DON'T MISS Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” Washington’s only original political satirical musical comedy revue—limited seats remain! 🎟️ hexagon.org/tickets Performances: • 8:00 PM: Apr 24, 25 • 3:00 PM: Apr 25, 26 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center, 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC

WOW! 𝗟𝗼𝗼 𝗞𝗮𝘁𝘇 from Hound Radio and 𝗟𝗶𝘀𝗮 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗮𝗻 from iHeart Radio DC are making a special appearance at Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” on Friday, April 24 at 8:00 PM. Performances: • 8:00 PM: Apr 24, 25 • 3:00 PM: Apr 25, 26 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 🎟️ hexagon.org/tickets

WOW! Come see Loo Katz from Hound Radio and Lisa Berigan from iHeart Radio DC DC favorites sitting in as Newsbreak Anchorsat Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” on Friday, April 24 at 8:00 PM. 🎟️ hexagon.org/tickets #LooKatz #LisaBeriganRadio #DCTheater #PoliticalSatire #MusicalComedy #AtlasPAC

IT’S TECH WEEK! Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” is onstage at the Atlas Performing Arts Center. Tickets: hexagon.org/tickets Showtimes: 8:00 PM Apr 17, 24, 25 • 3:00 PM Apr 18, 19, 25, 26 Atlas Performing Arts Center, 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC #HexagonTheatre #DCTheater #MusicalComedy #AtlasPA

Fox 5 DC featured Hexagon and “Lollapalosers!” on TheFinal5 with Host (and Hexagon fan) Jim Lokay calling Hexagon “a labor of love.” www.fox5dc.com/video/fmc-tn... tickets are going fast: hexagon.org/tickets Showtimes: 8:00 PM Apr 17, 24, 25 • 3:00 PM Apr 18, 19, 25, 26 Atlas Performing Arts Center

ONE WEEK TO GO! Some performances are close to sold out—don’t miss Hexagon 2026: “Lollapalosers!” at Atlas Performing Arts Center (DC). Tickets: hexagon.org/tickets Showtimes: 8:00 PM Apr 17, 24, 25 • 3:00 PM Apr 18, 19, 25, 26 #DCTheater #PoliticalSatire #MusicalComedy #AtlasPAC

Celebrate the late, great Joan Cushing at the Saturday, April 18, 3:00 PM matinee of Hexagon’s “Lollapalosers!” Featuring alumni cast members from Mrs. Foggy Bottom & Friends. 🎟️ Get your tickets now: 👉 hexagon.org/tickets 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St. NE, Washington, DC

What's happening at Hexagon on April 18??? Get your tickets and find out! 👉 hexagon.org/tickets 📅 Performances 8:00 PM: April 17, 24, 25 3:00 PM: April 18, 19, 25, 26 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St. NE, Washington, DC #HexagonTheatre #DCTheater #PoliticalSatire #MusicalComedy #Was

It's Chuck Schumer (Tom) and Hillary Clinton (Brenda) rehearsing for "Loser's Lament" at Hexagon2026! 🎟️ Get your tickets now: 👉 hexagon.org/tickets 📅 Performances 8:00 PM: April 17, 24, 25 3:00 PM: April 18, 19, 25, 26 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St. NE, Washington, DC

🎭 GET YOUR TICKETS NOW! 🎟️ Washington’s Only Original Political Satirical Musical Comedy Revue 📅 Performances 8:00 PM: April 17, 24, 25 3:00 PM: April 18, 19, 25, 26 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St. NE, Washington, DC 🎟️ Get your tickets now: 👉 hexagon.org/tickets

🎭 30 DAYS LEFT! 🎟️ Tickets are going fast -- don't miss it. 📅 Performances 8:00 PM: April 17, 24, 25 3:00 PM: April 18, 19, 25, 26 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St. NE, Washington, DC 🎟️ Get your tickets now: 👉 hexagon.org/tickets #HexagonTheatre #DCTheater #PoliticalSatire #MusicalComedy

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🎭 TICKETS ARE ON SALE! 🎟️ Washington’s Only Original Political Satirical Musical Comedy Revue 📅 Performances 8:00 PM: April 17, 24, 25 3:00 PM: April 18, 19, 25, 26 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St. NE, Washington, DC 🎟️ Get your tickets now: 👉 hexagon.org/tickets s

🎭 TICKETS ARE ON SALE! 🎟️ Washington’s Only Original Political Satirical Musical Comedy Revue 📅 Performances 8:00 PM: April 17, 24, 25 3:00 PM: April 18, 19, 25, 26 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St. NE, Washington, DC 🎟️ Get your tickets now: 👉 hexagon.org/tickets

🎭 TICKETS ARE ON SALE! 🎟️ 📅 Performances 8:00 PM: April 17, 24, 25 3:00 PM: April 18, 19, 25, 26 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St. NE, Washington, DC 🎟️ Get your tickets now: 👉 hexagon.org/tickets #HexagonTheatre #DCTheater #PoliticalSatire #MusicalComedy #WashingtonDC #LiveTheater

ACTORS! Can you impersonate Hakeem Jeffries, House Minority Leader? We need you for our bipartisan original satirical revue, Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” Please contact us directly at [email protected]. #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

Your last chance is TOMORROW, Sunday January 11. 𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 for Hexagon 2026 “𝘓𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘴!” in person on January 11, 2026 or via video submission. It's Washington's only original satirical musical revue, celebrating the losers who make America great. Don't miss this unique opportunity.

