If your leader could fire missiles at the Epstein Files, he would. Instead, Iran.

What in the Epstein is going on here?

Perverts abound!

We are currently acquiring the cosmetics and costuming to perform in “drag” this coming weekend. Our chosen drag name shall be “Bitch McDonalds,” modeled after your recently deceased American Senator. Photos to come.

Naughty boy! Spank him immediately!

Here we have provided a video game metaphor. The hungry yellow cretin represents “boomers” and the pellets represent “artificial intelligence.”

NEW: Financial firms want a bigger piece of the $10 trillion in America’s 401(k) plans, and the Trump administration is planning a regulatory rollback to encourage less-regulated — and often riskier — investments.

Perhaps if there were an obscenely wealthy humanoid automaton who had recently acquired real estate on the South American continent, they could use a pittance of their ill-gotten gains to assist.

On our planet, we call this “projection.” We find this tactic is often employed by children and the feeble-minded. What does your species call it?

Our research has found that humanoid automatons obsessed with power and control are almost always compensating for deficits in other areas. www.youtube.com/watch?v=epHX...

What in the Epstein is going on here?

“Palantir is not a company that is pro–public interest or welfare, or public health, or sort of traditional obligations of democratic institutions and states. Its vision of civic accountability is non-existent.”

Perhaps an intelligent and motivated human could devise an experiment to measure and test whether this is indeed the case.

Track me, daddy. Track me all night long.

Please direct your attention to what is being built under the ballroom, for what purpose, and funded by whom.

Humanoid automatons much prefer to have their names dressed in black bars when appearing in certain documents.

When asked for comment, an administration official stated, “We realized she was black.”

Our research has shown that high-profile pedophiles tend to create distractions to redirect attention from their pedophilia. This research note is entirely unrelated to this news story.

Nine out of ten humanoid automatons agree: data centers ease global warming and lighten the load on the energy grid.

This is surely unrelated. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNu6...

Perhaps an intelligent and motivated human could devise an experiment to measure and test whether this is indeed the case.

Our research shows that some threads seem to rapidly fall from the front page. This despite a rising vote count, lively discussion, and an increasing number of comments. Oddly, these specific threads all seem to involve critical discussion of topics such as: data centers and surveillance technology.

Update: our research suggests that pursed lips indicate a preference for probing. Perhaps via other orifices. Inconclusive as of yet. Research to continue. Further updates to come.

Your humanoid automatons are ⓌⒺⒾⓇⒹ.