 3-6PM and Monday 12/8 7-9PM at the Atlas Performing Arts Center in DC Sign up now! tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026A... #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

Only one week left to lose! AUDITIONS for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” are Sunday 12/7 3-6PM and Monday 12/8 7-9PM at the Atlas Performing Arts Center in DC You must register at tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026A... #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

There's no time to lose—if you want to be a LOSER. AUDITIONS for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” are Sunday 12/7 3-6PM and Monday 12/8 7-9PM at the Atlas Performing Arts Center in DC Sign up now! tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026A... #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

ARE YOU A LOSER? Would you like to be? AUDITIONS for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” are Sunday 12/7 3-6PM and Monday 12/8 7-9PM at the Atlas Performing Arts Center in DC Sign up now! tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026A... #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

TWO WEEKS UNTIL AUDITIONS for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” Sunday 12/7 3-6PM and Monday 12/8 7-9PM at the Atlas Performing Arts Center in DC Sign up now! tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026A... #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

Join Our Crew! If you're a Stage Manager, Tech Director, Props Manager, or Lighting Designer we need you for Hexagon's 2026 show, "Lollapalosers!" Details at www.hexagon.org/crew/. #techdirector #propsmanager #lightingdirector #stagemanager #stagecrew

AUDITIONS ARE OPEN and slots are filling fast for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” Sing? Dance? Impersonate? We want you for Washington’s only original political satirical musical comedy revue. tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026A... #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

Join Our Crew! If you're a Stage Manager, Tech Director, Props Manager, or Lighting Designer we need you for Hexagon's 2026 show, "Lollapalosers!" Details at www.hexagon.org/crew/. #techdirector #propsmanager #lightingdirector #stagemanager #stagecrew #hexagon #dctheater

DO YOU HAVE what it takes to join the “Lollapalosers!”? Auditions are open for Washington’s only original political satirical musical comedy revue. tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026A... #auditions#audition#audition #dctheater

AUDITIONS ARE OPEN and slots are filling fast for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” Sing? Dance? Impersonate? We want you for Washington’s only original political satirical musical comedy revue. #audition #auditions #dctheater #dccomedy

🎭✨ Attention performers and comedy enthusiasts! Hexagon is DC’s exclusive political satirical musical comedy revue, and we're looking for talent like YOU! 🎶 We're gearing up for our 2026 show and want you on board. Join Hexagon today! 🌟 #HexagonDC #ComedyRevue #Auditions2026

🎭✨ Attention performers and comedy enthusiasts! Hexagon is DC’s exclusive political satirical musical comedy revue, and we're looking for talent like YOU! 🎶 We're gearing up for our 2026 show and want you on board. Join Hexagon today! 🌟 #HexagonDC #ComedyRevue #Auditions2026

🎭✨ Ready to shine in Washington’s only original political satirical musical comedy revue? Hexagon is calling all performers and comedy lovers! 🎶 We're planning our 2026 production, and we want you to be part of it. Join www.hexagon.org today! 🌟 #HexagonDC #JoinTheFun #ComedyRevue

🎭✨ Calling all performers and comedy lovers! Hexagon is DC's one and only original political satirical musical comedy revue. Whether you sing, dance, act, or love making people laugh, we want YOU! 🎶 We're gearing up for our 2026 show. Join Hexagon today! 🌟 #HexagonDC #ComedyRevue #Auditions2026

Get ready for a one-of-a-kind experience as Hexagon 2025 presents “Splitting Our Sides,” Washington's exclusive original political satirical musical comedy revue! Mark your calendars for six special performances: 📅 Dates & Times: - Fri-Sat at 8 PM: Mar 28, 29, Apr 4, 5 - Sun at 4 PM: Mar 30, Apr 6

Get ready for a one-of-a-kind experience as Hexagon 2025 presents “Splitting Our Sides,” Washington's exclusive original political satirical musical comedy revue! Mark your calendars for six special performances: 📅 Dates & Times: - Fri-Sat at 8 PM: Mar 28, 29, Apr 4, 5 - Sun at 4 PM: Mar 30, Apr 6