AUDITIONS are nearly full for Hexagon 2026 “𝘓𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘴!” We need you for Washington's only original satirical musical revue—audition in person Sunday January 11 or via video submission. Sign up now! www.hexagon.org/2026-auditions/ #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

Only a few more days to sign up to 𝗔𝘂𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” 🕺 in person on January 11, 2026 or 📺 on video. Sign up now! www.hexagon.org/2026-auditions/ #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

January 11, 2026 is your 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 for Washington's only original satirical musical revue: in person or via video submission. Join us to celebrate the losers who make America great! Sign up now! www.hexagon.org/2026-auditions/ #auditions #auditionalert

CELEBRATE the losers who make America great! AUDITION for Washington's only original satirical musical revue, Hexagon 2026 "𝘓𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘴!" Audition in person on January 11, 2026 or via video submission. Sign up now! www.hexagon.org/2026-auditions/ #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionso

January 11, 2026 is your 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 for Washington's only original satirical musical revue: in person or via video submission. Join us to celebrate the losers who make America great! Sign up now! www.hexagon.org/2026-auditions/ #auditions #auditionalert

YOU’RE NOT A LOSER. But you still have time! 𝗔𝘂𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” 🕺 in person on January 11, 2026 or 📺 on video. Sign up now! www.hexagon.org/2026-auditions/ #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

TOMORROW and Monday: AUDITIONS for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” are Dec 7th 3-6PM and Dec 8th 7-9PM at the Atlas Performing Arts Center in DC. Only a few slots remain open. Register at tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026A... #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

Only a loser would miss this chance to be a LOSER. AUDITIONS for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” are Sunday 12/7 3-6PM and Monday 12/8 7-9PM at the Atlas Performing Arts Center in DC Sign up now! tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026A... #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

Lose your inhibitions! Lose your excuses! Or just lose your marbles! AUDITIONS for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” are Sunday 12/7 3-6PM and Monday 12/8 7-9PM at the Atlas Performing Arts Center in DC Sign up now! tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026A... #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

Only one week left to lose! AUDITIONS for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” are Sunday 12/7 3-6PM and Monday 12/8 7-9PM at the Atlas Performing Arts Center in DC You must register at tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026A... #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

There's no time to lose—if you want to be a LOSER. AUDITIONS for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” are Sunday 12/7 3-6PM and Monday 12/8 7-9PM at the Atlas Performing Arts Center in DC Sign up now! tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026A... #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

ARE YOU A LOSER? Would you like to be? AUDITIONS for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” are Sunday 12/7 3-6PM and Monday 12/8 7-9PM at the Atlas Performing Arts Center in DC Sign up now! tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026A... #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

TWO WEEKS UNTIL AUDITIONS for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” Sunday 12/7 3-6PM and Monday 12/8 7-9PM at the Atlas Performing Arts Center in DC Sign up now! tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026A... #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

Join Our Crew! If you're a Stage Manager, Tech Director, Props Manager, or Lighting Designer we need you for Hexagon's 2026 show, "Lollapalosers!" Details at www.hexagon.org/crew/. #techdirector #propsmanager #lightingdirector #stagemanager #stagecrew

AUDITIONS ARE OPEN and slots are filling fast for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” Sing? Dance? Impersonate? We want you for Washington’s only original political satirical musical comedy revue. tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026A... #auditions #auditionalert #dctheater #auditionsopen

Join Our Crew! If you're a Stage Manager, Tech Director, Props Manager, or Lighting Designer we need you for Hexagon's 2026 show, "Lollapalosers!" Details at www.hexagon.org/crew/. #techdirector #propsmanager #lightingdirector #stagemanager #stagecrew #hexagon #dctheater

DO YOU HAVE what it takes to join the “Lollapalosers!”? Auditions are open for Washington’s only original political satirical musical comedy revue. tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026A... #auditions#audition#audition #dctheater

AUDITIONS ARE OPEN and slots are filling fast for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” Sing? Dance? Impersonate? We want you for Washington’s only original political satirical musical comedy revue. #audition #auditions #dctheater #dccomedy

🎭✨ Attention performers and comedy enthusiasts! Hexagon is DC’s exclusive political satirical musical comedy revue, and we're looking for talent like YOU! 🎶 We're gearing up for our 2026 show and want you on board. Join Hexagon today! 🌟 #HexagonDC #ComedyRevue #Auditions2026

