filed my taxes. 🫩

i can elect my work benefits without calling my mama. 💅🏽

dear all drivers in the baton rouge metropolitan area: WHY ARE YOU IN THE LEFT LANE IF YOU ARE DRIVING LIKE A BITCH??????

one of my biggest pet peeves lately is being the middle man when it comes to communication when the two parties have each others’ numbers. ASK THEM YOURSELF.

LSU is putting BTA on that crimson team.

confession: i think king cakes with [fruit flavored] fillings are awful.

I love chicken. I love waffles. They do not belong together as an entree.

facebook, my feed don’t need to know when i change my profile picture. 🙄 why is that the default and i CAN’T DELETE IT?!

jada richard had liv mcgill in PRISON last night, omg. 😍🔥

Nobody ever sees the way folks talk to Black women. They only see when we react. And so the people who come at us crazy get to slide on an assumption of civility and reason that we are denied. Even when it is seen, a certain level of hostility is acceptable when directed at us. We peep that.

even more of a reason TO take it imo.

i swear BR drivers think they gon ticketed if they DO use their turn signals.

the Texans d-line to ARod:

Playoffs so peaceful with the Chiefs at home.

GEAUX TIGAHS!!!! 💜💛🏀

one more quarter ladies! 💜💛🏀

in the words of my good friend @rebelgabe.bsky.social “a successful ole miss hate watch.” ☺️

my daughter discovered Little Einsteins on Disney+. i heard the theme song and immediately hit a whip and nae nae. 😭😭😭 (IYKYK)

i’m so tired of these kids thinking my bath time is their bath time too. 😒

i love tasha cobbs, but i’ve learned that i can’t listen to her first thing in the morning with all that yellin lmfaoooo.

by what day you judging ppl for still having up Christmas decorations up? i been judging since bout the 5th. 😂

it is January 7th, why am i still hearing firecrackers??? and why y’all don’t pop all y’all shit on January 1st!?!

this ravens/steelers game.

😍😍😍

them ppl really only scored 🌲 points.

how i’ma sleep tonight knowing bama won’t be getting another championship.

i’m proud of BR tonight, i ain’t heard no excessive explosions after bout 12:30. pop allat shit and get it over with!

happy 5th birthday to my little mood-swinging díva!

happy 2026 y’all!

how old y’all turning in 2026? i’ll be 28 again. 🤗

my daughter will be 5 at midnight. 🥹

christmas with kids ain’t nothing but finding room in your house for all the bullshit ppl bought for them. 😭😭😭😭

why is y’all freaky deaky on Jesus’s birthday!? *throws holy water*

ummm Jacoby??????

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. 🥰🎄❤️💚

hey, we are NOT about to make fireworks on Christmas a thing. please save that shit for next week!!!

my cousin just told me she never knew Luther Vandross had a Christmas album and i’m finna cuss her down to the ground.

niggas be at work on Christmas Eve???? it’s me. i’m niggas. 🥲

i’ma ride this iPhone 12 til the wheels fall off. 😭

y’all want a piece?

i haven’t done a rubik’s cube in like 10+ years and i can’t believe i still remembered lol.

girl the saints done won 2 in a row!?

Louisiana Renee, why is it 80° in December? (i ain’t complaining tbh)

it’s that time of the year where non-Louisiana natives try their hardest to call their tomato and vegetable stews “gumbo.” we’re not saying it won’t taste good. it just ain’t gumbo. dassit. 😭

i whored with one man and ended up engaged. 😄

flau’jae stopppppp! 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥

WILLIAM BYERS YOU A BAD MAN!!!!! #StrangerThings5

girl, LSU actin like a hoe that “took somebody man” behind Lane, all of their social media accounts are so aggravating rn. 😭😭😭

girl WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?????

SSSSSSSSSSS U S S S S S U, F*** WHO! F*** GSU