it’s the second half of the year, time to change that toothbrush.

Druski hostin this is ABSOLUTE GOLD.

i’m so damn mad after watching Maternal Instinct.

english is so stupid. why is there a W in the word answer?

josh hart, wtf?

spurs, wtf?

love island season 8. we are backkkkkk.

what’s the more elite combo: when the mac & cheese touch the baked beans or when the mac & cheese touch the yams?

seeing these notifications again >>>>>

completely detached since then.

girl, fuck a ram omg.

biggest compliment i received from multiple ppl today was that i still look the exact same as i did in high school. 😂

i’m so glad i won’t have to see all that SGA floppin in the finals. 😍

pedophilia is so disgusting to the MAGAts when they ain’t talkin bout their cult leader. make it make sense.

somebody gotta defund Top Dog Law radio ads.

why do we always have to resort to being the angry black woman/mama to get shit done?

who the hell gon be on olympic men’s team USA basketball team for 2028??? and can any of them stop the french alien?!

🚨LOUISIANA: LAST DAY TO EARLY VOTE IS TODAY. ELECTION DAY IS NEXT SATURDAY, MAY 16. NO TO ALL 5 AMENDMENTS! 🚨

moms of girls aged 5 and under: do y’all’s daughters ever stop talking????

me at the polls today:

🚨LOUISIANA: EARLY VOTING TODAY UNTIL NEXT SATURDAY, MAY 9. NO ALL 5 AMENDMENTS!!!🚨

in a state where rain is almost always imminent, you’d think the drivers wouldn’t drive like it’s their first day behind a wheel when a lil bit of water fall out the sky. but no.

why is it 57 dagrease fair-in-height in may in louisiana???

IYKYK.

why did it take $84 to fill my tank? 🥲 FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS AND THIRTY-SEVEN CENTS PER GALLON????

DAMMIT we were so close…

girl, put louisiana in jambalaya rice! mass shooting in shreveport, a man arrested for planning a mass shooting in new orleans, now a mass shooting in baton rouge! 😵‍💫

why squirrels wait til the absolute last second to move off the road?

one thing i do not want to be known for in corporate america is being a “hard worker.” i am here to do the bare minimum and go the fuck home. 🫶🏽 thank you for coming to my TED talk.

dear all drivers in the baton rouge metropolitan area: the order is TURN SIGNAL THEN BRAKE. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

if someone holds a gun to my head and tells me “say the word ‘rural’ correctly or you die,” just go ahead and start planning my funeral.

calling a crisp bob a Robert >>>>

Boneless gospel

my boss plays yt gospel in the office (she black) 🫤. this music so uninspiring and unmoving.

client wants to schedule an appointment, there are multiple timeslots available for every day and they are listed. don’t just tell me “monday.” WHAT TIME??????

dawg, why when you ask a multiple part question ppl only answer one part of the question? 😐

this might be the first NBA game i watched this season.

we gotta get sports back on regular TV channels bruh, wtf.

i’m so tired of the american healthcare system.

hello, my name is kandace, am i am dr0nk.

i don’t have it in me to professionally people for the rest of the day. 🫩

when you tell a client “feel free to give me a call with any questions!” and they actually do…

i’m about to crash out.

ugh, that’s the last team i wanted to win the women’s tourney. 😒

seeing ppl you KNOW very well talk with that influencer “accent” <<<<< 😭😭😭

i did 25 sit-ups, why my stomach not flat yet!? this is a scam.

this might be by cynical mindset, but anytime ppl ask me “can i pray for you” i just think that’s an excuse to get in my business. 🙃

idk what happened once i hit a certain age, but there’s been an extreme shift in me from being an extrovert to becoming an introvert.

i ain’t watched one full game of the men’s tournament until today’s duke/uconn game, omg i’m glad i did.

men, why all of a sudden y’all got all these errands to run once you get a haircut? 🌚