🎭✨ Attention performers and comedy enthusiasts! Hexagon is DC’s exclusive political satirical musical comedy revue, and we're looking for talent like YOU! 🎶 We're gearing up for our 2026 show and want you on board. Join Hexagon today! 🌟 #HexagonDC #ComedyRevue #Auditions2026

🎭✨ Ready to shine in Washington’s only original political satirical musical comedy revue? Hexagon is calling all performers and comedy lovers! 🎶 We're planning our 2026 production, and we want you to be part of it. Join www.hexagon.org today! 🌟 #HexagonDC #JoinTheFun #ComedyRevue

🎭✨ Calling all performers and comedy lovers! Hexagon is DC's one and only original political satirical musical comedy revue. Whether you sing, dance, act, or love making people laugh, we want YOU! 🎶 We're gearing up for our 2026 show. Join Hexagon today! 🌟 #HexagonDC #ComedyRevue #Auditions2026

Get ready for a one-of-a-kind experience as Hexagon 2025 presents “Splitting Our Sides,” Washington's exclusive original political satirical musical comedy revue! Mark your calendars for six special performances: 📅 Dates & Times: - Fri-Sat at 8 PM: Mar 28, 29, Apr 4, 5 - Sun at 4 PM: Mar 30, Apr 6

Get ready for a one-of-a-kind experience as Hexagon 2025 presents “Splitting Our Sides,” Washington's exclusive original political satirical musical comedy revue! Mark your calendars for six special performances: 📅 Dates & Times: - Fri-Sat at 8 PM: Mar 28, 29, Apr 4, 5 - Sun at 4 PM: Mar 30, Apr 6

Get ready for a one-of-a-kind experience as Hexagon 2025 presents “Splitting Our Sides,” Washington's exclusive original political satirical musical comedy revue! Mark your calendars for six special performances: 📅 Dates & Times: - Fri-Sat at 8 PM: Mar 28, 29, Apr 4, 5 - Sun at 4 PM: Mar 30, Apr 6

DON'T MISS OUT on Hexagon 2025: "Splitting Our Sides!" DC Theater Arts called it "well-performed and genuinely entertaining"! Friday and Saturday 8:00PM | April 4, 5 Sunday 4:00PM | April 6 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE Washington, DC 20002 Buy tickets www.hexagon.org/tickets

Get ready for a one-of-a-kind experience as Hexagon 2025 presents “Splitting Our Sides,” Washington's exclusive original political satirical musical comedy revue! Mark your calendars for six special performances: 📅 Dates & Times: - Fri-Sat at 8 PM: Mar 28, 29, Apr 4, 5 - Sun at 4 PM: Mar 30, Apr 6

🎭 Get ready to laugh! HEXAGON 2025 kicks off this Friday with Washington's one-and-only political satirical musical comedy revue, "Splitting Our Sides!" 🎶 📅 Mar 28, 29, Apr 4, 5 at 8PM 📅 Mar 30, Apr 6 at 4PM 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC 20002 🎟️ hexagon.org/tickets

Hexagon 2025 presents “Splitting Our Sides!" - Fri-Sat at 8 PM: Mar 28, 29, Apr 4, 5 - Sun at 4 PM: Mar 30, Apr 6 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC 20002 🎟️ Get your tickets: [hexagon.org/tickets](https://www.hexagon.org/tickets)

🎭 17 days until Opening Night: Hexagon 2025 "Splitting Our Sides!" 🤣 - Fri/Sat at 8:00 PM | Mar 28, 29 & Apr 4, 5 - Sun at 4:00 PM | Mar 30 & Apr 6 Atlas Performing Arts Center, 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC 20002 🎟️ Get your tickets now: [hexagon.org/tickets](https://www.hexagon.org/tickets)

🎟 Tickets are now available for Hexagon 2025 “Splitting Our Sides!” 🎶 🗓️ Mar 28, 29 & Apr 4, 5 at 8:00 PM (Fri & Sat) 🗓️ Mar 30 & Apr 6 at 4:00 PM (Sun) 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC 🔗 Get your tickets: hexagon.org/tickets #DCTheater #DCTheaterScene #HexagonDC #DCArts

🎭 Get ready to laugh out loud at Hexagon 2025: “Splitting Our Sides!” 🤣 Join us for six exclusive shows: 🗓️ Friday & Saturday: 8:00 PM | March 28, 29 & April 4, 5 🗓️ Sunday: 4:00 PM | March 30 & April 6 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC 20002 🔗 hexagon.org/tickets

🎟 Tickets are now available for Hexagon 2025 “Splitting Our Sides!” 🎶 🗓️ Mar 28, 29 & Apr 4, 5 at 8:00 PM (Fri & Sat) 🗓️ Mar 30 & Apr 6 at 4:00 PM (Sun) 📍 Atlas Performing Arts Center 1333 H St NE, Washington, DC 🔗 Get your tickets: hexagon.org/tickets #DCTheater #DCTheaterScene #HexagonDC #DCArts