ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs: RTFM: robbing the famous museum LMAO: looting my ass off LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit MLM: Mona Lisa's mine

Take it from us -- an organization that closely studies all the horrific ways people can die from common household items -- have the jelly donut.

yeah yeah priceless crown jewels whatever. don't forget someone in paris woke up to find their beloved giant ladder truck missing

Line for the bar at the Sloop is almost to the door. #gomariners

Hi #HATM watching Mariners tonight, but wanted to drop you this link originally NYT but printed in Seattle Times this morning about Astoria today. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Ugh, Wordle.

This book was written in 2011. A better world that could have existed. #HATM

When I did chamber training we got to watch a bunch of videos of pilots passing out from the gs. The best. #HATM

I would really like "The Dish" to be streaming where we could watch it, story of the first moonwalk from the Australian's point of view with period music... #HATM

I shook Deke Slayton's hand and got his autograph at the California Science Center's 15th anniversary of the Apollo-Soyuz mission at in July 1990. #capcom #HATM

The true inhumanity would be running out of mayonnaise. @herberthistory.bsky.social #HATM

This truly shows he's a scientist and not an engineer because and engineer would have put like ten times as much tape on it. #HATM

Does Sean Duffy even know what a sol is? Stupid question. #HATM

Duct tape to the rescue! #HATM

I do love the engineers figuring things out scenes (also in Apollo 13.) My youngest is currently a sophomore at Washington State majoring in mechanical engineering, his dream is to work for NASA. I am trying not to kill his dream. But I'll tell him to go abroad if he has to. #HATM

It's just like Idiocracy! #HATM

I know he doesn't have a choice here but normally you're not supposed to pull out whatever is sticking in you. My cousin nailgunned his hand to the drywall he was installing in the garage and his kid chopped out all around it so he could go to the ER and get the doctors to remove it. #HATM

Very poignant shot with the empty seat. #HATM

Is the calm AI voice always female because of Star Trek or something else? "Excessive Tilt. You are about to die." #HATM

Just had my first flight test in quite awhile in August, staff and instro chat on vox so that the TD and pilots don't have to listen to us. #HATM

Also, I'm watching with #HATM tonight but will simultaneously obsessively checking on the Mariner's score.

Look, I know this is controversial, but I’m on the side of the ones who **aren’t** shooting priests in the head with pepper balls.

I've never understood how you stay on vacation until Labor Day weekend when there's so much to prep before everything starts right after... unless you have staff to do all that for you. #HATM

I missed that in my first watching that Baby's father told Penny she could still have kids. Another casualty of the current administration... #HATM

Is the older sister in college? I get the feeling no? #HATM

THIS IS ALL IN STRICTLY BALLROOM! We really need to watch it. #HATM

Don't you wish you could do that to every douche who loves Ayn Rand? #HATM

We kept it up after our first 2 were born & we moved to Wichita. My daughter likes to talk about her alternative life where we stayed in So Cal & she became a ballroom star. Also Steve & I did a foxtrot at a Boeing Wichita Xmas party that people would complement me on until the site shut down. #HATM

So, when Steve & I were DINKS in the early 90s, we decided we wanted to learn to ballroom dance. We went to classes & also private lessons. Definitely enjoyed it and even went to a few competitions to watch (and #HATM needs to watch "Strictly Ballroom" if it ever comes back to Netflix.)

Back when the Harvard/Yale boys needed a summer job that didn't involve interning at daddy's hedge fund. #HATM

Also the Mariner's game just started so will be keeping track of that. I'm afraid the Etsy Witch charm may have worn off. Everyone help me manifest! #HATM

My parents had a 1967 Chevrolet which we drove every summer from So Cal to Nebraska/Illinois where my parents' family lived. I learned to drive on that car and my friends had no idea what "three on the tree" was. #HATM

Dammit, Wordle. Wordle 1,562 X/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟩

I think the urgency of releasing the Epstein files is before he nukes something.

Is there anything worse than going on flight test remote for two weeks and coming home to find your carefully curated YouTube channel of cooking shows, Tudor history, and theme park disasters is now polluted with sailing shows, watch repair, and automotive customization? /s

This has been my favorite thing this month!

After our #HATM watch of Idiocracy and Joe/Not Sure, I just realized as I was adding digital coupons to my Safeway account that my name there is Not Given. LOL.

Wait, are these hibernation pods powered by a small nuclear cell or something? #HATM

I have never actually seen this movie, although I have seen many, many, many quotes and memes on the interwebs. (Brawndo - it's got what plants crave!) #HATM

For Library Card Sign-Up Month, @spl.org has unique postcards and stamps at all 27 locations. Yesterday Carl and his friends Griffin and Adam visited every branch to collect them all. Here are some photos of their adventure. 1/2

This is asinine. Besides not wanting little kids to, you know, get these diseases, rubella is very dangerous for pregnant women, who often have one or more other children under the age of 4!

Brooks Falls 2025.

Carl came with me to Greenwood branch of @spl.org and when I got a postcard and stamp he got one too. He's now obsessed with getting all the cards before he goes back to @wwu.edu at the end of the month.

Labor Day 2025 - right now pressure canning a flat of tomatoes our produce stand was selling at $1/lb. Later this afternoon - board game night with Legacy Ticket to Ride - we're up to the Gold Rush.

I'm not here to tell you how to feel one way or the other about Taylor Swift but next to Disney and maybe Nintendo I think she is the last entity you want to cross legally and I hope she fucking destroys Meta

I'm not saying I'm the glue that holds this household together, but I am saying I just got home from a two week remote flight test trip and it appears that Steve and Carl have been subsisting on a diet of steak, eggs, and tomatoes from my garden.

This guy's a vet and a lawyer who threw a sandwich and offered to turn himself in, so they sent a paramilitary platoon with a camera crew. They have FBI and U.S. Marshal badges; apparently those agencies do no real work beyond camera stunts, harassing minorities, and filling concentration camps.

Wow, Peacock raising their rate by 40%, guess I'm canceling them too.

Flight testing is a lot of hurry up and wait.

Leaving for flight test remote tomorrow (v. excited!) but also hoping to finish crocheting 2nd baby blanket as have 2 coworkers expecting next month. #engineerbabies www.etsy.com/listing/1795...