Mexican food for dinner

Feeling genuine joie de vivre this morning

Anyone know a good local game store in DC? I’m itching to do a mtg draft

One of my proudest achievements in life is the fact that I’ve squished probably 100+ spotted lanternflies. It became something of a hobby for me during Covid

DC is such a gorgeous city it’s kinda absurd

Driving down to DC today 🫡 can’t wait to do some crime in my favorite city in which to do crime (Washington, DC)

Feeling very targeted by this Instagram ad

Someone’s being very cuddly this morning

Playing soul calibur 2 for the first time who’s the most broken character I want to play as them

My new job is gonna have a Tuesday + Wednesday weekend so I’m gonna start making annoying posts about my Wednesday scaries

What a nice, normal time for me to be moving back to Washington DC

The awful conservative gay from my high school lives in Navy Yard and says he “can’t wait” for the dc federal takeover, do you think he knows he’s a walking cliche?

This is pretty solidly a second tier song on Buffalo Springfield Again but I love it simply because I don’t know any other rock songs with a bari sax solo

Market Days is such a generic name for an event. I bet you could pretty easily trick a middle aged housemom into going by telling her it was a cute outdoor flea market

It’s the freakin weekend

Headed to the gay bars for the second night in a row

Why is our president literally Louis XVI

Officially 6 days until I am employed again hooray

Guy at this piano bar has a nice voice but he’s pounding the keys like they owe him money

Instagram close friends is so fun because now I have a working list of all the gay people I know

It’s a shame that I’m moving to a city whose baseball team is genuinely terrible but at least the tickets will be cheap

Still doesn’t top the alternate ending, though

Can’t believe I didn’t try antidepressants earlier like it’s crazy you can just not have really sad thoughts in the back of your head at all times sheeeeeesh

I love how they had only 151 original pokemon and they were like yeah this thing needs to be one of them

“Nothing Beats a Jet2 Holiday”

But I want to bookmark pornography and I am not going to reply 📌 on pornography

“Foul tarnished, in search of the elden ring…”

I love watching a YouTube video about an obscure topic then feeling the information dribble out of my ear moments after it’s done

I think I have a lady crush on Julia Roberts

Accidentally referred to the metro as the tube twice this weekend

Straight people are cool and all but man I just love having gay friends

Streets are saying that I’m the first white guy in his 20s ever to get way too into steely dan

I can’t believe they’re giving me a masters degree

Is funky kong trade

Why is it always crazy Christians screaming on street corners? Just once I’d like to see like a crazy Buddhist

Thinking about how if I wasn’t living in England I would have literally no idea what a jet 2 holiday is

Not to be cliche but I kinda want to join one of those gay guy kickball teams when I come back to DC but I am both very competitive and very bad at sports which is not a good combination for kicking balls

*twirls my hair* and is there a Grandpa Moses?

I love it when an album has its best song second or third from last. Ideal placement imo

Played some Dune Imperium with friends tonight and man I forgot how good that game is

One of my favorite pop culture events is when that hitchhiking robot went all the way across Canada then got to Philly and we immediately killed it

In 1931, Charlie Chaplin observed that “if capital represents the genius of America, it would seem obvious that for its own sake the present conditions should not continue or ever again be repeated.” I’m on @historyonfilm.bsky.social this week talking about why Modern Times still feels so modern.

I feel like my academic career can be summed up as an endless series of needing to read Walter Benjamin again and only understanding him a little bit better each time

Do you guys ever think about that Meghan trainor song where she’s like I am mother and the whole thing sounds like a c tier Sousa march? I think about it a lot

Can the subaltern speak? Vote now on your phones!

Abracadabra is a good song, but I’m not sure the gay club I went to needed to be playing it at 120 decibels. My ears hurt

Tried to start a grindr conversation about the mtg Tarkir spoilers but they apparently weren’t as horrifically active on r/magictcg as I am

I’m very Kinky btw (will play Village Green Preservation Society while we hook up)

I find it insane that people will pay thousands of dollars to vacation in London then spend their time standing around watching some guy butcher a pop song from 2016 in trafalgar square