RETRO SERIES Mark Hamill & Harrison Ford These ARE the studs you’re looking for

Mikhail “Dr Mike” Varshavski One of my favorite social media people. Informative, honest, and HOT!!!

RETRO SERIES Andrew McCarthy Mannequin isn’t just a movie. It’s a cultural moment.

Matt Cornett Otherworldly hot!

RETRO SERIES Billy Dean The crush I had on this dude back in the 90s was concerning.

Dan Stevens It’s the eyes. Good god, the eyes.

Misha Collins I might start believing in angels

Jensen Ackles Carry on wayward son

Jared Padalecki My husband would leave me for this man. I might leave me too.

RETRO SERIES Brad Pitt Legends of the Fall era.

Josh Dun I’m taking my time on my ride. I love twenty øne piløts.

Tyler Joseph Can you save my heavydirtysoul? I love twenty øne piløts

RETRO SERIES Adam Ant If I strip for you would you strip for me?

Timothee Chalamet It’s just absurd how hot he is.

Micah Plath Absolutely flawless

Channing Tatum A classic never goes out of style

RETRO SERIES Robert Taylor He was such a snack. If you haven’t seen Camille, do yourself a favor. Robert is beautiful and Garbo is flawless.

Antique portrait photography I love bringing these old pictures back to life.

RETRO SERIES Tony Dow GOLLY WALLY!!

Shemar Moore Fine wine! Fine fucking wine!

Machine Gun Kelly Oh, the things I’d do with this man. 🥵

Henry Golding So so so handsome

Arch Manning The pedigree is strong with this one.

RETRO SERIES Patrick Swayze Ahh, “The outsiders”. I still haven’t recovered from that movie.

RETRO SERIES Troy Donahue Another 50s/60s Hollywood “Golden Boy”. They made em pretty back then.

Troye Sivan God bless a twink

I don’t know his name, but I’ll assume it’s Martin. One of the most beautiful men on TikTok. Handle: martin_is_dead

Zedd Why does no one talk about how hot he is?

Daniel Radcliffe I mean, we’ve all seen him in less than this….

RETRO SERIES Tab Hunter He’s like if sunshine and a puppy had a baby.

RETRO SERIES James Dean Always a classic

He doesn’t exist, but he should!!

RETRO SERIES Paul Newman The eyes! They were extraordinary.

Fred Warner San Francisco 49ers I hate the 49ers, but can we take a sec and appreciate this man?

Clay Matthews Green Bay Packers He may have retired a Ram, but he’ll always be a cheese head to me.

Andy Dalton Carolina Panthers QB. I’d let this man ruin my marriage.

RETRO SERIES Chris Carmack His A&F Work got me through 9/11.

Gus Kenworthy TEAM USA!!

Anthony Mackie Avengers, assemble!

Antique portrait photography I love bringing these old photos back to life.

He doesn’t exist, but dammit, He should!!

JJ Watt I just ovulated, and I’m a dude. The way I gasped when this generated.

Skip Marley God DAAAAAMN

Joe Sasto Watching Food Network and mustache Joe is on. He’s so cute.

Charlie Puth I feel like he’s an under appreciated hottie. I think he’s adorable.

RETRO SERIES Edward Norton I didn’t want to pull from American History X, but he just looked so hot.

Liam Hemsworth Considering rethinking my Hemsworth of choice.

Jonathan Bailey He’s wicked hot

Glen Powell The “it” boy du jour.

Antique portrait photography I love bringing these forgotten photos back to life