Movie time!!!

Borkin’ too hard or hardly borkin’

Had a great time going to the movies yesterday.

I couldn’t get any of the kids to cheer on #jennifercoolidge with me during the @Minecraft movie. If she isn’t at least nominated for an Oscar’s next year, the academy is a scam.

Can apple add a “drooling” reaction for when my wife sends me spicy pics?

We watched the Goofy Movie documentary last night and I woke up with “I2I” stuck in my head.

Let’s be real, Penguins have been stealing from us for far too long.

I know I’m nowhere near the caliber of celebrity to be a guest, but I would love to record a podcast with @amypoehler.bsky.social. Just putting it out into the universe.

Get me to God’s Country

Beautiful night in KY.

Headed to Kentucky.

Was very excited to present an award at the first Luney Awards and then also, accepted the award, on behalf of the band. It was a dream come true and I got to live out my MTV Music Video Awards fantasy.

If we are in a simulation, I’d like to ask whoever is controlling me to find more cheat codes than “Big Head Mode”. Infinite Health, Infinite Money, Flying. Just use whatever form of Google you have when I’m sleeping and help me out.

Shout out to the set director.

Daffy Duck saw me hit my pen.

I know I’m almost 40 because I’m looking forward to doing yard work over the next few weeks.

I’m going to see Mickey 17 again tomorrow and I’m so fucking stoked.

Haven’t had to style my hair in over 2 years and I was completely unprepared this morning before work.

39 and a day.

Beautiful night for a walk downtown to get dinner to go. Last night of being 38.

On my way to number 9.

Friends that play music: The annual John Prine tribute show is opening up applications to play! It’s always a great two nights of music with a bunch of talented folks. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Someone call Ben Stein!

Hopefully this will replace Instagram for me.

Jam Up The Pumps.

Big titty goth women!!! Hooray!!!

Coming soon….

First selfie in the strand this year!

Headed to see Everything, Everywhere, All At Once.

“Could Never Be Heaven Without You”

The last episode of The Sounds Of Bustown is out. I spent 10 years of my life interviewing wonderful people in Columbus about their art. I broke down in tears after I published the final episode. Happy to have some time back, but I’ll miss making new friends. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Oink oink.

The Substance (2024)

How do I get a job @letterboxd.social? I saw 107 movies in the theater last year and I do podcast stuff. Please, let me be a part of the crew!!!

Headed to The Substance!

Watching the Saved By The Bell reboot is worth it for this scene alone. Bummer it got cancelled after two seasons before we could get a Malibu Sands season.

#tbt to my banana boy.

Should’ve called him boomerang.

Going to try and make fruit snacks, my generations werther’s

If the messy sandwich you’re eating, didn’t come with the worst napkins, it’s not that good of a sandwich.

Columbus friends!!! I hope to see you all at the final live show The Sounds Of Bustown!!! It’s going to be a real fun time!!!

How come the only habits I can break, are the good ones?

New year! New movie thread!

Columbus friends!!! I hope to see you all at the final live show The Sounds Of Bustown!!! It’s going to be a real fun time!!!

Today's the special day when that very Bandy, very Campy website waives their revenue share and passes the funds directly to artists! My new song, "Times Change Before Your Eyes" is available there now! Thank you for listening to my beats and raps! alphxbet.bandcamp.com

They goofed up. Got the final list this morning.

Some new favs and a lot of old comfort.

Made it to 100. I was suprised to see a message to me on the marquee when I went to take a pic of what I thought would be “Four Christmases”.

Last week, I saw my 99th movie in the theater for the year. It was also the premiere of the commercial I was in. Crazy journey to be on this year.