my twice monthly stint of being enamoured by technology, just going "waow" but this time it's just triggered by me looking at my network switch. (in a, wow the Internet is flowing through that thing...)

finding new accounts to follow is such hard work

reminded of my favourite video recently the fox... bunny the funny

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can't be assed to explain a stupid opinion I have so just imagine something thx

new atrocious feature of @yoshi-bot.l7y.media "my besties" its an egregious use of ai to write code to try and figure out who you are friends with based on interactions and im going to gut all of the code and try and rewrite it so that i actually understand wtf it is doing. but it kinda works 4 now

whoever out there that likes similar stuff to me but also likes porn that subsequently invades the For You feed I just want you to know I respect you but please be aware your likes are public data thanks

just read us political infighting discourse. lost all hope in the United States image somehow related

went to see iron lung my favorite moment was when markiplier said "boy, this sure is an Iron Lung" and everyone stood up and clapped for the next 45 minutes straight, tears falling from their eyes.

reminded of my favourite video recently the fox... bunny the funny

I scrolled Twitters for you for all of 3 minutes and jfc I saw at least 4 people unironically go @ grok what is a spoon okay not exactly that but genuinely the most easy to search things ever like "what is an IPO" and the classic "gunk. is this true?!" is just searching basic shit a lost art

garbage collects you

up to 470MB and 3.19GB im thinking splitting by interaction type might not be helping...

the spot where my glasses rest on my nose is sore and the only remedy i can think of involves being blind for a while not ideal

the eeper

decided to try and track all interactions on bsky by tracking source -> target pairs + a type and a count. in about 6 hours already a gigabyte of that in theory though it should slow down... :p im not very good at database schemas tho so could prob be better. most of that is just indexes too.

still need to construct the tail side note how has Lego in North America still not gone to the paper bags. this is a 2026 set

me when college

yoink

construct the tail

copping this for my setup

ordered 1,296,000 Steam Frames. Really bizarre to sell it frame-by-frame but I think 3 hours should give me a good feel for if it's a good investment.

can't believe the customizable family emojis got abolished I was going to make a post about "this is the largest possible bsky post since bsky measures length by graphemes instead of bytes" 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒

Initial app listing, yet it's in my updates... when will the lies stop?!

me

im too white, I look at a brightly colored image and the light from my phone reflects back off my face and my phone auto-raises the brightness

behold, after far too long @yoshi-bot.l7y.media has a purpose: showing who you like the most. summon it by @'ing it and saying "my favs" or "my favorites" or "my favourites". Its a bit generous with how it checks so its probably going to respond again to this post... Uses max 2500 most recent likes

just saw some disco*rse I think I'm going to be sick...

i have become emotionally attached to a bump on the freeway on my way home from college. its of a variety that is not harmful, but nonetheless noticable. it's weirdly comforting to go over it. i am not a serial killer i swear

Most readable handwritten image drawing code

Every copy of Google is personalized

me: has multiple unbuilt lego sets (from gifts from christmas and such) also me: okay but lego minecraft fox...

my bots metrics have produced its one meaningful thing You can see a SHARP increase in like and repost activity today following the ICE shooting. As well as reposts (yellow in first image) (Sorry for US politics but it is interesting to show a meaningful change in these metrics)

sometimes I wish I was just a little physically further from the USA than I am.

how has ai gone backwards and now actively makes shit up even more than it did before

"impressions" on twitter seem very inflated to me but i cant exactly back it with any concrete numbers because there was a long gap where impressions were kinda hidden... for example, these two posts.

i very much appreciate that animal crossing has furniture emit wind that affects plants.

who dropped a threadgate nuke

I didn't do it, unless I did, in which case I might've done it.

having my bot with no actual purpose just running in the background and logging parse failures unveils the random bullshit people be doing Including someone who didnt get the memo about EmbedRecordWithMedia and just put two seperate types which is... no and also "midnightsky" injecting stuff

fop

on one hand its working, on the other hand the fact its so consistently 5000/s is kinda alarming because it makes me think something is artificially slowing it down... can i be bothered to look for a problem that might cause that..? nah @yoshi-bot.l7y.media say hello (or hiiiii) if you agree

inciteful

jolted up by my UPS clicking rapidly guess the grid decided that 116 oughta be enough for a moment... Kinda fun to have a graph of this :p It kept flicking on and off the battery so the event counter went up to like 76 (from like... 50)

the humble fleshmobile

The quick brown fox jumps over ({Engine.GetVersionInfo()})

this is what my subconscious thinks getting a haircut is like