Get ready for a one-of-a-kind experience as Hexagon 2025 presents “Splitting Our Sides,” Washington's exclusive original political satirical musical comedy revue! Mark your calendars for six special performances: 📅 Dates & Times: - Fri-Sat at 8 PM: Mar 28, 29, Apr 4, 5 - Sun at 4 PM: Mar 30, Apr 6

DON'T MISS OUT on Hexagon 2025: "Splitting Our Sides!" DC Theater Arts called it "well-performed and genuinely entertaining"! Friday and Saturday 8:00PM | April 4, 5 Sunday 4:00PM | April 6 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE Washington, DC 20002 Buy tickets www.hexagon.org/tickets

Get ready for a one-of-a-kind experience as Hexagon 2025 presents “Splitting Our Sides,” Washington's exclusive original political satirical musical comedy revue! Mark your calendars for six special performances: 📅 Dates & Times: - Fri-Sat at 8 PM: Mar 28, 29, Apr 4, 5 - Sun at 4 PM: Mar 30, Apr 6

🎭 Get ready to laugh! HEXAGON 2025 kicks off this Friday with Washington's one-and-only political satirical musical comedy revue, "Splitting Our Sides!" 🎶 📅 Mar 28, 29, Apr 4, 5 at 8PM 📅 Mar 30, Apr 6 at 4PM 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC 20002 🎟️ hexagon.org/tickets

Hexagon 2025 presents “Splitting Our Sides!" - Fri-Sat at 8 PM: Mar 28, 29, Apr 4, 5 - Sun at 4 PM: Mar 30, Apr 6 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC 20002 🎟️ Get your tickets: [hexagon.org/tickets](https://www.hexagon.org/tickets)

🎭 17 days until Opening Night: Hexagon 2025 "Splitting Our Sides!" 🤣 - Fri/Sat at 8:00 PM | Mar 28, 29 & Apr 4, 5 - Sun at 4:00 PM | Mar 30 & Apr 6 Atlas Performing Arts Center, 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC 20002 🎟️ Get your tickets now: [hexagon.org/tickets](https://www.hexagon.org/tickets)

🎟 Tickets are now available for Hexagon 2025 “Splitting Our Sides!” 🎶 🗓️ Mar 28, 29 & Apr 4, 5 at 8:00 PM (Fri & Sat) 🗓️ Mar 30 & Apr 6 at 4:00 PM (Sun) 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC 🔗 Get your tickets: hexagon.org/tickets #DCTheater #DCTheaterScene #HexagonDC #DCArts

🎭 Get ready to laugh out loud at Hexagon 2025: “Splitting Our Sides!” 🤣 Join us for six exclusive shows: 🗓️ Friday & Saturday: 8:00 PM | March 28, 29 & April 4, 5 🗓️ Sunday: 4:00 PM | March 30 & April 6 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC 20002 🔗 hexagon.org/tickets

🎟 Tickets are now available for Hexagon 2025 “Splitting Our Sides!” 🎶 🗓️ Mar 28, 29 & Apr 4, 5 at 8:00 PM (Fri & Sat) 🗓️ Mar 30 & Apr 6 at 4:00 PM (Sun) 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC 🔗 Get your tickets: hexagon.org/tickets #DCTheater #DCTheaterScene #HexagonDC #DCArts

🎟 Tickets are now available for Hexagon 2025 “Splitting Our Sides!” 🎶 🗓️ Mar 28, 29 & Apr 4, 5 at 8:00 PM (Fri & Sat) 🗓️ Mar 30 & Apr 6 at 4:00 PM (Sun) 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC 🔗 Get your tickets: hexagon.org/tickets #DCTheater #DCTheaterScene #HexagonDC #DCArts

37 days left until Hexagon 2025! www.hexagon.org/tickets. Fri. and Sat. 8PM | Mar. 28, 29 and Apr. 4, 5 Sun. 4PM | Mar. 30 and Apr. 6 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE Washington, DC 20002 Directions and parking information www.atlasarts.org/visit/ More information www.hexagon.org

