Good morning everyone

Anyone wanna cuddle?

Here’s some more fat boy softie I guess

Feliz año nuevo 😚

Morning wood and evening release! Been a while ;)

Fellas, don’t do a blackout. Scream, BE LOUD and post nasty ass porn instead

When co-workers ask me how I'm doing I can confidently say "I am not a danger to myself or others" and that's about where I'm at

I know you're looking. The least you can do is be my friend again. Miss you ;3

Making a typo while sexting makes me want to eliminate all witnesses

If I yearned any harder there wouldn't be any room in my body for the rest of me!!!!!

I love a funny fat boy actor cuz they usually have at least 1 scene in a random movie where the joke is just "haha fat boy naked." Little do they know I'm 👀👀👀 uhm..... 👀👀👀

April fools 🥺

Hehehe I'm evil now I've turned evil >:3

TOMODACHI LIFE LIVING THE DREAM

It's my birfday !!

It's almost my birthdayyy 🫨

I wanna bully some of you real bad 🥺

I love all your dumb fat butts 🥺 But yours especially! Yes, you! <3

Goon...Gooner...Goonest.

Girly fat boys..........

Maybe it's cynical of me but I'm just waiting for a "Friend of Dorothy" gummies scandal

I have a sore throat from doing too many Count Orlok impressions

I hope that if I were a character in a dating sim that people would draw lots of porn of me

I wonder how many water bears I have met without realizing it.

I'm such a "get these away from me" little bitch, don't expose me to assorted snacks unless you want them gone T-T

40/100 isn't terrible, but some of these have been sitting around for too long and I NEED to play them

I automatically think you're hotter if you use alt text and I'm not even joking

Vore scares me a lil bit. I can understand the joys of being gently cradled in the dangerous humid maw of a dragon, but I get scared when the little guy gets swallowed!! That anthropomorphic mouse is gonna DIE T-T And that sexy alligator is doing a quippy one-liner about it! AHHH!

Sorry for not posting much. I'm not actually legally allowed to post anything except for on Fat Cock Fridays and I keep forgetting :/

I love the token feminine boy in a group of magical girls. Love to be one some day

I've listened to a tune or two

I think more people here should be writing alt text for their images! It's more accessible and it's an excuse to describe how hot you are ;3

I'm gonna take The Substance just for fun I think