It turns out he actually was the "Elon Musk of the ocean."

We are witnessing the birth of the Ultimate Assholes Fighting Championship. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12226491/Who-win-Zuckerburg-Musk-clash-tech-titans-MMA-experts-say.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline

Pretty excited about this: We've been working on an AI named "Gen" for the past few months, training her on some of our favorite writers so she has a voice and POV. Today we launched a newsletter about AI that she's writing every week. Sign up here: https://tinyurl.com/Decrypt-Media

Flambuginous [flam-BUHJ-in-uhs] (adj.) - Fictitious; fraudulent or untrue. From “flam” (sham story, fabrication; to deceive by flattery) - 1630s Used in a sentence: “I’ll thank you to take your flambuginous claptrap and leave, this instant!” — Buy my book! Pre-order now: https://bit.ly/GWOTDbook

CNN covering the Trump arraignment like it's the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Apple has announced its Vision Pro augmented reality headset - and the word "metaverse" is nowhere to be seen. https://decrypt.co/143452/apple-reveals-vision-pro-augmented-reality-headset

Yeah this is exactly who I'd trust to put an implant in my brain.

Live view of Twitter HQ in SF right now.

And now it crashed Twitter Spaces. As in, there are none. Took out the whole thing.

Twitter: Where 450,000 people can assemble live to hear... nothing. Great replacement for Fox, come to think of it.

And todays best lede goes to… @sander.bsky.social https://decrypt.co/140664/beeple-bitboy-dumping-bored-ape-how-all-hit-fan

I guess they have a ton of excess bandwidth these days.

Co-hosts of the new Bravo series, American Rug Shitters.

Lemon and Tucker sounds like a buddy film.

We're launching our dedicated Web3 gaming channel, GG, on Wednesday 26 April! Find out more here: https://decrypt.co/gg

'Snow Crash' Author Neal Stephenson Says Future of the Metaverse Won't Require Goggles https://decrypt.co/122695/snow-crash-author-neal-stephenson-future-of-metaverse-no-goggles

It’s on a hat, now it’s official! We at @decryptmedia.bsky.social are launching our GG Web3 gaming hub this Wednesday! Stay tuned…

My favorite story of the day. We went all Buzzfeed in the hed, too: https://decrypt.co/137213/people-worshiping-ai-gods

The Pizza World Championships are being streamed live from Italy. for some of us, this is far better than the Summer Olympics. https://campionatomondialedellapizza.it/eng/home

Weird that the ChatGPT-powered Sims like to congregate in bathrooms. But who am I to judge? https://decrypt.co/136798/chatgpt-ai-the-sims-smallville

The coolest part of this story is that people are creating anti-ChaosGPTs to counter the evil AI. https://decrypt.co/126122/meet-chaos-gpt-ai-tool-destroy-humanity

Say hello and follow the @decryptmedia.bsky.social team here so far! @quittner.bsky.social @droberts.bsky.social @stephengraves.bsky.social @dragonwolftech.bsky.social @ilanhz.bsky.social @abigailcarlson.bsky.social ... so far! #crypto #web3 #media #journalism

Of course, this would be among the first uses of an open source, uncensored GPT4 LLM.

Twitter without Elon Musk. One of the most epic exit strategies ever.