🎭 Tickets are now available for Hexagon 2025: “Splitting Our Sides!” 🤣 🗓️ Fri & Sat 8PM | Mar 28, 29 & Apr 4, 5 🗓️ Sun: 4PM | Mar 30 & Apr 6 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC 20002 🔗 Tickets: hexagon.org/tickets #DCTheater #AtlasArts #ThingsToDoDC #Hexagon #HexagonDC

We're rounding out the cast for Hexagon 2025 "Splitting Our Sides," March 28-April 6 at the Atlas Performing Arts Center. Stand-ins for Antonin Scalia and President Trump also needed. Contact us at [email protected].

🎭 Get ready to laugh out loud at Hexagon 2025 "Splitting Our Sides!" 🤣 📅 March 28, 29 & April 4, 5 at 8:00PM 📅 March 30 & April 6 at 4:00PM 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center, 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC 20002 🎟️ Grab your tickets now: [hexagon.org/tickets](https://www.hexagon.org/tickets)

🎟️ Get your tickets now for Hexagon 2025 “Splitting Our Sides!” 🎭 🗓️ 8 PM | Mar 28, 29 & Apr 4, 5 🗓️ 4 PM | Mar 30 & Apr 6 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC 20002 🔗 Grab your tickets: [hexagon.org/tickets](https://www.hexagon.org/tickets) #dctheater #hexagon #dcarts #hstre

🎭 Get your tickets now for Hexagon 2025: “Splitting Our Sides!” 🎶 - 8PM: 3/28, 3/29, 4/4, 4/6 - 4PM: 3/30, 4/6 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC 20002 🎟️ Grab your tickets: [hexagon.org/tickets](https://www.hexagon.org/tickets)

🎭 DC's original political satirical musical comedy revue, Hexagon 2025: “Splitting Our Sides!” 🤣 📅 Showtimes: - 8:00 PM: 3/28, 3/29 & 4/4, 4/5 - 4:00 PM: 3/30 & 4/6 📍 Location: Atlas Performing Arts Center, 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC 20002 🎟️ Grab your tickets now: (www.hexagon.org/tickets)

Tickets are on sale for Washington's only original political satirical musical comedy revue, Hexagon 2025 “Splitting Our Sides!” 8:00PM | March 28, 29 and April 4, 5 4:00PM | March 30 and April 6 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE Washington, DC 20002 Buy tickets www.hexagon.org/tickets

Tickets are on sale for Washington's only original political satirical musical comedy revue, Hexagon 2025 “Splitting Our Sides!” 8:00PM | March 28, 29 and April 4, 5 4:00PM | March 30 and April 6 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE Washington, DC 20002 Buy tickets www.hexagon.org/tickets

Tickets are on sale for Washington's only original political satirical musical comedy revue, Hexagon 2025 “Splitting Our Sides!” 8:00PM | March 28, 29 and April 4, 5 4:00PM | March 30 and April 6 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE Washington, DC 20002 hexagon.org/tickets

Your chance to audition for Hexagon is almost Hexa-gone! Hexagon 2025 “Splitting Our Sides!” Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE Washington, DC 20002 1/12/25 3-5PM 1/13/25 7-9PM hexagon.org/audition. #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

Auditions are open for Washington's only original political satirical musical comedy revue: Hexagon 2025 “Splitting Our Sides!” Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE Washington, DC 20002 1/12/25 3-5PM 1/13/25 7-9PM hexagon.org/audition. #auditionalert #auditiondc #comedydc #theaterdc

Auditions are open for Washington's only original political satirical musical comedy revue: Hexagon 2025 “Splitting Our Sides!” Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE Washington, DC 20002 1/12/25 3-5 PM 1/13/25 7-9 PM Get details and reserve your audition slot at hexagon.org/audition.

Missed the "Eras Tour"? Try the "Errors" Tour! Auditions are open for Washington's only original political satirical musical comedy revue Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE Washington, DC 20002 1/12/25 3:00-5:00 PM 1/13/25 7:00-9:00 PM hexagon.org/audition. #dcaudition #dctheater #hexagon